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Alright everyone! Here is the epilogue! It is quite short but it has all the information about the sequel! Yes! There shall be a sequel! Rejoice! The info about the sequel is posted below and a cute preview is posted at the end. It Should be up within a week or two!
Title: Psycho Love
Summary: It's that time of the year again. Vacation time for the shinagami. While on vacation Tsuzuki turns Hisoka into a kitty.. And loses him. Muraki finds him.
Pairings: TsuxSoka, TatxWat, MurxTsu(one sided), MurxOriya, TerazumaxWakaba
Warnings: Shonen ai, M-preg
And extra points to anyone who can guess where the Title's from. I'll give you all a hint. It's a rock song. Hehe.. Well, thank you all for the great and many reviews! Now, onward!
Kitty Tsuzuki Epilogue
Another bright, happy day had arrived in the Ministry of Hades. It had been several weeks since the Kitty Tsuzuki incident and the office had all but forgotten it.
"Tsuzuki. No." Muttered Hisoka as he quickly wrote several reports on a recent case.
The little Kitty seated on Hisoka's desk gave him the biggest, most hurt puppy dog eyes that he could manage. "Meeerrwww..." --Don't you love me anymore?--
The blond's eyebrow twitched as he tried not to look at his partner, "I have work to do and I will not kiss you until I feel like it."
Tsuzuki pouted before his ears perked up at the sound of Tatsumi's voice.
"Watari! I shall not wear this ever damned Friday!"
"But you look so adorable as the March Hare!... even though I do look cuter than you!"
Tatsumi stomped by Hisoka's and Tsuzuki's office in a March Hare outfit, Rabbit ears and teapot include, and looked ready to kill while Watari followed close behind in that Alice outfit which he had taken a liking to.
"I do not care how... adorable.. I look! It is a ridiculous outfit and I shall not be forced into it again!" Stated the secretary as he headed towards his office.
"Well, I think you look hot in it!" Shouted Watari very loudly causing the people that were around to stop what they were doing and stare saucer-eyed at them.
A deep, annoyed sigh escaped Tatsumi, "You just have to proclaim that at the top of your lungs, don't you?"
"What other way is there, Seii-chan?" Watari casually asked with a small smirk on his face.
Tatsumi's eye twitched, "I though I told you not during work."
"Well, we're technically not working so it doesn't count as work and if it is not work it must be a break and you said nothing about me calling you Seii-chan during breaks!"
"You're impossible." A deep sigh escaped Tatsumi as entered his office.
Watari merely smiled as he wrapped his arms around the secretary's neck, pulling him close. "And that's why you love me." The space between them quick closed up as Watari pressed his lips against Tatsumi's for a brief instant, shadows closing the door so no one would see
"I thought I told you not at work." Muttered Tatsumi after having snaked his arms around Watari's waist.
A chuckle escaped Watari as he stared up at his lover, "But Seii, this isn't work, it's play." And their lips once again met, this time the tongue got involved. And just as Tatsumi's hand went underneath Watari's dress and slid up Watari's thigh...
The door opened and in came Hisoka and Kitty Tsuzuki on his shoulder.
"Tatsumi, here is.. our..." Hisoka blushed as did his kitty companion and the boy placed the paperwork on the ground and quickly left the room, shutting the door behind him. "I thought I told you two to lock the door next time!"
Watari and Tatsumi stared at the door before Watari muttered, "He has the worst timing..." Tatsumi nodded in agreement.
"Tsuzuki-san! Hisoka-san!"
Both turned their heads to see Wakaba waving to them while on Terazuma's back.
"I baked you both some cookies. They're in your office." The cheerful girl proclaimed causing Tsuzuki to lung at her and lick her like crazy.
"Meorrrwweww!" --Sankyuu Wakaba-chan!--
"Hey hey hey! Get off!" Shouted Terazuma, glaring at the kitty out of the corner of his eyes.
The kitty snorted and sat down on Terazuma's head, as if saying 'Make me!'
A soft chuckle escaped Wakaba's lips. "Aww... You're so adorable as a kitty Tsuzuki-san!"
The violet-eyed kitten somehow managed to grin at the girl, "Meow!" --Thanks!--
Terazuma snorted and muttered something inaudible under his breath.
After work, Tsuzuki and Hisoka arrived at the house they now shared. Hisoka was purposely ignoring the pouting kitty as he ate.
"Meeewww..." --Kiss me...--
"I told you that I won't change you back until I feel like it." The blond calmly stated as he took a bite of the sandwich he'd made himself.
Tsuzuki whimpered.
"No."
He added puppy eyes to the whimpering.
"Didn't you hear what I just said?"
Somehow he managed to making a 'sniffing' noise.
A deep sigh left Hisoka meaning he'd given in. "Alright! Fine! I'll kiss you!" Gentle hands lifted the kitty up before the owner of those hands stood and headed to the bedroom. Once there, the youth sat down on his bed before bringing Tsuzuki to his lips and kissing him.
Within seconds, Hisoka was pushed down on the bed with a human Tsuzuki on top of him, kitty ears and tail included.
"I still have the ears.. So, you wanna make love to see if it'll make 'em go away?"
"I highly doubt that what works in 'Loveless' to make people lose their ears will work with you.."
"And why not?"
"Are you a virgin?"
"... Oh... It still might work though..."
"Fine then. Go find Muraki and he will gladly test that theory with you."
"Waahh! Soka! That's cruel!"
"And your point is...?"
"You're mean!"
"And you're an idiot but I don't whine about it."
"For that... I get to tickle you!"
"What! Tsu.. Haha. Tsuzuki! Hahahaahh! Stoooppp..!"
"Tickle! Tickle! Tickle!"
"Stooooppp itt! Hahaha!"
Epilogue End
Sequel Preview
Tsuzuki smiles happily, "I get to do the preview for the sequel! Yay! Hear that Soka! There's gonna be a sequel!"
"Just get on with it!"
Tsuzuki gets out a piece of paper from his pocket and unfolds it before reading it, "Well, everything has been normal at JuOhCho except for the occasional Kitty Tsuzuki trying to steal a kiss from Hisoka..."
Hisoka rolled his eyes as he continued reading a book.
"Well, Konoe tells us that it is vacation time!.. Wait.. Vacation! We get to go on vacation!" Tsuzuki begins jumping up and down before gazing at Tatsumi's office, "Tatsumi! Are we gonna get a nice place this year?"
"I.. I'm kinda... busy right noooww..." And then there came a deep moan that sounded like it came from Tatsumi.
Hisoka blushed slightly as he imaged what was going on in there.
Tsuzuki coughed before continuing, "Well, I get the bright idea to change Hisoka into a kitten so I sneak the potion in his drink. Aww.. Kitty Soka! Adorable!"
"You... What!"
Tsuzuki ignored Hisoka's death glare as he read on, "Only problem is that Soka won't allow me to kiss him cause he's really angry."
"Cause you turned me into a fucking cat without my damned permission!"
"So, I decide to go out to get some food and I bring Hisoka with me! And I lose him.. Oops.. Hehe.. But that's not the worst part!"
Hisoka's eye twitched, "What is then?"
"Muraki finds you."
Hisoka stopped breathing, "What...?"
Tsuzuki pointed to preview, "It says so right here!"
Hisoka's eyes flared as he glared at Kds-chan, "I'll kill you!"
Kds gulped. "Hey! At least you're not the one pregnant!"
Hisoka blinked, "Some one's... pregnant?"
Kds smiled, "Yup! Now Tsu, wrap it up!"
"Alrighty! So, what will happen while Hisoka is in the clutches of the evil doctor, who's the one that's pregnant, and will Terazuma's IQ ever exceed that of a brain dead monkey's? Stay tuned for the sequel, Psycho Love, to find out!"