AU Gundam Wing and You: SO, You've Decided to Live Here

Your Background Story

For those select few that have made it this far, (yes you, no you don't count, what do you mean "why not?" you got caught! Reading this in prison isn't the same as reading it in secret after slipping off to 'powder your nose' while at a fancy do with Quatre) I salute you. But you're probably wondering what happens now. Or what it it all means, when you get right down to it I mean really?

Sadly I can only answer part of the what happens now. You live your life the Gundam way (no, do NOT scream 'woo hoo' this is a serious matter for serious people... who are serious) and this chapter will help you provide your back story.

When I grow up (intheGundamWingworld) I want to be...

Not in prison. For those of you that are? Well, sucks to be you. I told you not to do that, didn't I tell them not to do that? You all saw me. But anyway, moving swiftly onwards, we come back to the old fail safe of lying.

You had amnesia, the things you babbled about earlier, where you told everyone that in your world this world is on the telly were the hallucinations bought on by seeing your home burn down. With all your legal documents inside, oh, and did you mention that the war made you an orphan? No? Do it now.

One assumes that you have used your real name up until this point, if not pretend to regain your memory and suddenly punch the air (not an officer) and scream it out, do a victory dance and chant "I remembered!". Make the victory dance as embarrassing as possible, it will be one of the few times you can get away with it, you know you want to, you may even (and this is just between you and me, dearest reader) kiss the nearest Gundam boy in jubilation. Though I'd advise against... Uh, pretty much all of them except maybe Quatre or Trowa.

Don't look at me like that, you know why. Because Heero would kill you (or Relena would), Wufei would scream "dishonour" and Duo would take it as an open invitation... to which Hilde (or Heero) would set you straight about.

Using your Skills (to pay the bills)

And if you don't have a skill, merely an antiquated knowledge of computers (think about this people, its the future!) get enrolled at a school (because if worst comes to worse, you'll either know no Japanese and have to go to learn it or know bits of it and claim that your amnesia gave you a perfect understanding of the dead language "English" etc.) and whats the worst that could happen? Math is the same everywhere after all. Unless they suddenly decided that one plus one equals zero point five to the power of two... Or something. Anyway, use your knowledge, capitalise on it, teach it, then rewrite all the pop songs you can remember on the grounds that most people will have probably forgotten about them and the rights will have expired.

Lets do the Transdimensional Time Warp (Again!)

For those of you that just sang that title in your head, me too, it was just me? Oh... Okay then...

Ahem. Using your 'mad skills' and falling back onto your claim of amnesia, plus using this booklet (and, of course, your stunning knowledge of the Gundam Wing Wor- put that down and listen! This is important, it tells you how to get home!) should help you survive until the molecular polarity flow of the hahaha, oh, did I sound intelligent? I haven't a bloody clue to be honest, and lets face it, if you have taken all that trouble to get here, you're not about to go home right away are you? And those that got here by accident? Take your time, stop and smell Treize's Roses and soon enough a portal or plot device will appear to carry you away home.

Well, I have been your somewhat helpful, unfailing cheery guide bee3, and you have just Fallen into the world of Gundam Wing, drop me a line when you get back so I can improve the next edition of

"SO, You've Fallen into the World of Gundam Wing"

(standard disclaimers apply, no purchase necessary, no falling into the world of Gundam Wing necessary, see a Mary-Sue for details.)