You'd think that being in the Akatsuki would mean being quiet, mysterious, and always wearing the uniform. Well, Deidara was just a TAD different.

He wasn't exactly quiet. He was when he needed to be but, besides that, not really. He was fairly mysterious, he supposed. To people who didn't know him anyway.

But, there was one thing that set him apart from many of the other members. He didn't like the uniform. To him it was just plain dorky! Well, what was under the cloak anyway. A jumpsuit? I mean Come on! The pants made him look like he was wearing high heels, the shirt didn't have sleeves, and it bunched up in unpleasant areas. The whole thing was entirely wrong! 1)

So, today when Deidara got a mission to blend in with the people at a sight they were getting ready to attack, he spent no time at all in running to the nearest clothing store. There was no way in Hell he was going outside in just that thing.

Two fights and some ice cream later, he finally had what he was looking for.

A simple, white shirt, with a blue collar and sleeves that were also completely blue except for two white stripes. Complete with an extremely loose tie, baggy, blue pants, and to top it all off, a hat. That was blue also.

As Diedara took down his hair from the ponytail he wore, he walked to the door to close it. Freeing his blond locks from their hold he locked the door. Of course, if a member really wanted to come inside his room, the lock wouldn't delay them for so much as a second. Locking the door was more like putting a 'do not disturb' sign over the doorknob.

He quickly changed in to the clothes, the whole while praying no one would burst into his room. It had happened before.

Finally, Deidara was done putting the clothes on. He looked into a floor length mirror every member had in their room. Until this day he had always wondered why they bothered putting in mirrors, now he was grateful for it.

"The shirt was a little tighter than he thought it would be but everything else was fine. He had to admit. He looked GOOD. Now all that was left was to see what the other members thought.

'This'll be fun...'


Ello peoples uh, well, I've started my second Naruto fanfic. so this is the first chapter. Reveiw if you like it or even if you don't like it plez. Okay, about the last sentence for those of you who are confused, I don't think Deidara is gay, I think he wanted to see how many of the members were gay, so, yea. If you have any ideas for another chapter post in the reviews plez. (I need some inspiration) 1) that really is what they wear under their cloaks. I had to stare at a picture from the manga to figure that out.