Disclaimer: I don't own Yu-Gi-Oh or channel 13.
A/N: YEA! BONUS CHAPTER!
Valon's Cookies
Alister sat down on the couch and turned on the TV and watched the news. Channel 13 was covering the grand opening of a new bakery in Town Square. Right now they were interviewing the owner.
"Tell me Mr. Valon, what led you to open this new bakery called Mr. Cookie and friends?"
"Well I attended a tea party last month and I met a new friend named Mr. Cookie there. We had some great times that day, but then a guy named Alison made me smash Mr. Cookie!" Valon wept.
"Isn't that murder? And isn't Alison a girl's name?"
Alister glared at the TV.
"Why you…VALON! I'M GONNA KILL YOU!" Alister stormed out of the door and rode his motorcycle all the way to Town Square.
Back in Town Square, the reporter asked Valon if he could show them around.
"Here's the kitchen where we bake all the cookie friends. Here's the bathroom where you can do your business. Here's the cash register where we collect the hundreds of dollars that we earn when we sell the cookies." Valon led them to a brightly painted corner with a small red plastic table and fabric. "This corner over here is the dressing and naming center for when you've finished baking your cookie friend. All cookies must have a name! And they shouldn't go out in public naked!"
The reporter got confused. "Why do you need to name your cookie? Aren't they for eating?" Valon nearly fainted. He was about to explain when they heard a loud rumble of an engine. Alister jumped off and rolled up his sleeves.
"VALON! SAY YOUR PRAYERS CAUSE YOU'RE GOING DOWN TODAY!" Alister took a punch at him, but Valon ducked. He yelled to the reporter, "This is ALISON! The guy who killed Mr. Cookie!"
"But didn't you smash Mr. Cookie? By the way, I'm not so confused over the whole Alison is a girl's name anymore! You can clearly see that this Alison is a girl!" the reporter screamed back. Valon and Alister's fight was attracting a crowd. In that crowd was the newlywed couple, Seto and Darla Kaiba. Seto hollered from the side, "Alison's a man! Show 'em Alison!"
"MY NAME'S NOT ALISON! IT'S ALISTER!" and he almost cuffed Kaiba when Dartz used his Oriechalkos magic to blow him away.
"WOW! I didn't know you could use magic Darla!'
"It's one of my deepest darkest secrets."
"My deepest, darkest secret is: I like the song Hollaback Girl."
"I already know that."
"COOL! You can read minds too?"
"Sure I can."
Alister was unconsciously sitting against the wall and Channel 13 continued asking Valon questions.
"If you would let me Mr. Valon, would you let me have a cookie…friend?"
Valon joyously presented the reporter with a gingerbread girl cookie (named Anna) dressed in a little Yellow dress like the one he'd wore at Rafael's tea party. The reporter gratefully took the cookie.
"Let's see if the cookies here are as good as the presentation shall we?" the reporter ripped off the dress on the cookie.
"W…What are you doing!" Valon whimpered. He was a witness of rape. "POLICE! POLICE! HELP!" the repoter held down Valon.
"Relax. It's not like this is a crime!" and he…took a giant bite out of Anna the cookie.
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"
The end.
A/N: THERE'S A SEQUEL CALLED RAPHAEL'S SLEEPOVER BY SKULL KEEPER! GO READ IT! I HELPED TOO!