Other Characters : Sarah - Stephanie's best friend
Alex - Stephanie's boyfriend and Olga's son, I just gave him a name, really.
Jason - Stephanie's Cousin, Raiden and Rosemary's son, (I just gave him a name too) Also Alex's best friend.
Stacy, Terri, Tina - Stephanie's enemies from school.
NOTE Wolf, Liquid, and Olga are randomly alive. (Don't ask)
Please review! Thankies!
Rated : PG-13, I guess its not really bad, but I don't want anyone to yell at me for putting the rating too low.
Snake layed on the couch in the phil building. Up the stairs he could hear the sound of Drowning Pool coming from his 15 year-old daughter, Stephanie's room.
(Music)You're all by yourself but you're not alone. You wanted in now you're here
Snake sits up and looked up the stairs as Meryl walked in from the kitchen.
Snake: Does she have to listen to it so loud?
Meryl: Snake, she's 15, all girls that age do that, and talk on the phone with friends, and go out on dates with boys.
Snake looked up
Snake: I don't like the idea of her going out with boys. After all, you didn't.
Meryl: Yes I did, I just tell you about them.
Snake: What?
Meryl: Get over it. And she is going out with her boyfriend Alex.
Pulls out socom
Snake: Not if I have anything to say about it.
Meryl: Snake! Put that away! You are NOT going to kill him! Besides, they are going out on a romantic boat ride tonight.
Snake looks around
Snake: Wheres my sniper riffle?
Meryl: Snake!
Snake: Okay okay, I won't do anything..
Snake got up and walked over to Meryl and started to slid his hands down her back.
Stephanie walks in
Stephanie: Get a room!
Both step away from eachother
Stephanie: So dad, can I got out with Alex tonight with out you trying to kill him?
Snake: I guess.
Stephanie: DAD!
Snake: Alright, I won't, I plomise.
Stephanie : PROMISE!
Snake : Fine, promise.
Meryl: Don't worry, he won't screw this up.
Stephanie: Thanks Mom.
Knock at the door
Raiden: Hey Snake!
Stephanie, Snake and Meryl: NOOOOOOOOOO!
Rose and Raiden walk in
Raiden: How is my Family?
Stephanie: Where is Jason? He is my fav Cuz.
Raiden: I thought I was your fav cuz!
Stephanie: No.
Rose: Jason is right outside.
Stephanie walks outside
Jason: Hey.
Stephanie: Hey, um, how do you and your mother put up with your father?
Jason: I have no idea.
Stephanie: Why doesn't he cut his hair?
Jason: I don't know, but I wish he would. And he sucks at being a father. You are so lucky.
Stephanie: I guess.
Jason: Wolf offered to adopt me.
Stephanie: What did you say?
Jason: Yes, but I have to get him to sign the papers. My mother already has.
Both go inside
Raiden: Snake have you or Meryl seen my hair growing gel? I can't find it.
Rose walks over to Snake and whipsers in his ear
Rose: If you kill him it would be doing us all a favor.
Snake: I know.
Meryl: Steph your going to be late for school.
Rose: Yeah, Jason why don't you two go off to school and I'll get those papers signed.
Raiden: What papers?
Rose: Oh nothin honey.
Snake: Steph, try not to get into any fights with Stacy today.
Stephanie: I'll try
At school
Stephanie and Jason with Stephanie's best friend Sarah and Jason's best friend and Stephanie's boyfriend Alex Gurlukovich.
Alex: Steph Are we still going out tonight?
Stephanie: Yeah
Sarah: Oh no, Its Stacy with Terri and Tina
Stacy: Well if it isn't Triple S. Like Triple X, but not.
Stephanie: You are so stupid Stacy.
Stacy: I am not!
Alex: How do you spell my last name?
Stacy: Mmmmmm... G-E-R-L-U-K-E-A-V-I-C-H
Alex: Not even close.
Stacy: Shut up! So what if I can't spell your last name? We can still be together!
Alex: We've been over this! I'm going out with Steph.
Stacy: Not for Long!
Stephanie: Get a life you stupid BITCH!
Stacy: Back off Bitch!
Stacy ran over and tried to punch Stephanie, but Stephanie moved and then punched Stacy in the face. Then Terri and Tina came running over. Sarah takes out Terri and Stephanie takes out Tina.
Jason and Alex: Kick Ass!
Kids around: Fight! Fight!
Then the principle walked outside.
The principle: SNAKE!
Stephanie: WHAT? She started it!
The principle: Thats it Ms. Snake! Your going home... again! I'm calling your parents, but I don't think they care. Probably put you up to it.
At the Phil Hidout
Snake: I thought I said not to get into a fight with Stacy.
Stephanie: Sorry Dad. But she started it.
Meryl: What happened exactly?
Stephanie: She walked over to us and tried to punch me.
Snake: Tried. When will they learn that this family can't be stopped?
Meryl: All men can be stopped, but you and your brothers are a different story.
Snake: What is that supossed to mean?
Meryl: Anyway, are you still going out with Alex tonight?
Stephanie: Yeah
3 hours later
Stephanie gets ready for her date when there is another knock at the day
Opens door
Stephanie: Hey Grampa Roy.
Roy: Hello Stephanie.
Stehanie looks around outside
Stephanie: Wheres Meiling?
Roy: What do you mean?
Stepahnie: I'm not stupid,did she leave you?
Roy: No! i mean what are you talking about?
Stephanie: Come in.
Walks over to the stairs
Stephanie: MOM! DAD! GRAMPA ROY IS HERE!
Meryl and Snake ome down stairs
Meryl: Hi dad.
Snake: Hey Roy. What are you doing here?
Roy: I just stopped by to say hi.
Stephanie: Mei Ling left him.
Snake: Oh I see now.
Roy: We were never together!
Meryl: Right, whatever you say dad.
Hear car horn outside
Stephanie: Thats him.
Snake: Hey Steph, what is Alex's last name?
Stephanie: Gurlukovich.
Snake: You mean he's Olga's Son!
Stephanie: Well yeah, I guess.
Snake: My daughter is going out with a russian.
Roy: My daughter is married to a mercenary.
Snake: Shut up!
Stephanie: Well I go to go.
In the car
Alex: How are you Steph?
Stephanie: I'm good. You?
Alex: Alittle lonely.
Stephanie: Maybe Later.
Looks through back window
Stephanie: Besides, my dad might be following us.
Both look through back window
Alex: So you just want to go to my house tonight? My mother's out.
Stephanie: Okay.
At Alex's house
Alex: Oh hi Mom, what are you doing here?
Olga: I didn't feel like going out to- er is this your girlfrind Stephanie? Snake's Daughter?
Stephanie: I am.
Olga: Oh I'm sorry, I'll leave now.
Alex: Its okay mom.
Stephanie: Yeah, my dad is probaly right outside anyway.
Outside in the trees
Snake with Sniper Riffle
Snake: DAMN! I can't get a clear shot!
Back in the house
Olga: He's a real basterd.
Stephanie: Thats what my mom said when they first met... and this morning before I left for school.
Olga: Well I had my privte army re-do the basement.
In the basement
Alex is taking off Stephanie's shirt when her codec rings
On the codec
Stephanie: Who is it?
The Voice on the codec: Its me, Sarah.
Stephanie: Oh hey Sarah Whats up?
Sarah: Why is your father outside of Olga Gurlukovich's house in the trees with a Sniper Riffle?
Stephanie: He's trying to kill Alex, but I think Olga will get to him first.
Sarah: Yep, she just dragged him out of the tree.
Outside below the trees
Snake: My Back! Why did you push me from my snipping postition to the ground?
Olga: Your were trying to kill my son.
Snake: Has anyone ever told you that you have a sexy accent?
Olga: Don't let Meryl here you saying that.
Back in the basement
Stephanie puts her Shirt on
Stephanie: I got to go.
Alex: Alright, I'll see later.
Outside
Stephanie: Dad why are you here? And why do you keep telling Olga she has a sexy accent?
Snake: Because she does, and don't mention this to your mother.
Stephanie: I won't.
Back at their house
Meryl: How was your night?
Stephanie: It was great exepct when Dad was following us and tried to kill Alex again.
Meryl: SNAKE!
Snake: What?
Meryl: I told you not to... oh..! I give up!
Storms up the Stairs
Snake: Come on Meryl!
Stephanie goes down the stairs
Sits at a computer and Starts a VR mission
Stephanie: Using the PSG1, my favorite!
In VR
Stephanie shoots all five guards in the simulation within 2 minutes
Pulls off headset
Snake: That was good.
Stephanie: I have to be. Cause when you are gone, I'll have to take your place.
Snake: Yup, but thats a long way off.
Stephanie: Not if mom kills you first.
Snake: I think she will. I know she is thinging about it now.
Up in her room
Stephanie sits and puts on her music.
(Music)Let the Bodies hit the floor. Let the Bodies hit the floor
Down stairs
Snake: Thats our official Family song!
Back up stairs
Stephanie starts to play Hitman 2 when the phone rings.
On the phone
Sarah: Hey Steph.
Stephanie: Hey. Whats up?
Sarah: Well Jason told me that Wolf is going to adopt him.
Stephanie: Yeah, if he can get his pretty boy father to sign the adoption papers.
Sarah: Why does his hair have to be so long?
Stephanie: No idea. Could you hold on a minute. I got a call on the codec.
On the codec
Stephanie: Hey Grandpa Roy. Whats up?
Roy: Stephanie we need you to do a mission.
Stephanie: What is it?
Roy: Are you... alone?
Stephanie: Do I have to go save Mei Ling or something?
Roy: Er... No.
Stephanie: Where is she?
Roy: I don't know. Somewhere in New York. Your uncle kiddnaped her for info on the codec and radar.
Stephanie: Liquid or Solidus?
Roy: Liquid.
Stephanie: Great.
Roy: They were last seen on the George Washington bridge.
Stephanie: Great
Back on the phone
Stephanie: Hey Sarah hook me up with my radar. I have to go save Meiling from my uncle.
Sarah: Great.
Stephanie puts her sneaking gear and takes her desert eagle from the closet
The George Washington Bridge
Meiling: Let go of me Blondy!
Liquid: Shut your mouth!
Meiling: Make me Pretty Boy!
Liquid: Thats it! In the water you go!
Liquid pushs Meiling over the side into the water
Meiling: AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Stephanie Pulls out gun and shoots Liquid in the leg and then he falls over
Liquid : NOOO! Agony... Pain...
Then Stephanie jumps in to save Meiling
In the water
Stephanie: Meiling? Where in the hell are you? Sarah! Where is she?
Sarah: Right below you.
She finds Meiling and then pulls her to shore
Back at the Phi office
Stephanie falls on the couch soaked
Otacon : MY COUCH!
Snake: Otacon, shut up. Where have you been?
Stephanie: On a mission.
Meryl: Really? What did you have to do?
Stephanie: Save Meiling from Liquid. He pushed her off the bridge and I had to go save her.
Snake: Figures.
Meryl: You'll be a great replacement for your father when he dies.
Snake: Who said I was going to die?
Meryl: We all die. Even this family...
Stephanie pulls out CD player
(Music) Let the bodies hit the floor, Let the bodies hit the floor