Fullmetal Alchemist Presents:
ROBIN HOOD!
By: Hikaru Kilinsu
キリンス光る

Cast:
Prince John-Roy Mustang
Right Hand woman- Riza Hawkeye
Robin Hood- Edward Elric
Little John- Maes Hughes
Friar Tuck- Alphose Elric
Maid Marian- Shiori Yukimura
Lady in waiting- Gracia Hughes
Sheriff of Nottingham- Lust
King Richard- Alexis Louis Armstrong

(T T: glare
- -(): anime sweatdrop
XP: sticking your tongue out
:-P: doing the same thing
XD: Laughing my butt off
LOL: laugh out loud everyone knows that
> : squint
-: anime calm smile
u.u(): sigh of relief
. : another glare)

Hikaru: Yet again, I don't own both stories of Robin Hood nor Fullmetal Alchemist!
Edward: Yea yea, you keep on dreaming.
Hikaru: Edward, do I have to fetch Juri?
Edward: NO NO NO! ()
Hikaru: Well, you're paired up with Shiori in this scene.
Edward: What is she like?
Hikaru: Nothing like Winry!

Edward: I bet she's hotter than Winry!
(Winry's getting pissed in the background)
Winry: yells WHAT WAS THAT, EDWARD!
Edward: Nothing, Winry! ()
Winry: Better stay that way..
Hikaru: Now, Winry, I need you to wait outside.
Winry: WHY COULDN'T I BE MAID MARIAN?
Hikaru: Calm down and I'll tell you later!
Winry: Fine. (walks out of the set)
Edward: THANK GOD! u.u()
Hikaru: Well, we better start with Shiori. SHIORI!
Shiori's head pops out of the trailer
Shiori: Yes, Ms. Hikaru?
Hikaru: You're up!
Shiori: YES! I get to start:P
Edward: (mutters) I'll get my scene sooner or later..
Hikaru: ALRIGHT, EVERYONE! LIGHTS!
Shiori: (beams on her) OMG! THAT'S TOO BRIGHT!
Hikaru: sighs - -() And I thought Edward was worse.. CAMERAS! (they all turn on) ANNNNNNNNNNNND ACTION!
Envy: Fullmetal Alchemist Robin Hood scene two, take one! CLICK (mutters) I hate you, Hikaru... . (walks away)

STORY TWO
(Shiori is in the castle, looking up to the sky, wondering when her hero will come to rescuse her)
Gracia: (walks in) What's wrong, Shiori?
Shiori: Well, (sighs) I don't know how to say this but..I think I love him, Gracia.
Gracia: (her eyes widen) Love him, Shiori? He's on wanted by Prince Roy!
Shiori: (stands up) I don't give a damn! I love him ether way! (sighs) One of these days, Gracia, I..(she starts to laugh)
Hikaru: CUT! signals to cut Shiori, what's wrong?
Shiori: The script says I have to fall in love with a shrimp! LOL!
Hikaru: He's here, ya know?
Edward: Shiori, if you weren't playing Maid Marian, I'd kill you. T T
Shiori: You won't! I'm too adorable! ;P
Edward: (growls as he sat back down(
Hikaru: Shiori, please continue. :) ACTION!
Envy: Fullmetal Alchemist Robin Hood scene two, take two! CLICK (mutters) Why did Lust get MY part? (walks away)
Shiori: (sighs) One of these days, Gracia, I will marry him.
Gracia: That's good.
Shiori: I want you to be there, for my wedding that is.
Gracia: That sounds like a good idea, Shiori.
Shiori: (sighs deeply) I wonder if he's thinking about me.

(The scene focuses on Edward and right now, he's thinking about Shiori in the forest)
Edward: (looks at a cloud of Shiori) Oh, Shiori, I wish you were here right now.
Hughes: (pokes at Edward) Edward, are you unaware that your dinner is burning?
Edward: SHIT! (puts out the fire and he droops his head) Gah, I ruined dinner for the both of us.
Hughes: Is it Shiori?
Edward: Yea..Those were good ol' days. But, (sighs deeply) she wouldn't wanna marry an outlaw like me.
(Alphose walks into the picture, coming in from the forest)
Alphose: Don't be silly, brother! Of course she loves you!
Hughes: Anything new, Al?
Alphose: Yes! Prince Roy is going to hold an annual alchemy tournament.
Edward: O.O FOR REAL!
Alphose: Yes, the winner gets a badge of achievement and a kiss from Lady Shiori:)
Edward: YAHOOOOOO! Shiori, here I come, for I am going to be your hero!
Hughes: Hey, calm down, Edward! You know that place will be tightly secured with his guards.
Edward: Damn it..Then how are we going to do this, then?
Alphose: You have many disguises, use one.
Edward: I got it! Now..I've got a plan that will spoil that spoiled brat..