Three Cheers for Sweet Revenge

Jade- I have returned with this weird idea for a twisted Johnny one-shot.

Soda- And why am I here?

Jade- To keep me company, be my muse, and do the disclaimer.

Soda- Oh joy. She doesn't own anything... except three CDs, and a magazine. Everything else in her room belongs to her parents and everything else in the world belongs to other people.

Jade- Oh here are a few NOTES for this story

Bob is alive... I know this doesn't make much sense but.. work with me. Johnny is alive too.

XOXOX

I watch as Bob Sheldon staggers out of the diner, drunk as usual. His little wench tags along, screaming at him to stop. Like he'd ever listen..

I slip back into the shadows of the alley, leaning against the brick wall, arms crossed in front of my chest. I can feel the malevolent smirk lit up my face as he staggers closer to my hiding place.

Cherry has stormed away. Aw, now she can't see her boyfriend suffer. Her loss I guess.

I crouch down along the wall, pulling a dagger from a concealed pocket in my leather jacket. I survey my prey as he draws closer, noticing he is unarmed and too drunk to respond even if he was. Maybe I'll taunt him a bit before I kill him. I'll let him think he's gone insane, let him suffer more.

I stand up and saunter out of the shadows as he passes by. "Hello Sheldon. Long time no see." I remark, sliding up behind him and wrapping an arm around his neck. "I wonder..." I trailed off, transferring the dagger to the arm around his neck before the now-free hand wandered, slowly traveling up his side.

Now don't get me wrong, I hate him. But it makes him whimper, it scares him, and that's why I have to do this. I'll wash my mouth out with soap after this..

Releasing my hold on his neck I spin him around, "Do you remember me Bob? Does this look familiar?" I question, pointing to my scar before glancing at his rings. He does too, he looks back up at me, a pang of guilt in his glazed eyes. Perhaps he isn't as drunk as he appeared..

Nonetheless, it still has to be done. I pull him roughly to me, bringing him down to my level, and I kiss him forcefully. One arm wrapping around his neck as he fights back, clearly panicked, the other with the, still unseen, dagger wrapping around his waist before I plunge it's shimmering, silver blade deep into his back. He gasps as I retract the dagger and let him fall away from me.

"I don't know if this is the end for you, Sheldon. But you better hope it is, I'll do much worse next time around." I snarl, spitting at his feet and wheeling around. I saunter off, turning back once to give him a flirtatious wave. He's struggling to stand now, I know he'll survive but he'll have major back problems from now on.

I chuckle darkly, turning down another alley. "Dallas? You there?" I'm surprised to hear my normal stuttering return... Dallas steps away from the wall and walks over to me, hugging me gently, pressing soft tender butterfly kisses on my face. "Did you get your revenge?"

"Of course." I reply, hugging him in return.

"Three cheers.." he starts, holding up his hand.

"For sweet revenge." I finish, taking his hand in mine.

XOXOX

Jade- (coughs) I really don't know where that came from. It wasn't in my plans for him to be like that.

Soda- I see.. Well please review readers!

Jade- Oh, and I really don't own the title of this story either.. Some of you may have already figured out that it is the title of My Chemical Romance's new CD. Which I don't have...(sighs dejectedly)