Blackie: …Well, this is my second shot on making the second chapter

Kai: sigh this isn't making the situation any better

Blackie: No kidding, first I loose all my work, then both my pc and my laptop get electrocuted mutters thanks to my sister and then I'm stuck staring at the ceiling while I'm waiting for my pc and laptop to be repaired sigh what a bummer

Rei: Bummer indeed, but at least you can work on the fics now.

Blackie: Yeah…that's apparently the only bright side to this. Maybe I should just settle to being a simpleton and just write with a damn typewriter instead.

Kai: …Right. Blackie doesn't own Beyblade for crying out loud…if she did, all hell would break loose.

Blackie: Possibly yes…so…heheh, let's get moving shall we? Sweatdrop

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My Reviewers

Padfootlet- Thanks! Continuously makes Kai and Rei kiss …This will keep me busy for hours.

DemonicStormFox- I love Tala/Kai…but only on special occasions when I get to good ones giggle I'm glad you think that Max/Kai will be interesting. I won't disappoint you

Chibi Drigger- Glad you loved it. You know there's always that chance that people will 'imagine things' .

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Darksaphire- yeah yeah I know Max/Kai isn't as popular as Kai/Rei or Kai/Tyson. Just give it a chance and you might like it. And besides, I needed a 'naïve' and 'innocent' type to go with the flow of the story, otherwise I would be lacking a sturdy and unbreakable plot. And besides, who doesn't like a popular guy like Rei to boot? I might add some Kai/Rei if a) I'm in the mood and if b) It is necessary, Kapeesh?

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SevenDeadlySins45248- Thanks for reviewing, Amanda. I'm glad someone likes my writing style. I have a ball making comments here and there just for kicks and kinks.

Fox Moonshadow- Kai with wings is a very nice image hm? Him shirtless, add a couple scars, some fiery background, his hair all messed up…Okay I'm drooling. And yes I know that feeling…with my sister and my mom. Call it a personal pet peeve of mine with people kidnapping the pc and trying to bug the hell out of me when I'm trying to work- (Goldie: Blackie, we got work to do here) Hey, I need to vent sometimes! Leave me alone! Sob

Kara-youkai- Yes I know you love me, but let's keep the love without painful back breaking experiences shall we? I'd like to live to reach 21 you know.

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Dedications-

To Kara, again, because she deserves it and it's her now late birthday present. (I'm sorry baby;.; please forgive me!)

To the reviewers since they so nicely reviewed despite that I'm shocked that there was only a couple ;.;

--Second Chapter—

I twitched violently.

Then twitched again just as violently – or maybe even more so.

It was only a piece of paper, a paper with ink scrawled across it wrapped up in a scarlet envelope with my name standing out in bold black letters as if taunting me. But sadly, this little deceiving piece of paper holds my fate and possibly what my reputation would be – or at least what's left of it after this.

After staring at it (well, more like glaring at it, waiting for a big hole to appear in the middle and then for it to blow to smithereens) while it sat on the table innocently, I went to my bed and just flumped into it face first, wondering if suffocating now would be better than what I'm going to have to deal with. Out of all things, couldn't they have just sent me to purgatory like they always did? I guess they thought it would be nice to try some kind of different punishment just for kicks and kinks – and knowing those old farts, I wouldn't doubt that for a second.

I twitched again, gripping a pillow and threatening to rip it in half. But out of all the damn choices they had to pick from, they had to choose that one! Man, the brutality of the damn council! Almost rivals my own sadistic nature!

I heard footsteps coming towards my room; I closed my eyes, twitching (which seems to be happening a lot recently). If it's someone coming to my room, it better not be-

"Kai! How did the trial go?"

Tala.

I gripped the pillow again and then chucked it at the door where Tala coincidentally was standing in front of. It smacked him in the face head on, causing the back of his head to run into the door. I smirked, feeling a little better, hitting two birds with one stone – or in this case, hitting one horny perverted wolf and a door with one pillow.

Tala held the pillow in his hands and then looked at me, a little dazed (Yet to remind you, it was those hard pillows, not the cotton soft); then he glared at me, holding the pillow vigorously in the air, "Hey! What the hell was that for!"

"For your stupidity and for getting me into deep shit." I hissed, eyes focused in on the letter, wishing it to just burn up in flames and maybe take that wolf with it. Tala looked at me, seeing I still had another pillow in my hand, he squeaked, hiding behind the door, "You're not going to throw that at me are you!"

"Do you want me to?" I was tempted with more than just this pillow. That conveniently placed desk might do.

"….Not really."

"Then pick up the god damn letter before this goes up your ass." I gestured to the pillow which was straining under my fisted grip on it.

"Hmm kinky."

"Tala..." I sometimes wonder if he's just a masochist at heart.

Tala squeaked and picked up the letter, "…. Okay Dear Mister Kai Hiwatari, we are to inform you that blah blah blah blah blah… where's the good part? ...blah blah blah blah... aha! Here it is! ...you are sentenced to seven earth days to guard a human till the sun sets."

"Yeah, and because you-" I went over and smacked Tala in the head repeatedly with the pillow speaking a word between each smack, "Are. The. Reason. That. I. Got. Into. This. Fucking. Shit."

After I made that long sentence I gave a hard swing to Tala causing him to fall to the floor. I think I made his nose bleed a little (and not because I was naked and wet, fresh out of the shower for once). Tala's blood makes me a happy little demon.

He sat up, using a nearby tissue to clot the bleeding, "But that means you're going to be out of hell for a while, right? You're going to be…. you're going to be away from me!" Tala whined dramatically with streams of tears flooding my room and then he went chibi, attaching to my pant leg with a death grip. "Oh my god, Kai! I'm so sorry! I can't believe that I made this stupid mistake that will make us part our ways!"

"Tala get off me!" I growled out in annoyance since his grip was a tight one and I couldn't pry him. I thrashed my leg around hoping to kick him off, but as I was doing that, he continued on with his lecturing.

"I will think of you every single day! I'll write you letters and send you flowers and candy anytime I can! There won't be any moment that I will not think of your sweet face and your pert ass! And that nice toned wet-clinging body when you step out of the shower in all its Hellish glory!"

"Oh shut up already!" I yelled, beating him in the head repeatedly with the pillow. I was ready to just twist his head in half, or just decapitate it from his shoulders and then get a big butcher knife and start hacking away. Maybe even get one of those chainsaws, oooh, and goody goody gumdrops. (1)

"But if you're away for a whole week, that means you'll be stuck with some other human!" Tala cried, and then gasped, yanking at my scarf and bouncing up and down while hanging on to the tail of said scarf (A/N: Don't know how that would be possible, but I think it's cute, don't you think?) "But doesn't that mean that you're going to be with some hot guy and then you'll be seduced by him! What would happen then! You wouldn't cheat on me over a human, wouldn't you!"

I finally gave up on getting Tala off of me and fell gracelessly face down on my bed, with Tala on my back still whining. "Well, now that you mention it that way, that wouldn't be a bad idea. I could use some stress relief through sex."

"KAI!" Tala began wailing, as he clung to the back of my shirt.

I shook my head, and wondered when Tala got so heavy. He needs to lay off the chocolates. But the thought of me? Being with a human in a romantic matter? Puh-lease. Do you think I'm that desperate? (a/N: You'd probably kill me if I said yes, huh?)

"Don't be such an idiot, Tala," I spoke in an even tone, standing up once more to get a drink. "I won't be with any human anytime soon-"

"YAY!" A chibified Tala said, flying around me since he gained a hold of my scarf again, twirling me around and toppled me to the floor. I could feel my eyes twitch, as I grabbed Tala by the collar and looked at him eye to eye, "But if you bug me anymore about this, I will re-consider and go to someone else."

"You wouldn't!" Tala gasped like the drama queen he is, with hands covering his opened mouth dramatically.

"Believe me, I would." I said. True, it was a lie, but hey, I'm a demon remember? That's what we're supposed to do.

"You big bad pert ass bastard of the bitch hole!" Tala wailed, sobbing annoyingly into my ears. I sighed; this was going to be long couple hours before I had to be sent to Mariah's office. Damn, sometimes the life of a demon does not have its perks.

I walked down to Mariah's office after dealing with a screaming Tala who had long bitter goodbyes and decided that it was necessary to see how many gropes he could get in before I "abandon" him (A/N: Who's surprised by this?). I kicked the door open to make myself known as I entered the room. Well, if I'm going to be sent to a middle class planet for seven days, might as well do it with style. (2)

Sulking into a leather chair, I waited for the pink deranged over chewed bubblegum of a female to come in. Resting my chin on my hand, I was excruciatingly bored, so I took my time to look around the room. Taking in my surroundings, I felt like an eight year old sent to the principal's office for putting a snake in the teacher's desk. I sulked an inch further into the chair, waiting for my soon-to-be doom. Dear God, what is taking that woman so long! It's like she has the grace of heaven patience waiting for her. Well, I'm sure not in heaven last time I checked and I also know that I do not have any patience. Maybe I could amuse myself by lighting something on fire. Maybe like... everything.

But before I could partake in any fun, I heard the door open and slam. Finally, you think she took her time getting a manicure or masturbating or something? She went to her desk and then giggled a bit, "Sorry I was late, had a manicure done."

Why am I always right? Please, deny me wrong. (A/N: I won't even try)

"Anyway, let's get this over with. Your assignment is mainly to guide this human to do one of the deadliest sins within the span of seven days, no more, no less. This human," She paused to hand me a profile paper, "Will be the one you will send through temptation."

I stared at the paper, seeing at the corner of the profile a picture attached to it, which showed a blonde kid that looked… cute – not the 'I like him cute', I mean the 'so cute you could see girls hug him thinking he was a baby' kind of cute. (A/N: We must let Kai warm up to him first n.nU)

"But this is a little kid…." I looked up at her, who was smirking back at me. I hate it when she grins like that; it reeks of something illegal – almost as bad as that perfume she overloads on. Ugh… who is she trying to impress? An undead cow?

"What's the matter Kai? Afraid to make a little boy sin a little? This is easy work if you think about it… or is it too difficult for the great and ultimate demonic Kai Hiwatari?"

I twitched then narrowed my eyes at her, "Fine, I'll freaking do your goddamn dirty work."

"That's a bad boy." Mariah said as she pressed a red button, revealing a ticket that popped from a slit on her desk, "Your train ride will be leaving in an hour. Don't miss it."

I snatched the ticket from her pink-painted nails (shocker, really), and then walked to the door – well, more like stomped angrily to the point where I almost made an imprint on the ground.

"Oh, by the way Kai."

I stopped; I knew there was a 'one more thing' type of situation, I turned around and gave her an impatient glare, "What the hell do you want now?"

"Don't try doing anything stupid in the real world, or you will be completely banished in purgatory." Mariah said, pulling a pink nail file out of nowhere and then looked at me, "Got it?"

"Yeah whatever." I muttered before heading off to wait for the train.

"I'm so sorry Kai!" I sighed, as yet again, a chibified Tala clung to my arm. I tried to get the midget off my arm, seeing other demons staring since it wasn't everyday you would see this, oh wait... yeah it is since Tala ALWAYS does this. I glared maliciously at the standbys causing them to turn away and pretend they were doing something other than prying into my life and my annoyance (A/N: Meaning poor widdle Tala)

I flailed my arm around, trying to throw Tala off, "Would you stop clinging to my arm damn it! You're cutting off the circulation on my arm! If you want it so bad, I'll happily chop it off and give it to you as a souvenir!"

"I rather have another piece of you for a souvenir, if you catch my drift." Tala reverted back to his normal overly hormonal self, making me massage my temple with the oncoming headache. "Or maybe you could just give me a memory as a keepsake. A really hot passionate love making memory, that is."

If you were within a mile, you could probably feel the rising irritation from one particular blue-haired demon and an oblivious wolf rambling about the beauty of sex. And if you were close enough to see, you would easily predict what would happen next. In the next few seconds, all that remained was a calm satisfied phoenix walking into one of the trains and if you looked in the hole in the wall, you'd find an unconscious bleeding wolf. It was clearly an amusing morning at the train station.

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Blackie: Alright, where's my soda I've been waiting for an hour already!….-blink- oh yeah, read and review.