A/N: if you like a serious story, go back to the previous page. I'm sure there's one….

DISCLAIMERS: I own nothing in this story not yu-gi-oh, nor Venus shavers or bathrooms…Or Gillette mach 4's... One thing I do own however is this incredibly amazing piece of fluff!

CHAPTER 1 the beard hair strikes back!

(baring in mind that Yami now has his own body)

"YUGI!" Yami shouted up the stairs. "Were you using my shaver again?"

Yugi walks down the stairs with bits of paper on his face.

"No" he says innocently. Going all chibi eyed.

Yami nodded and said. "oh right. I just can't find it and…." He looked at Yugi's face, then at his hands and in his hands was a pink Venus shaver.

"yes you did! And still are!" Yami exclaimed.

"but were friends! Sharing is caring!" Yugi replied

"so you did use it then?" Yami asked.

Yugi stared at Yami and said:

"no I didn't."

"oh right." Said Yami and went back to the couch and continued watching sesame street.

LATER ON THAT DAY…….

Yami went upstairs and found his shaver covered in hairs. Purple hairs. Yugi had shaved his beard using Yami's shaver.

"he lied! He said he didn't use my shaver!" Yami cried.

When suddenly one of the hairs on the shaver moved. Yami stood staring at it. was it because he breathed on it? he held his breath. Another one moved. Then another THEN ANOTHER!

"OH NO!" Cried Yami "THE EVIL BEARD HAIRS ARE ALIVE!"

they jumped up and then suddenly Yami was no longer conscious…….

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Meanwhile in Kaiba Corps office Kaiba (Seto) was pacing up and down…..

The story behind his pacing was that he wanted to ask Tea out….. but he was seriously reconsidering. Didn't she realise how much he liked her? He saved her ungrateful sorry behind in his battle city tournament AND he never offended her.

Sighing he went to the bathroom to find that his blue Venus shaver had… MOKUBA'S BEARD HAIR!

He sighed again.

And noticed that the hairs moved.

Must've been me breathing out, he decided.

Then they moved again.

"What the…?" Kaiba said and he saw darkness………

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Serenity went to the bathroom to shave her legs when she realised her shaver had gone! Her very special Gillette Mach 4 shaver had gone!

"Joey…." She growled completely losing her innocence that she had managed to up hold for the past 2 serieses. She marched up to joey's room and entered it. and fell over the pile of clothes. Which completely ruined her dramatic entrance because yugi and joey were both on the bed and fell off it from laughter.

Ignore them. Serenity thought to herself "Joey can I please have my shaver back?"

"and what makes you think that I have your shaver?" Joey asked

"because it's in your hand!" serenity said. Joey looked down at his hand and said: "oh yeah, here ya go sis!"

So serenity took it back to her room only to find…. EEEEEWWWWWWW! JOEY'S BEARD HAIR! She opened her mouth to scream when the hairs jumped at her knocking her unconscious……

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A/N: WILL THEY SURVIVE? PROBABLY NOT! I CAN'T TELL YOU! MWAHAHAHAHAHA! Please R/R!