It happened so quick.

Disclaimer: I own none of this….if I did then Sevvy would be the happiest man in the world :D

The Journal of Severus Tobias Snape;

Wow.

What a day…Poppy must be off her mind I have never heard of this sort of potion and I'm a potions master! Then again, in all honesty I've have never had the need for anything of the sort. Pregnancy, actually instant pregnancy potion!

Now, Miss Granger is pregnant…a week in fact and I am more than sure that it is not mine so I'm not going to mention anything to her, at all. And I'm going to definitely going to make sure none of her friends do…in fact I'm going to write them all letters to be delivered at lunch tomorrow. So, who have I got to threaten, lets make a list here;

Potter, of course.

Weasley, only naturally

Longbottom, well, I'm not sure whether that dunderhead knows how to read.

Patil, oh, the twins, that would be a great idea.

Finnagan, of course…nothing would please me more, except threatening Potter or Weasley.

And I suppose there are others. I know that Miss Granger is seventeen but she is still a child and a student, even if I was the father…I would not want to make her think I am a perv who did that to her curvaceous, luscious body, her full red lips…oh hell, what the fuck am I doing? I'm going to dinner before I become too hard…and plus, she's a student!!!

Laters,

Great Bat, Severus.