I Hate My Hair!

I was bored and I wanted to see how this would come out. Enjoy.

Lacus was in the bathroom, utterly distraught. She had just gotten out of the shower and was arguing with her hair. Literally.

"I want you to stay straight!" Lacus shouted.

She was trying to brush all of that long pink hair into a ponytail, but her hair felt like being uncooperative.

"Stay straight! I feel better about myself when you're straight! God! It's like I have a coke addict on my head!"

Lacus picked up a comb from the bathroom counter and tried to get all of the tangles out of her hair. That was actually pretty easy. The hard part was keeping it that way.

"Guess I have no other choice," Lacus said grimly.

Lacus pulled out a pair of kitchen scissors (don't ask why they're in the bathroom) and started to cut her hair down to shoulder length. But the blasted part is that the scissors didn't cut. The blades shattered!

From outside, the words 'I hate my hair' could be heard at an earsplitting level...