A/N: I promise I'll update French Chicks and Children of Satan soon. In the meantime, here's this monstrosity.

The Erik Song

Here's an Erik
There's an Erik
And another crazy Erik
Sexy Erik
Scary Erik
Erik Erik
Raoul

Erik Erik
Organ
Erik
Christine
Meg
Ayesha
Erik
Erik Erik
Nadir
Erik
Erik Erik
Raoul

He was kinda loony
But really very hot
But he never saw the light
Cause Christine broke his heart
He went and followed her home
She screamed and ran away
Or at least that's how it goes
In an R/C fic

Did you ever see an Erik kiss a Christine
On the forehead
Erik's brain
Is full of crazy
Erik Erik
Raoul

Half a white mask
Twice the white mask
Not an Erik
Red Death
Erik
Erik in a boat
Alarm the Erik
Erik
Raoul

Is that how it goes now?
Did he really die?
Did Christine return to him?
All the Mary-Sues scream "Why?"
Erik's getting angry now
He's run out of towels
Time for him to run off now
And Punjab a Raoul