ok wow its been ages. urgh even my profile is old. This chapter has been sitting around for ages i dont know why i haven't put it up sooner. anyway some messages to my reviewers:

Cyh Scaevola: i know he was great i'm thinking that maybe you house keeper idea is very good. as soon as the bird came into my head i couldnt help but laugh...in a libary but eh when you get you get it
Silversyren:oooo my loverly we'll have to see...i like the idea vergil homicidal
El Superbeasto: good gosh really! i'm not sure to envy or pitty you.
Meirelle: he cracked me up too.
Explosive muffin: Crack up all you like darling.
tsurugi no kage:I know i love the way i've portrayed him too
Moonlightshaddowhuntress: oooo i dont know
kaoru: same here.
zenbon zakura : awww hunny thats the point this is a fanfic anything can happen love.
jk-chan: yay funniest ever...i know my errors dont pop out at me all the time...i am ashamed.
chibi deku jester:eeeeeeeeeee forgive one such as i here is the chapter...please be at peace.

ok ladies and gents here is a very long awaited chapter.

9.

Beware the needles.

"Sparda? Another round perhaps?" came Eva's voice coolly across the room.

"I don't know if I can handle another!" breathed the lord.

"But I'm not done and not satisfied till one more round is over, I was on a roll."

Sparda looked over at his wife and eyed her. "Are you sure you're human?"

"Yes of course…how else am I able to control you!" stated Eva tapping him on the head.

"Oh yes how could I forget!" sighed Sparda sarcastically. "Alright one more round, but it's the last I haven't been abused so much before."

Eva whooped. "Ok mister, how shall we go about it. Shall I go first? Or would you like too?"

Sparda rubbed his chin in thought. "I'll go first I think."

Eva smiled; she placed her hands ready and waited for Sparda to make his move.

"SNAP!" she screamed as soon as Sparda moved.

He jumped. "I hadn't put a card down yet!"

"Oh! Sorry." Laughed Eva "I got a little carried away."

"NO kidding!"

They both sat in the living room in dressing gowns. They were slightly bewildered at the fact that their boys weren't there and doing anything stupid. Eva sighed and her shoulders dropped. Sparda felt the ache of her heart and he moved closer to her.

"I miss our boys!" she sobbed slightly. "I know their not that far away but still I'm so used to them being about, yelling at them, throwing sharp objects at Dante and getting Vergil to…well honestly I never had to ask Vergil to do anything he just did it."

Sparda ran his hand over his wife's cheek. "Never mind ay! They'll be back sooner than you know it and you'll wish that they never existed!"

Eva giggled and nodded. She stood and stretched her arms up. "OK well I'm off to the doctors."

"What!? Why?" asked Sparda.

Inwardly Eva smiled. She loved to hear Sparda's voice full of worry.

"Oh it's nothing serious. Just a check up."

The demon lord slid a glance at his wife. "Just a check up huh?"

Eva nodded innocently. "There's no need to worry, some woman thing has come up and I feel I need it check out."

"Do I have to go with you?"

"NO…I mean, no of course not darling!."

"Good." Breathed Sparda.

"Yes I know how the great Demon Lord Sparda is afraid of the doctors."

Sparda shuddered. "It's not the Doctors. It's the needles. Those long, sharp, shiny, skin pricking, liquid full, horrid things."

"I don't see why you're afraid of them; they can't even pierce your skin!"

"Doesn't matter! The dark can't hurt you but Dante's still afraid of it." Said Sparda defending himself.

His beautiful wife shook her long blonde hair. "I'll see you later my darling."

"OK just watch out for the needles!"

Eva rolled her eyes. Sometimes her husband made her wonder.

yeah ok i used the same joke as before at the beginning but i felt it needed it. Sparda and Eva are not to be forgotten on this little journey lol every now and again they'll pop up in small chapters about married couples...as normal as human demon relationships are...if they are considered normal...ok enough now

R&R please.

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