Joe: OMG! It's the Weekend! Let's Party Peoples!

Chaos: ignores Kai's screaming Sooooo…. Anyway I will be updating today…..-.-

Fairy Pyrate: Hello people of the world. I hope you enjoy this odd piece of Literature.

Joe: Stop be being so smart!

Fairy Pyrate: I can't help that my intelligence is superior to your own…

Chaos: sigh You know what I not gonna type the introduction, because I'm too lazy….

Disclaimer: If you sue us, I'll give a penny…wait half a penny…..

Katara gasps, "What did you to Aang! She quickly runs over to his unconscious body. Ryoko and Kyo share a devious look, before answering with a wicked smile, " We severally injured his already damaged brain. Katara gasps, yet again, while holding Aang's defected head in her lap. "WHAT?" Katara shrieked. Her eyes began darting around nervously, as a panicked look made its way on to her face. Kai stealthy walks up behind Kyo's and Ryoko's snickering form and brutally whacks them upside the head. Kai declares disappointedly, "They didn't harm a single hair on his head." Ryoko snorts, "May I be the first to point out to you that, he doesn't have any hair!"("-.-) Kai waves her dismissively, before answering her with an offhand reply, "How do you know?" Kyo's left eye twitches in frustration, as she roughly yanks Aang's body over to a patch of sunlight. Aang's head is illuminated as bright light bounces off his forehead. Ryoko huffs indignantly, "That proves my point!" Katara demanded angrily, "Put Aang down!" Kyo raises an eyebrow, as she looks over to where Katara was standing, and mutely drops Aang. Aang's head drops to the ground with a sickening thud. Katara screams his name and hurriedly runs over to Aang's prone body. Ryoko smirks happily, "Nice one Kyo!"

Zuko and Sokka snicker from their spot near the out skirt of the clearing. (They've been there the whole time) Katara whips her head around and shot them an angry glare. Zuko shifts uncomfortably, "Ehhehehe…. Uh lets go get water…for Aang!" Sokka quickly nods in agreement, as he edges nervously, away from the pissed/ worried Katara. Sokka said anxiously, "Right, water…Lets go NOW!" Sokka and Zuko begin to walk out of the clearing, but Kai stopped them. Kai grins obliviously, "That isn't necessary! I can just waterbend some water for Aang! Sokka and Zuko moaned in anguish, "NOOOOOOO!" Zuko and Sokka begin to panic in fear of a furiously angry female waterbender. The three pirates share a mischievous smirk.

Kai shifts her weight and spreads out her feet, before she accidentally, waterwhips Sokka and Zuko in the back of their slightly bald head. Then the water plops down on Aang, soaking through his clothes and getting water up his nose. Aang leaps up and starts blowing out of his nose, really hard. He starts jumping up and down, annoying everyone with the exception of Katara. Kyo finally speaks, "Stop jumping idiot! Its not helping and it makes you look like a bald rabbit." Ryoko sneers, "I'll deal with him." With quick hand motions, Ryoko forms a fireball and chucks it at Aang. Aang yelps indignantly, "Hey! How is that helping!" Ryoko glares, "If stopped moving it would help!" Aang whines pathetically, "But, I'll get hurt1" "Just do it!" Aang quickly straightens up and did as he was told, not before getting in the finally word, "Fine!" Aang stand still as Ryoko forces a huge fireball from her hand to Aang's face. Just before it hit him, it stops and sends a thin line of fire up Aang's nose. Aang begins to tremble slightly, but stops immediately when Kyo barks, "Stop moving, unless you want your nose charred off!"

Ryoko quickly eases the tension, "Its okay. I'm done." She pulls the fire out of Aang's nostrils. Aang turns away for Ryoko, as his hands shoots up to check his nose.

Ryoko hadn't completely extinguished the fireball; instead she still had a small tendril of fire left. Ryoko grins diabolically, as an idea came to mind, Kyo saw the fire, too, and couldn't help but smirk. Kai looks from one pirate to another, then she caught on to the joke. She grinned slyly and nods in agreement. Ryoko lets the fire like string, twine around Aang like a snake. Letting it hang in one spot, with out actually burning Aang. (A/N Fairy Pirate wouldn't let Aang get burnt…Pity, really.) Katara inhaled loudly, before screeching at Aang, "Aang! You're on fire!"

Aang suddenly had a heart attack and dies.

The End

Chaos: We're not joking!

Joe: Yes we are!

Fairy Pyrate: No we're not!

Chaos: The End!

Aang gets revived, but suddenly gets a brain tumor and dies.

Fairy Pyrate: No it's not!

Kai: You're right!

Katara suddenly grows an abnormally large head and dies.

The End

Chaos: You're a moron if you really think that all this actually happened. Anyways I know this chapter must really suck, cause I really suck at writing! .