Candi: I'm going to try my hand at a higher hated story… nyu… blushes I am such a chicken. Any-nyu, I'll try to update every day, but since I have final exams and stuff coming up…
Keiichiro: Maybe you can ask Retasu for help!
Candi: I don't own TMM!
I cannot. Believe. It. I CANNOT BELIEVE THEM! How could they have done this to me! Their own friend! And him…
Aizawa Minto lay on her queen-sized bed, under her azure-blue comforter. But she wouldn't need it for long, for she had someone as company…
"Hey birdie, stop hogging all of the covers!" Whined a voice from the end of Minto's bed.
"Shut the hell up!" Minto hissed, trying to grab the whole comforter in a vain effort to annoy the alien sleeping at the end of her bed. Yes… Kish was sleeping with Minto.
I swear to freaking God I will maul Ichigo. She is doomed when I wake up in the morning. It's all because of that STUPID truth or dare game… Why meeeee?
Flashback to the truth or dare game
"Nyaaa…" Ichigo yawned. "Minto, I'm bored. Let's play a game!"
The Mews and their managers were having a party, to celebrate the beginning of summer. So Minto had kindly invited them (more like ordered them XD) to her mansion. They had all decided to sleep over, and the boys could sleep in Minto's huge living room. But that all changed when somebody decided to crash the party…
"Retasu, can you be a dear and go into the kitchen for some popcorn?" Minto asked the green-haired girl. The shy girl nodded, and went quickly into the kitchen to get the popcorn, so that they could start the game. The remaining Mew Mews talked to each other.
"So how are you and Masaya coming along these days?" Zakuro asked Ichigo.
"Masaya and I are going steady!" Ichigo said proudly.
"I knew it na no da!" Purin squealed, jumping on Minto's glass table and doing an excited flip. "We're gonna have to buy Ichigo a wedding dress (Ryou can do that since he's loaded…) and we're going to watch Ichigo-onee-sama have little kiddies with Masaya!"
"Um… no Purin… I don't think anybody normal wants to…" Keiichiro said gently to Purin.
"? Why not na no da? Purin's gonna get married with Tar-Tar and have a ton of kids, like Purin's sisters and brothers!" Purin squealed in delight, balancing a candy dish on her head.
"Wow, even out of the café, these girls scare me…" Ryou muttered.
"Aw poo Ryou! Don't get your boxers in a knot!" Purin squealed.
"Isn't it 'don't get your panties in a bunch'?" Keiichiro said unhelpfully.
Everyone went silent, and stared at Keiichiro. Keiichiro stared cheerfully back at them.
"Sake anyone?" Keiichiro said, whipping out a bottle of sake from nowhere.
"Um… Keiichiro? You're drunk. That's not good." Minto said slowly.
"Let's PARTY! PASS THE SAKE NA NO DA!" Purin wooted.
"No Purin! You are too young to have sake." Ichigo stole the bottle from Keiichiro, and Purin, and hid it.
"EEEEEEEEEEEEEEK! HELP ME!" a voice squealed from the kitchen. Nobody moved.
"Isn't that Retasu's vo—"Minto was cut off.
"RAPE! RAPE!" Retasu's voice squealed. Everybody scrambled off of Minto's sofa (with the exception of the drunk Keiichiro, and Purin.
"S'funny how they all run to help when they hear the word rape!" Keiichiro hiccupped drunkenly at Purin. (Inside joke with Ko-chan… XD)
"It's okay Keiichiro, Purin. It was only the aliens. They wanna come and party too!" Minto explained to them.
"HEY TAR-TAR! We were just about to play truth or dare na no da!" Purin glomped her red-headed 'boyfriend'.
"Truth or dare?" Kish's face was questioning. "Whatever… If kitten's playing it, I'll play!"
"Lay one hand on her, and I'll castrate you Kish!" Minto warned. All of the guys in the vicinity winced. Even Keiichiro.
"If she says she'll do it, she'll do it…" Ryou whispered in Kish's ear. But Kish (being just dumb for a night) decides to try poor Mint.
"Then I guess you won't mind being my kitten for the night?" Kish smirked.
"Actually, yes. I do mind. Now I would like to play the game thank you very much." Minto sniffed, her dignity showing plainly.
"Ouch! Burned na no da!" Purin giggled.
"Burned?" Tart looked at Purin questioningly. Purin shrugged.
"Some weird saying they say in America."
"Can we start the game?" Zakuro said irritably.
"Of course. Since I thought of it, I'll start." Ichigo smiled. "Everyone, in a circle nya… Ryou? Truth or dare?"
"I've got nothing to hide, so truth!" Ryou shrugged.
"Are you gay with Keiichiro?" Ichigo asked. The other Mews nodded.
"We've been wanting to know for a while na no da!" Purin added happily from her perch on Tart's shoulders. Ryou glared at Ichigo and Kish and Tart who were snickering.
"No, I am not homosexual in any way, shape or form. (No offense to those who are homosexuals . ;;)" Ryou snorted. "My turn."
Ryou peered around at the group.
"Kish, truth or dare?"
"Truth."
"Why are you so freaking obsessed over that ugly cat girl?" Ryou smirked, watching as Ichigo slowly began to seethe, and Retasu had to hold her back from mauling Ryou.
Stop Flashback
Minto chuckled softly. 'Ryou is such an idiot, asking Kish that question. And in front of Ichigo.'
"Is something funny?" asked a low voice by Minto's lower belly.
"KISH!" Minto hissed in surprise, hurling the covers off of her to reveal Kish laying near Minto's stomach. "Get the hell away from my stomach you pervert!" Minto gasped. Kish merely smirked, then got up slowly.
"Oh but birdie… you didn't seem to mind when we were in that closet!"
Mint could feel herself blushing, even in the soft moonlight that reflected off of her bed.
"Or maybe your memory needs to be refreshed…" Kish said, leisurely descending his hand to the hem of Minto's nightgown.
"…Stop it Kish!" Minto rolled away, her face aflame. "W-We were on a dare!"
"Hmmm? A dare?" Kish raised a slender eyebrow at Minto, making her fair skin go an even deeper shade of red.
"Yes. That's right! A dare!" Minto said, slowly regaining confidence. "It's not my fault Ichigo dared us to do this!"
"You weren't saying that in the closet." Kish pouted, but then grinned. "Actually, we weren't sayingmuch of anything in the closet."
"Of course! Because your lips were so god dammed attached to mine, I couldn't talk!" Minto hissed again, and then realized what she said and covered her mouth with both hands.
"So you admit we did make out!" Kish said, delightedly moving next to Minto and wrapping his hands around her waist. She shrugged him off, turning her back to him and blushing.
"I-it wasn't m-making out! It was a kiss!" Minto declared shakily.
"… so you don't mind kissing me? Because the dare that I remember was to only go in the closet. They never said we had to do anything," Kish pointed out.
Minto blushed even deeper as she chewed her lip thoughtfully. She still wouldn't turn to face Kish, yet she had an odd feeling she was right. Ichigo never did say that we had to make out… she just said to go in the closet! So why did I kiss Kish?
Flashback again!
"Well, I like Ichigo because she has the sluttiest Mew outfit. And she's hot!" Kish grinned perversely.
"Oh that is sick!" Ichigo moaned. She turned to Minto. "Is my Mew outfit really that slutty?" she whispered.
"Not as slutty as Retasu's… she has to wear a swimsuit for crying out loud!" Minto whispered back.
"You've got a point."
"My turn!" Kish smiled evilly. "Hey Ichigoooo…" Minto glared at him and he gulped.
"Oh… well then. Pai, truth or dare?"
"This is stupid…" Pai sighed. "Oh well… dare I guess."
"Muwhahaahahhahhaha!" Kish laughed evilly at no one in particular. Tart shivered.
"His laugh is giving me the creeps…" he muttered.
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Candi: And that ish da end of chappie uno nya! pokes Kish
Kish: Minto is actually quite cute… why did I ever think that Ichigo was sexy?
Candi: (shrugs) I don't judge girls…
Kish: Review you fools! Or else I'll order Candi to come to your school and get you!
Candi: (goes to your school) Alright Kish, create pandemonium!
Kish: (creates pandemonium)
Chas: (watching the crowd panic and takes out officer hat and whistle): Alright people, panic in this direction!