The Return of Jar Jar Binks
Rating-PG
Disclaimer- I don't own anything.
Time Period-AOTC. After Anakin is rejected at the fire by Padme. But before he goes to see his mother.
Summary- Anakin runs into a old friend?
By: Candysweet
Anakin was having fun protecting Padme from the evil people. They got to go to all kinds of neat places. But soon he would have to face his greatest enemy of all. That very day he and Padme were walking in the garden.
"Aren't the flowers lovely, Ani?" Suggested Padme. Anakin had been ignoring her ever scene she turn him down at the fire place. He had only been answering her is short flat of sentences.
"Yes" He answered flatly. He could not tell her what he really thought.
'Padme' He wanted to say 'Yes my dear Padme. The flowers yes they are indeed enchanting. But alas, nothing could compare to you beauty.' And they he would sweep her off her feet and kiss her. But alas he could not because then she would shatter his heart yet again. He felt anger boil in him thinking of last night when he had poured out his feelings for her, in such carefully throughout words and she had crush him like butter!
"ANAKIN!" Padme said hotly. "WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS?"
"DOING WHAT" He screamed so loud that birds flew from there trees as his voice cracked the slighted dawn " I'M NO DOING ANYTHING"
"YOUR INGNORING ME!" Her small voice was almost as loud as his!
Did he not understand?
"WHAT DO YOU WANT ME TO DO, PADME? PROCLAIM MY LOVE FOR YOU OVER AND OVER AGAIN SO YOU CAN KEEP SHOOTING ME DOWN! YOU ENJOY DOING THAT DON'T YOU? DON'T YOU?" He screamed.
To this Padme had no answer. Tears streaming down her face she ran away.
I have answer to every political question there is. And yet I can not answer a silly boy's question, Padme thought as she ran. When she was sure she was very far away from Anakin she sat down by a tree to think.
No of course I don't enjoy turning him down. In fact last night telling him, It could not be, was the hardest thing I have ever done. Does he not understand we can not be together? But then again, how can we not?
Back at the Ranch, Anakin sat down on a near by bench. He felt so bad , making her cry. But he also felt powerful. But then he heard a sound behind him. A hideous sound that made his blood boil with angry hate and the need to kill.
"Little Ani! Me'sa thinksa it beena such a long time sense me'sa has seen youa! Little Ani!"
" I AM NOT LITTLE!" Anakin angrily turned around to face the awful Jar Jar Binks!
"Yes, youa are'a," Jar Jar insisted.
"NO, I AM NOT!" Anakin roared.
"Me'sa thinkas somebody's in a badda mood. Tell Jar Jar all abouts it," Binks said.
"I'D RATHER SMASH YOU FACE IN!" Anakin threatened.
"AAAAA!" Jar Jar yelled. "Me'sa noa thinks, so I'll go talk to Padme insteada! AAAAAAAA!" And Jar Jar Binks ran off.
Padme, Anakin thought. I am suppose to be protecting her and I have been talking to The Binks instead! I have to get to Padme before Jar Jar does.
Padme has a liking for Jar Jar that I'll never understand. I have to get to Padme before Jar Jar, the greatest danger of all.
Padme got up from her sitting position by the tree and leaned next to it. Tears still stained her face. She heard a noise behind her. Turning to see the maker of the sound she saw Jar Jar.
"Oh, hello, Jar Jar." Her voice was cracked from crying so much "What are you doing here? I thought I left you in charge."
"Me'sa was. But Me'sa came here to tell you'sa something," Jar Jar said.
"What's that?" Asked Padme.
"Well, Padme. Me'sa never felta thisa way 'bout anybody, the waysa I feel about youz. Padme, Me'sa loves yousa!"
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" Anakin was running at full speed towards them, lightsaber drawn. "Get away from that monster, Padme!"
"ANAKIN!" Padme yelled "WHAT ARE YOU DOING?"
"Protecting you," Anakin said gruffly talking a swing at Binks. Jar Jar's eyes then turned from dazed and confused to demon like. Jar Jar then jumped on Anakin attacking him like a monster! Anakin cried in pain and his lightsaber flew out of his hand. Anakin tried desperately to get Jar Jar off of him.
"STOP, JAR JAR," cried Padme in terror. "Stop hurting him! I love him!"
Jar Jar paid no mean to Padme and continued to attack Anakin. Then Anakin
tripped and fell to the ground.
She love's me. Now I know in my dying hour.
Jar Jar was still biting and attacking! His mind went a blur. He could not seem to think or see. He could only hear Padme's cries of terror. Padme ran towards the struggling duo and tried to pull Jar Jar off Anakin. Finally she managed to pull Jar Jar off Anakin enough so that he could see. Anakin grabbed his lightsaber and stood up. Padme was on the ground exhausted. Anakin was cover in bite marks and blood. Jar Jar stood up and made the most terrifying sound ever heard by man or beast.
"ME'SA!"
"Get ready to die, Binks," Anakin ran towards Jar Jar with his lightsaber. But he halted when he saw what was emerging behind Jar Jar. Hundreds of other Binks-like creatures were coming- and all looking evil. He heard Padme shriek as two of them grabbed her. He ran towards them and sliced off there heads. Grabbing Padme's hand they ran as fast as their weak bodies could manage, away from the creatures. But Jar Jar's gang was running after them at a fast rate!
"Look, Padme!" Anakin pointed to the small gardener's shack "We can make it there." He hurt so much because Jar Jar had wounded him badly. But all that mattered now was keeping Padme safe. And safe meant keeping away from Jar Jar. He heard a shriek. Padme had fallen!
"My ankle!" Padme cried in pain and clutched her ankle. " Anakin, go! Go on without me… they don't want to kill… me but they… they…want to kill you."
"It's my job to protect you, Padme." And then he picked her frail body up and started to carry her to the gardener's shack. The creatures were very close now. So very close. But no matter how much he hurt he would run as fast as he could. It was the only chance to escape Jar Jar! Finally he made it to the shack. Throwing her down inside, he quickly slammed the door shut and locked it. He turned to see Padme locking the one window of the tiny shack.
"Quick, Anakin! Put something in front of the door." The creatures were banging on it, trying to open it. Anakin quickly put many things in front of the door as Padme bordered up the window.
"There all around the shack, Anakin!" Padme cried in terror. "There's no way out . There going to kill you!" Padme ran to Anakin and hugged him, resting her sobbing face on his chest. But Anakin was not paying attention to Padme or the chatting of the Jar Jar's out side.
"ME'SA! ME'SA! ME'SA! ME'SA! ME'SA!"
No, he had close his eyes. "Obi Wan," He muttered. "Obi Wan, hear me, Obi Wan."
Anakin had done all that he could. Now the pain that Jar Jar had caused, really hit him. Sinking to the ground, he cried in pain. Padme kneeled down beside him
"Oh, my poor Anakin," she said, crying and stroking his head. Noticing all the blood and cuts on his body she said, "look what he had done to you."
Anakin turned to face her. His piercing stared locked into her own.
"Padme, do," his voice was weak. "Do…you…"
He is going to ask me about my love for him. She thought. What can I do? I have proclaimed my love him in front of Jar Jar. No, I cannot deny it. I can't.
She thought."Do you,' He continued. "…Love…. Jar Jar…"
Padme looked at him kindness in her face. "How could I love someone who has hurt you so much?" Then she put both hands on his face and kissed him passionately. When she finally pulled away, she noticed the look of shock in his face ."Anakin, I love you."
Before he could responded, he noticed one of the cupboards he had blocked the door with start to move. Quickly, he stood up and pulled Padme out of harms way.
"They're breaking through," he said flatly. Anakin drew his lightsaber.
"Your not going to fight them, are you? There are too many," Padme shrieked.
"What else can I do?" He looked down at her. She saw fear in his eyes.
"Then you are not alone." Padme grabbed a shovel.
The Binks-like creature's chant grew louder.
"ME'SA! ME'SA! ME'SA! ME'SA!ME'SA! ME'SA! ME'SA! ME'SA!"
"I'll never let them hurt you, Padme. I'll die trying."
"ME'SA! ME'SA! ME'SA! ME'SA!"ME'SA! ME'SA! ME'SA! ME'SA!"
"Anakin…"
"ME'SA! ME'SA! ME'SA! ME'SA!ME'SA! ME'SA! ME'SA! ME'SA!"
"I love you too, Padme"
"ME'SA! MES'A! MES'A! MES'A!"
They broke through! Anakin killed many, many Jar Jars. But there were many, many more. There were so many that when they jumped on Anakin, his lightsaber dropped!
"STOP!" Padme shrieked
They continued to attack! Anakin fell to the ground
"STOP!" She cried "JAR JAR, MAKE THEM STOP!"
They continued to attack!
"STOP!" Padme cried desperately " JAR JAR, MAKE THEM STOP AND I WILL MARRY YOU!"
All the Jar Jars stopped suddenly and Binks appeared.
"Me'sa sayz it'sa deal!"
All the Jar Jars got off Anakin to reveal a very weak and bloody boy.
"Padme…" He said weakly "Don't."
She kneeled down beside him. Stroking his head, she said, "Anakin," She leaned down and kissed him. He felt her being taken away. He saw the Jar Jar's grab her and take her away. And then the real Jar Jar came up to him.
"Me'sa thinkas little Ani lost." Jar Jar lifted up the broken boy and carried him to a near by tree and tied him to it. Then followed the other Jar Jars away.
"I'm …not…little…" By then his voice was so weak and Jar Jar was so far away that no one heard. And then all went black……………..