Hello in Naboo
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Time Period- Prequels. Early Attack of the Clones period.
Rating: G
Characters involved: Padme, Anakin
Summary: Anakin and Padme are taking a romantic walk in Naboo but people keep interrupting Anakins afternoon!
One day Padme was walking in her garden. She thought it was a lovely day.
Padme: What a lovely day!
She spotted her friend, Anakin.
Padme: How do you do, Anakin?
Anakin: I am doing good, thank you. How are you today, Padme?
Padme: Very fine, thanks. Let us walk together.
And so they did walk together. Anakin was very happy to be walking alone with the lovely Padme. Until they saw their friend the droid, C-3PO.
C-3PO: Hello Master Ani and Misstress Padme. How do you do?
Padme: Hello C-3PO. I am fine. How are you?
C-3PO: I am fine. And you, Master Ani?
Anakin: I am doing great, C-3PO. How are you?
C-3PO: Great. May I walk with you?
Anakin: No!
Padme: Yes!
So the droid started walking with them, much to Ani's dismay. The three travelers saw their good friend Obi-Wan.
Padme: Hello Obi!
Anakin: Hello, Master.
C-3PO: Hello, Master Obi-Wan.
Padme: How do you do?
Anakin: How are you, Master?
C-3PO: And how are we today?
Obi-Wan: Hello Padme. Hello Anakin. Hello C-3PO. I am doing well. How are you all?
Padme: I am excellent today.
Anakin: I am doing well.
C-3PO: I am doing quite fine.
Obi-Wan: That is good. May I walk with you?
Padme: Of course!
C-3PO: Yes!
Anakin: No!
So Obi-Wan joined the threesome making it a foursome, much to Anakin's dislike. Obi-Wan was always trying to steal Padme from him! They kept walking until they saw a R2 unit approaching them. Why, it was R2-D2!
Padme: Hello R2-D2!
Anakin: Hello, R2.
C-3PO: Why, hello R2!
Obi-Wan: Greetings, droid.
Padme: How do you do?
Anakin: How are you?
C-3PO: And how are we today?
Obi-Wan: How are you, R2?
R2-D2: Beeep! Bop! Whrrzz!
Everyone laughed at the droids funny sounds.
Padme: Tee hee!
Anakin. Haw.
C-3PO: Oh aha ah!
Obi-Wan: Ho ho ho! That is a knee slapper!
R2-D2: Beep! Beeb! Boppity bop bob!
R2 was asking if he could walk with them.
Padme: Yes!
C-3PO: Yes!
Obi: Yes!
Anakin: NO!
R2 joined the four people much to Anakin's distaste. He was getting very mad that his romantic walk ALONE with Padme was becoming a romantic walk with Padme...and C-3PO, and Obi-Wan, and R2-D2. But the five of them continued to walk until they saw someone was bounding towards them! It was none other then Jar Jar Binks!
Padme: Oh no! Its you, Jar Jar!
Anakin: Ugh! Go away Jar Jar Binks!
C-3PO: I simply cannot stand that dreadful creature.
Obi-Wan: Are you still ALIVE?
R2-D2: Beep! Booop!
Jar Jar: Geezah. Whatsa wronga witha youa guyz? Howa ara youa people?
Padme: Horrible!
Anakin: Dreadful!
C-3PO: Absolutely vile!
Obi: Awful!
R2: Bopbop!
Jar Jar: Sorry guyz, but Ia don'ta wannta hanga 'round downers likea youa! Byeezzz!
Jar Jar ran away.
Padme: Phew! I'm glad he's gone.
Anakin: Me too.
C-3PO: Me three!
Obi: Me four.
R2: Whrzz!
Everyone laughed with Artoo. Anakin wanted to spend the afternoon with just Padme but he figured out that it was better to spend the afternoon with lots of people then to spend the afternoon with Jar Jar Binks.
The End!