POTO Help Line:

Disclaimer: I don't own da POTO, or cheeze-its or the Guardians of Ga'hoole or Redwall dibbuns

Dear M,

I have a cat, and she loves me.

However, she hates my lady friend. What should I do?

E.

Dear E,

Cats are amazing creatures,

never offend them! You may want to

consider dumping the lady friend.

M.


Dear M,

I'm a fashionable, young, rich

aristocrat. Why then does someone ugly,

older, and disreputable guy have more fan-girls

than I?

R. de C.

Dear R de C,

Perhaps you are a fop. Ever thought of that?

Try dressing down, acting less extravagant,

and behaving humbly yet honorably.

M.


Dear M,

I am getting on with life, and I wish to retire.

However, I always end up stuck babysitting

these three troublesome individuals that I so happen to know.

What should I do?

D. N.

Dear D.N,

Just ignore them and they'll mature quicker.

M.


Dear M,

My dearest love wants to ditch me for a FOP!

Help!

E.

Dear E,

Maybe she loves the fop. Perhaps you should be

more considerate of her wants. (On the other hand,

give her a box of cheez-its. They always

speak to the heart I find.)

M.


Dear M,

I want to be the prettiest ballerina in the world.

Where can I find a good make-up store? Oh,

I have allergies, so I need a skin sensitive kind.

Lil' M

Dear Lil' M,

If you put beet juice on your face

you're BOUND to be rosy!

M.


Dear M,

Some low-down thief,

(probably my partner)

is ROBBING me blind!

Heeeeeeellllllppppppp!

R.

Dear R,

Ever thought it might be someone

other than your partner? Maybe it's a

PHANTOM. (Heh.) On the other hand,

I'd ditch the partner.

M.


Dear M,

Some low-down thief,

(probably my partner)

is ROBBING me blind!

Heeeeeeellllllppppppp!

A.

Dear A,

Ever thought it might be someone

other than your partner? Maybe it's a

PHANTOM. (Heh.) On the other hand,

I'd ditch the partner.

M.


Dear M,

My darling dibbun daughter

keeps talking about a sinister,

"phantom". I don't like this because

he's not a phantom, he's we…. I sortta

adopted him. Besides! She's being rude

and calling him names and stuff and I'm

afraid he might teach her a "lesson".

G.

Dear G,

Tell your daughter to mind her own

bizzwax. :)

M.


Dear M,

I'm being punjabed! Gack!

R. de C.

Dear R. de C,

If you're being punjabed, then how did you

send me this telegram?

M.


Dear M,

My baby brother, (who really isn't a baby)

just went off the deep end! What should I do?

P. de C.

Dear P. de C,

If you mean that your brother just

jumped into water that's too deep

then I suggest you go fish him out.

If you mean he went insane, then I suggest

that you try saying insane in a different,

and more creative, way. Try saying 'Yoiks".

M.


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