POTO Help Line:
Disclaimer: I don't own da POTO, or cheeze-its or the Guardians of Ga'hoole or Redwall dibbuns
Dear M,
I have a cat, and she loves me.
However, she hates my lady friend. What should I do?
E.
Dear E,
Cats are amazing creatures,
never offend them! You may want to
consider dumping the lady friend.
M.
Dear M,
I'm a fashionable, young, rich
aristocrat. Why then does someone ugly,
older, and disreputable guy have more fan-girls
than I?
R. de C.
Dear R de C,
Perhaps you are a fop. Ever thought of that?
Try dressing down, acting less extravagant,
and behaving humbly yet honorably.
M.
Dear M,
I am getting on with life, and I wish to retire.
However, I always end up stuck babysitting
these three troublesome individuals that I so happen to know.
What should I do?
D. N.
Dear D.N,
Just ignore them and they'll mature quicker.
M.
Dear M,
My dearest love wants to ditch me for a FOP!
Help!
E.
Dear E,
Maybe she loves the fop. Perhaps you should be
more considerate of her wants. (On the other hand,
give her a box of cheez-its. They always
speak to the heart I find.)
M.
Dear M,
I want to be the prettiest ballerina in the world.
Where can I find a good make-up store? Oh,
I have allergies, so I need a skin sensitive kind.
Lil' M
Dear Lil' M,
If you put beet juice on your face
you're BOUND to be rosy!
M.
Dear M,
Some low-down thief,
(probably my partner)
is ROBBING me blind!
Heeeeeeellllllppppppp!
R.
Dear R,
Ever thought it might be someone
other than your partner? Maybe it's a
PHANTOM. (Heh.) On the other hand,
I'd ditch the partner.
M.
Dear M,
Some low-down thief,
(probably my partner)
is ROBBING me blind!
Heeeeeeellllllppppppp!
A.
Dear A,
Ever thought it might be someone
other than your partner? Maybe it's a
PHANTOM. (Heh.) On the other hand,
I'd ditch the partner.
M.
Dear M,
My darling dibbun daughter
keeps talking about a sinister,
"phantom". I don't like this because
he's not a phantom, he's we…. I sortta
adopted him. Besides! She's being rude
and calling him names and stuff and I'm
afraid he might teach her a "lesson".
G.
Dear G,
Tell your daughter to mind her own
bizzwax. :)
M.
Dear M,
I'm being punjabed! Gack!
R. de C.
Dear R. de C,
If you're being punjabed, then how did you
send me this telegram?
M.
Dear M,
My baby brother, (who really isn't a baby)
just went off the deep end! What should I do?
P. de C.
Dear P. de C,
If you mean that your brother just
jumped into water that's too deep
then I suggest you go fish him out.
If you mean he went insane, then I suggest
that you try saying insane in a different,
and more creative, way. Try saying 'Yoiks".
M.
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