How to Write:
"The Ultimate Explosion Final Battle Life or Death Amazing Astounding Epic Fatal Grand Super Smash Brothers Tournament!"
at school.

By tikitikirevenge (the person you flamed last week).

Forward

Oh, no! I can't even correctly spell the name of the first section of my story! It looks as if I'm on the path to becoming the author of a typical action/adventure story. Is that a good thing?

Let's ask the average author.

("Yes!" he/she says.)

Now let's ask the average reader.

Hello?

Nobody reads those stories?

Wow! It looks as if I'm doomed to a lot of empty "review or no updates" threats and other desperate measures to delude myself into thinking that people like me. And like the typical author, I'm looking forward to it!

A side note: if you don't want this to happen to you, either avoid this genre altogether or take care not to copy anything I do in this story. And that includes misspelling every fourth sentence.

Don't flame! 'Cause this is my sixth story! Six! A perfect number!
You shouldn't flame because my brother Hoogiman helped me!
And he's a bad author…

The Beginning of the End (and the End of said Beginning)

Master Hand and Crazy Hand were having a pretty little tea party. Being the animate hands they were, things got a bit ugly.

"Well Mr. Tinkybuns likes me more than you!" sniffed Master Hand, turning away.

Crazy Hand rushed his brother and slapped him hard on the back. "Ha! Gotcha!"

Master Hand took the opportunity to poke Crazy Hand right in the mount of Venus. "Ow!" howled Crazy Hand.

"I'm getting bored of this," said Master Hand.

"What?" said Crazy Hand. "This serene, tranquil life? The agony of knowing that er… whatever happened in the N64 game happened?

The horrible writing displayed herein?"

"All of it," said Master Hand. He floated around the vortex, mumbling to himself angrily.

"If only…" he began.

"If only what?" said his counterpart.

(--inconsistent use of white space is good--)

"If only I had…" he continued.

He thought about which cliché hadn't been used in a fic like this yet.

"If only I had killed all the Smashers!"

"Someone's used that one."

"If only the Smash Bros. were dead!"

"Been done."

"If only I looked good in pink!"

"So overused."

"If only I invited the Smash Brothers along with 13/14 new characters to a second super ultimate battle in the intention of destroying them all like I tried last time but failing miserably yet again!"

"Did you say 'again' or 'yet again'?"

"Yet again."

"WOW! WE'VE COME UP WITH A NEW EVIL RANT!" Crazy Hand did a backwards flip and gave a thumbs-up.

"So what are we waiting for?" said Master Hand.

"The Mid-afternoon News?"

"Of course," said Master Hand. "As soon as it's over, we'll begin preparing."

"Why don't we tape it?"

"Of course!" Master Hand laughed gleefully. "Mwa ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!"

"Keep it down!" said Sonic. (--mandatory appearance for any indecent story--)

Next chapter: the invitations!
The chapter after that: the battles begin!
After that: trials and pain!
After that: Master Hand is defeated!
(--Hey, all these stories are formulaic.--)