What'd He Say?
-snorts- This is a fun 'lil one-shot that may be a tad hard to comprehend. 2x1/1x2. There will be footnotes at the bottom, unless you want to try and figure out what they're saying on your own. -smile-
Although I haven't spoken to her in quite some time, I do miss the insanity we had together. This one's for you, CobaltViolet.
What'd He Say?
Duo gave a smirk as he bounced into the safe house, running in and jumping on the bed in the room he shared with his partner, Heero Yuy. Whipping out a book and snickering at what he was reading, the braided man didn't even noticed the short-haired man looming behind him. Duo was so involved in his book, that he fell off of the bed when a deep voice called out, "Duo, what are you reading?"
Quickly hiding the book, Duo gave a cheesy smiley, "Nothin' Heeee-Chan..."
"Duo," he heard the sterner male say.
"I was just thinking of what a rogue you are." (1)
Heero smirked, two could play at this game.
"So, Duo, you weren't thinking of anything naughty like beseeching me to take off my raiments?" (2)
Duo looked up at Heero innocently, "If I did that, you would be rather chafed. But if taking off your chattells would be considered a largess to me, then I would urge you to do so..." (3)
"If I pined for you, then maybe I would consider taking off my apparel." (4)
Duo pouted, "You do not wish to be lewd with me? I will take off my habiliments if you take off yours." (5)
Heero smiled as he slowly took off his shirt, "You crave this?"
"Hm, I do," Duo began as he licked his lips, looking up lustily at his partner, "I suppose I can bandy." (6) With that, Duo slowly raised himself up and took off his shirt also, stepping in closer to Heero, "Now, don't be peevish when I do this, I do not mean to vex you." (7)
"I don't think that you could gall me if you do this," Heero stated as he sealed their lips together. (8)
Duo's eyes fluttered closed as he pulled away from the kiss, feeling rather giddy. (9)
Heero smirked as he asked once more, "So, what were you reading, Duo?"
Duo looked abjured as he handed Heero the book. (10)
"Ah, Shakespearian terms, is it?"
Duo nodded dumbly as Heero sat down to peruse the book. (11)
Duo suddenly got up and then smiled at his mate, "Wanna role-play?"
Heero slowly drug his eyes up and down Duo's thin frame, "I'm always up for that."
"Good, you can be thralled." (12)
Heero raised an eyebrow, "I'm not familiar with that Shakespearian term..."
Duo smirked evilly as he pulled out a pair of handcuffs.
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Short and sweet!
(1) rogue - scamp, "bad boy"
(2) beseeching - begging. raiments - clothes.
(3) chafed - irritated chattells - items of personal property (referring to Heero's clothes in the sentence.) largess - gift.
(4) pined - yearned, longed for apparel - clothing
(5) lewd - inappropriate, habiliments - clothing
(6) bandy - make an exchange.
(7) peevish - irritable, vex - annoy.
(8) gall - annoy.
(9) giddy - dizzy (silly).
(10)abjured - Having resigned or given up.
(11)peruse - read.
(12)thralled - enslaved