The Super Odd Smash Tournament

Disclaimers: I do not own any of these characters. If I can improve on anything, please tell me!

NOTE: This story has some random humor in it. Just telling you.

Lets get on with the story already…

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It was another beautiful day and the birds were singing and the air felt clean and refreshing. It was certainly the perfect day…FOR A SUPER SMASH BROS MELEE TOURNAMENT!

...I mean come on, you can't fight well if you're fighting in snow or rain… Notice that there is no level in the game that has no rain or snow falling. Imagine if it did… here's an incident that happened a few years back when the makers of the game were testing weather elements…

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(It cuts to a Pichu fighting a hand-to-hand combat with Ness in the city level with a one life stock battle. It is starting to rain heavily.)

"I will win this fight, you annoying little rat," said an annoyed Ness.

Pichu spoke up in his high-pitched English voice so Ness could understand him. "I'm not annoying, I'm just… whoa… he's right. My voice IS kind of annoying beyond all reason. Curse the one who cast my voice to be this way…"

"Say… doesn't this rain feel a little bit… odd to you?" asked a slightly worried Ness.

"Um… don't look now, but your shirt is dissolving," said a chuckling Pichu.

Ness knew right then what was going on. "AAAIIIEEEEE! It's acid rain!" Ness is running around and looks back to Pichu with a horrified and disgusted face, "Pichu! You're bald!"

Indeed he was. The acid rain made the little Pichu as bald as… um… well… okay, okay, he was bald. That's all you gotta know.

Pichu went into a 'freak out mode' and was covering himself up as best as he could. "This can't get any worse…"

As if it was like magic, a freak blizzard came out of nowhere and covered everything up. Yes, EVERYTHING. Ness and Pichu turned into live snowballs.

Ness's head popped out of the snowball and looked at the Pichu in the other snowball. "Okay… now it can't get any worse-…"

Ness accidentally rolled off from the top of the building as a snowball and lost the match to "the annoying little rat." To this day, Pichu was Ness's rival.

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Like I said… weather effects are not so great to have in these kinds of games. Lets face it… a bald Pichu is not a pretty thing. Really.

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Okay… back to the other subject. There is going to be amazing matches held later, and all kinds of characters are going to be there, beating the stuffing out of each other. So don't miss it, folks! You'll probably regret it!

(Well… maybe not. Oh well.)

To be continued in chapter two… (Sorry this was so short, there will be more on the way!)

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