The Flight of Fun
It was the end of the school year at Lindberg Elementary, and finally they had summer vacation! Jimmy had invited Sheen, Carl, Cindy, and Libby to go with him to Hawaii. All of them had said yes. Most of us know that Jimmy was more than happy to have Cindy come, but he kept that quiet. His parents had decided to let Jimmy go alone, because they thought that he was mature enough to handle things on his own, and he had to call them every hour to say that they were safe.
They had all gotten on the plane and were waiting for take-off. Jimmy and Cindy were next to each other; Sheen and Libby were next to each other, and Carl was alone with his llama.
"Anybody want some peanuts?" asked the flight attendant lady.
"No thanks." replied Jimmy, Cindy, Sheen, and Libby.
"Allergic." replied Carl
The flight attendant lady walked on.
"So, Cindy, uh… what have you been up to lately?" asked Jimmy shyly.
"Um, nothing really." replied an equally shy Cindy.
"Cool." was all Jimmy could say.
"So, Libs, I was thinking of some new nicknames!" said a happy Sheen
"Sheen, don't even start!" replied Libby.
Sheen wasn't even listening. "How bout' sugar pie? Honey bunch?"
"No."
"Oh come on! You know that I love you!"
Carl was just sitting there, stroking his stuffed llama.
"Oh, Judy, when will I ever have you?"
"Attention, everyone, we are now on our way to Hawaii. Please keep your seatbelts fastened," said the pilot.
"Peanuts anyone?" asked the flight attendant lady again.
"No, thanks." replied everyone in unison
A few minutes passed and Cindy seemed a little nervous.
"Cindy are you okay?" asked Jimmy.
"Well, I'm sort of afraid of flying." she replied
"Oh," said Jimmy, "well, you don't have to worry. The chances of a plane crash are really low."
"Thanks," said Cindy, " I think that helped."
They smiled at each other. There was an awkward silence for a few moments, but the silence was quickly broken by some turbulence.
Cindy started to get nervous again.
"Don't worry," Jimmy reassured her, "it's just going to be a little bumpy. Nothing bad is going to happen. I promise."
"Thanks." said Cindy
"Peanuts anyone?" asked the flight attendant lady yet again.
"No." said everyone.
"Um, attention. This is your pilot. I am afraid to announce that we have some technical difficulties. Uh, don't panic. Whatever you do, don't panic! Oh please don't panic!"
"That can't be good." said Jimmy
Cindy was really losing it now.
"Cindy, just calm down." said Jimmy as he was trying to comfort her.
"Would anybody like some peanuts?" asked the flight attendant lady.
"NO!" yelled everyone.
"Fine, don't be so harsh!' she said.
"Okay, ladies and gentleman, I regret to say that this plane is about to crash. There is nothing that we can do, and no one, not even if they are a genius, could possibly fix this!"
"Well, this is one fun vacation." said Jimmy.
Everyone was preparing for the worst.
"Cindy, I just wanted to say that, I love you! And I thought that I should say that before we crash." said Jimmy.
"Jimmy, I've always loved you too!" replied Cindy.
"Libby, I just wanted to say that I love you." said Sheen.
"Sheen, I already knew that, but I love you too." replied Libby sweetly.
"I-I-I love Jimmy's mom!" yelled Carl.
"What!" asked everyone.
They quickly ignored that last statement, and got real tense.
"Anybody want some peanuts?" asked the flight attendant lady again.
"NOOOOOO!"
"Everyone this is your captain speaking, just as a reminder your peanuts can be used as flotation devices."
"Peanuts miss! We need peanuts!" cried Jimmy.
"I'm sorry, we're all out." replied the flight attendant lady.
"This is it guys! Nice knowing you!" said Carl.
Jimmy and Cindy were bracing each other, Sheen and Libby were bracing each other, and Carl was bracing his stuffed llama.
"Attention everyone this is your pilot, James Brown, speaking. I would like to inform you that you all have just been punk'd. Yes, that's right, you've all been punk'd. There really is no danger. We haven't even left the ground yet. If you look out your window you will see that you were staring at a blue screen, and that your chairs are massage chairs, causing you to think that the danger was real. That is all."
"Wait," said Cindy, " you mean that I've just been punk'd, and I told Jimmy my true feelings?"
"Yes," said James Brown, "and we got it all on tape!"
James Brown then walked down the isle.
"That name again everyone is, James Brown.
I feel good! Dadadadadada!"
Jimmy, Cindy, Sheen, Libby, and Carl then attacked James Brown.
" You don't feel good! Dadadadadadada!
"I'm hurt! They're mad! Cause' they just got punk'd! Da da da da!"
I know this is weird, but it was based on a skit that some people did, remember?