Disclaimer: Obviously I don't own Mario, Luigi, blah blah blah, you know the rest.
Chapter 1: After Hours.
Peach: That was a delicious meal. The steak was exsquisive!
Chef: Thank you Princess Toadstool.
Peach: Your welcome Chef Tanti.
Mario: Yum. That sphagetti was deeelicious!
Luigi: Your right about that! (under his breath) For a change.
Daisy: I am so stuffed.
Luigi: (in a worried tone) Oh no! She's full! That's bad news for me!
Daisy: And how is that!
Luigi: Well considering that the last five times you went to bed on a full stomach you woke up veerry cranky!
Daisy: What! Lies I tell you! There all lies!
Luigi: Actually.
Daisy: ACUALLY THIS!
Daisy took a pie that she was having for dessert, through it in Luigi's face, and stormed up stairs to her room.
Mario: Wow what a temper! It's not even tomorrow and she's already cranky!
Peach: (giggling) Sorry Luigi but I forgot to tell you that Daisy hates being called "cranky!
Luigi: (pie dripping from his face) Now you tell me!
Everyone except Luigi burst out laughing.
Luigi: (wiping his face) Well if you ask me.
Mario: No one asked you Pie-face!
Everybody countinued laughing.
Luigi: UUUGGGHHH!
Toad: What's all the comotion?
Mario: Daisy threw a pie in Weegie's face. (laughs)
Toad: That's disstressful.
Luigi: Exactly!
Luigi ran up stairs to his room. Everybody except Toad laughed.
Toad: Come on it's not that funny.
Peach: You wouldn't understand.
Mario: (giggling) Yeah because, because
Toad: (defensivly) Because what!
Peach: Because it's boyfriend girlfriend humor.
Peach + Mario: And you don't have a girlfriend!
Mario: (singing) Oh, Toad is so lonely! He's so lonely! He is nothing, on his on! Ooooooooo!
Peach and Mario laughed so hard that they fell on their backs with tears in their face.
Toad ran upstairs in fury and embarassment with his face twenty shades of red.
Toad: Laugh at me will they! Well I'll show them!
Toad: (bowing his head) Who am I kiding? Myself that's who! Oh, they're right. I do need a girlfriend.
Toad looked up into the stars, made a wish and went to bed.