I'm back
And my back… hurts!
And my sack… purts!
And my rhymes don't make any sense
Cause I'm trapped with this big-eared rat
And I think I'm getting fat
Although I never eat!
And I have big feet.
Wait, where am I?
Am I in a happily ever after or will I die?
Or will I die?
Ansem's still in my HEART
And it's START-ING
To hurt cause Sora got more bling
So I'm in this castle right
And all I'm seeing is these whacked-out people
And there are so many keyblade masters, I'm confused.
So…
May I have your attention, please?
May I have your attention, please?
Will the real keyblade master please stand up?
I repeat, will the real keyblade master please stand up?
We're gonna have a problem here
Yall act like yall aint never seen a Square-enix character before
Jaws all on the floor like Sora just opened the door
And started hitting me more and more
He first was a kid, now throwin me over obstacles
In return of the … Wait a minute, he didn't do Arcanum like I think he did, did he?
And Ansem said… "Supreme darkness."
And now he's dead… locked in my head
All the women love Sora!
"Riku, I'm sick of him.
Look at him, walking around with his bat wing
No bling, wielding the darkness." Makes me puke, yo."
Yeah, I probably got a few things wrong with me (no bling)
But no worse than what goes on in Sora's gummi ship
Sometimes I just want to let it loose, but I can't
But it's cool for Sora to communicate with dogs and chickens!
"My darkness has let loose, my darkness has let loose."
"And it this for real, I might have to be in a caboose."
And that's the message we give to game-buyers
And we don't expect them to know what "darkness" really is?
Of course they gonna know what darkness really is
They got Cloud and Sephiroth dolls, don't they?
"We aint nothing but fallen angels… some of us risen demons."
Who live in a twilight zone… a really weird twilight zone (Ahh!)
But if you can whack little bugs without much effort
Aint no reason why I can't come up and whack you!
But if you have what I have I got the antidote
People wave your keyblades, sing the chorus and it goes
I'm the keyblade master, yes I'm the real keyblade master
All you other keyblade master are just copiers!
So won't the real keyblade master please stand up?
Please stand up, please stand up!