I'm back

And my back… hurts!

And my sack… purts!

And my rhymes don't make any sense

Cause I'm trapped with this big-eared rat

And I think I'm getting fat

Although I never eat!

And I have big feet.

Wait, where am I?

Am I in a happily ever after or will I die?

Or will I die?

Ansem's still in my HEART

And it's START-ING

To hurt cause Sora got more bling

So I'm in this castle right

And all I'm seeing is these whacked-out people

And there are so many keyblade masters, I'm confused.

So…

May I have your attention, please?

May I have your attention, please?

Will the real keyblade master please stand up?

I repeat, will the real keyblade master please stand up?

We're gonna have a problem here

Yall act like yall aint never seen a Square-enix character before

Jaws all on the floor like Sora just opened the door

And started hitting me more and more

He first was a kid, now throwin me over obstacles

In return of the … Wait a minute, he didn't do Arcanum like I think he did, did he?

And Ansem said… "Supreme darkness."

And now he's dead… locked in my head

All the women love Sora!

"Riku, I'm sick of him.

Look at him, walking around with his bat wing

No bling, wielding the darkness." Makes me puke, yo."

Yeah, I probably got a few things wrong with me (no bling)

But no worse than what goes on in Sora's gummi ship

Sometimes I just want to let it loose, but I can't

But it's cool for Sora to communicate with dogs and chickens!

"My darkness has let loose, my darkness has let loose."

"And it this for real, I might have to be in a caboose."

And that's the message we give to game-buyers

And we don't expect them to know what "darkness" really is?

Of course they gonna know what darkness really is

They got Cloud and Sephiroth dolls, don't they?

"We aint nothing but fallen angels… some of us risen demons."

Who live in a twilight zone… a really weird twilight zone (Ahh!)

But if you can whack little bugs without much effort

Aint no reason why I can't come up and whack you!

But if you have what I have I got the antidote

People wave your keyblades, sing the chorus and it goes

I'm the keyblade master, yes I'm the real keyblade master

All you other keyblade master are just copiers!

So won't the real keyblade master please stand up?

Please stand up, please stand up!