A Human Mistake
Writer: Invader Johnny.
Plot: Mankind has finally been destroyed, all thanks to Earth's supposed "savior."
Disclaimer: Invader Zim belongs to Jhonen Vasquez.
The sky of the planet was a sickening green… thing, and a certain human teenager was watching because he was sure that one of this days the sun will appear.
"It has been six years since that terrible day, the day I myself destroyed my own race, the day I destroyed Zim"
"I still remember the Armageddon that I the last human on Earth started it by mistake"
Six years ago Zim planned to kill us all by using a new evil plan, I of course went and tried to stop him but I didn't realized the horror that I was going to cause to every living thing on the planet.
"You and your mankind" Gaz's voice could sometimes be heard in my head.
"My sister, my father all of them are gone because of me"
"My poor insane son!" I heard my dad's voice.
"I only regret killing three people the rest could've gone to hell for all I care" said Dib to himself.
"My mission might not be as exciting without you around to annoy me But it will be more... pleasant" said Zim.
"That Saturday morning I remember going to Zim's base, after what we learn about WWII, Zim had the idea of creating a horrible nuclear bomb that would annihilate mankind once and for all, but unlike the one Einstein made, Zim made one so it could've been like a million times more deathly than the first nuclear bomb, I remember Girs screaming"
"Why must you hate my piggy?" screamed the little robot
"And Minimoose´s squeaking"
"Squeak!"
"When I entered the house Zim had already gotten the bomb inside his Voot Cruiser and left, I went back home and flied Taks ship so that I could catch Zim and save the world once again"
"You'll never catch me Dib-human, my piloting skills are unmatched!"yelled Zim.
"Well Zim I'll believe that when you beat my sister in a VIDEO GAME!" I shot back at my rival.
Zim gave me one of his looks, I laugh and flied the ship a bit more faster.
"The sun finally comes out, after so many years I actually wished that someone besides me was alive to see this"
Zim's Voot Cruiser flied toward my dad's lab, that was apparently his target, anger blinded me at that moment, he was NOT going to kill my family, so I activated a tractor beam and tried to steal the bomb but Zim didn't give up without a fight, he got another beam and tried to steal I eventually won but my saving the world plan backfired when I made tried to fly the ship, apparently I needed concentration on piloting the ship and grabbing the bomb, so I drooped it, killing all the people at the lab, both Zim and I tried to escape the explosion, it was so powerful, I saw buildings, getting destroyed, people dying and I knew that my family was gone so I went to Zim's base since it was probably the only place where I could survive the nuclear explosion, the Irken was behind me but unfortunately he didn't make it.
Once the roof open up I entered and without knowing it I was in the underground lab along with Gir and MiniMoose, Zim probably told them to stay while he went out.
I could hear the explosion above us, it was over, but then again ONE bomb couldn't destroy a WHOLE planet... right?
Well I was wrong because that bomb like I said earlier was suppose to be a million times worse than the original atomic bomb.
"Big-headed boy!" came Gir'smetalic voice.
Where's Master!
"Squeak!"
I didn't say anything to him at first, he would probably end up trying to kill me but I didn't give a rat's ass because I killed humanity... ME the sole defender of Earth ended up being the INVADER.
Once I told both Irken sidekicks that their master was dead, they just stood there.
"Your lying! Master's alive!" said the little robot with tears in his blue eyes.
"Squeak!"
"Sorry Gir but I'm not lying he really is dead" I answered him in a sad tone of voice.
Gir looked like he wanted to cry... some moreand so did MiniMoose, they both ran from the lab and out of the house, an hour later they returned, Gir and MiniMoose were covered in green, I assumed that the substance was the Irken equivalent of blood, they were carrying Zim's lifeless body, (also covered in blood) I remember throwing up after I saw the corpse
I asked the robot what was he going to do?
Was he going to get the lifeless body a proper burial?
And Gir told me that I was a liar because when they found Zim, he was alive, I put a mask that the computer gave me so that I could breathe (because of the radiation), Gir, MiniMoose and I got out of the almost destroyed green house, I WAS SHOCKED!
Everything was in ruins, people's death bodies everywhere, we walked to my house and entered, I saw Gaz's body on the couch, Game Slave in her hands, I asked Gir so he could help me carry her body, we did the same with my Dad's when we went to the lab.
We went to a place where the radiation wasn't very strong and got the three bodies ready for their burial, it wasn't much but we gave the people we loved a good bye, Gir told Zim that he'll miss the screaming, MiniMoose told Zim that he was one hell of a master ( remember only Zim, Gir, Dib and Gaz can understand MiniMoose), and I told Gaz and my dad that I was sorry and that I was going to miss them.
We buried them and left. After that I began to search in hopes to find another living person but nothing, as time went by Gir became smarter and he began to feel anger towards everything except for me and MiniMoose, I tried to reprogram the moose so he could speak but there just wasn't a way for him to talk, we used Tak's ship to travel all over the world so we could find another being and again nothing.
Six years I been searching for anotherhuman beingbut I eventually reached a decision, that I would take both artificial intelligences with me and we would go and find the resistance group that were fighting the Irken Empire.
I mean I may have failed to save humanity but at least I could help stopping the Irkens.
"New master?"
"Yeah Gir?"
"You been talking to yourself for quite a while now"
"Heh, that's one thing that I can't seem to stop doing" I though out loud to myself
"Gir, go find MiniMoose"
"Why?"
"Because we leave the Earth tonight" I replied in a monotone tone of voice.
The tiny robot saluted and went to find the purple moose, even though I didnt want to admit it at first I respected Zim for not giving up on his job ad in a way he returned the respect… if thing would've been different we MIGHT have become friends.
"Gir and MiniMoose were way better company that being alone in a dying planet, at least I'm thankful for those two"
The two artificial intelligence and myself walked to the alien ship and prepare to leave the Earth, as soon as I pushed every button imaginable I find a way to make the ship fly out of the Earth's atmosphere.
"Good bye Earth!"
"Squeak!"
I saw what has been my home planet for the last time and a single tear came out.
"Good bye Dad, Gaz, Good bye Zim… my only friend."
The ship flew out of the solar System and into unknown places of space.
In case you want to know how Dib survived all those years... Well Gir had a lot of junk food in the base, the simplest explanation is sometimes the best one.
I will say that Dib won't be the only one to tell the tale of Earth's destruction, other characters will also give their POV's, which ones? Just wait and see.
Invader Johnny Signing Off.