A Day In The Life Of Naraku
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The First Of Naraku's Plans To Kill InuYasha
Rating: PG13, just cuz you never know.
Genre: action/adventure, humor
Summary: Naraku's plan to kill InuYasha, switching bodies, Sesshomaru comes in sometimes, maybe romance, maybe not. Some based on an InuYasha RPG I'm in. General short stories. Please read!
Disclaimer: I don't own (in order of appearance, almost) InuYasha, Kikyo, young Kaede, Kagome, Souta, Buyo, Mom, Grandpa, old Kaede, The Shikon No Tama, Sesshomaru, Jaken, Myoga, Izaio, InuYasha's Mom (fake), Tessaiga, Shippo, Miroku, Onigumo, Naraku, Sango, Kirara, Kohaku, Tensiega, Rin, Koga, Totosai, Kagura, Kanna, Tokijin, Sesshomaru's victims, InuYasha's enemies, Miroku's lovers, or random assorted villagers (dead or alive). In other words, nothing but the plot, unless you count chapters 3 and 4 (which belong to Xena), Isabel Loud, Helen Back, and Kazul.
I don't know much about InuYasha-just a warning. Oh, and SESSHOMARU DOES NOT HAVE A TAIL! The fluffy thing is a Japanese war medal thing (or a sign of lordship, because InuTashio had two). Trust me. I looked it up. Do you see it connected back there? No!
Okay! Let's go!
"KAGURA!" Naraku banged his head against the wall. Maybe if he did that long enough, he would think of a plan to kill the DAMN HANYOU!
"Yes, my lord?" she said, raising her eyebrows at him, thwacking his head against the wall. Kanna was there too, looking as "excited" as ever.
"How come I can never kill that bastard? I want the Tessaiga, I want the Jewel, and I want his head on my wall!" He banged his head more.
Kagura was shocked, even more so by his next request.
"Kagura, get me some sake."
Then after a pause of stunned silence, he looked at her.
"I can't believe I failed killing InuYasha AGAIN! Kagura, do you ever feel that your not meant to kill this guy? Like you're invented by some woman, and you don't exit, and you're only some stupid bad guy put in to make it more interesting, and you will never kill the hanyo, and you will eventually be killed? Well, enough babbling about nonsense. I'm going to think up more ways to kill InuYasha."
He stalked off, forgetting the sake. Kagura and Kanna followed.
Naraku, after doing every single trick in the book, had not yet killed the stupid, smelly, sniveling, sneaky, slow, sly, shifty, and very alliterative half-breed!
Suddenly, he stopped with a great "ah ha!" and Kagura and Kanna jumped.
He have a Naraku evil smile looking, of course, very cool with his profile.
"I have it… a plan to destroy both InuYasha and that priestess."
He gave a typical evil laugh, interrupted by a hacking cough because of the bread he was eating. Like this:
"Mwahahaha- cough cough cough hack!"
End of Chapter One
How will Narky bring about Inu-kun's demise this time? Or will his obsessive-compulsive need to kill InuYasha destroy him first? Just kidding. :-)
"Through dangers untold and hardships unnumbered,
I have fought my way here to the castle
Beyond the goblin city
To take back the child you hath stolen
For my will is as strong as yours,
And my kingdom as great.
You have no power over me."
-Labyrinth