Edonil: This is just a little something I cooked up during school. Can't remember which class... Probably Math. I had far too much spare time in Math last semester. So anyway, this is what Kuja would probably say if he could see all the crazy stuff we write here at Enjoy!
Kuja's Rant
What the fruk? I mean, really. I spend year working hard to make myself as diabolical as possible, and what do I get? This. I mean, come on!
I understand the bit about screaming fan girls. One can't be a hot anime baddie without screaming fan girls. Truth be told, I'd be a bit insulted if I didn't have the morons. At least this way I know I'm good-looking.
But the fanfics! The fanfics! I mean, honestly! Do people not read FFIX before writing this crap? Maybe I should set the record straight.
I ain't gay. Really truly! I've nothing against such people, mind you, but the fact remains, I ain't gay.
On that note, I'd like to address the Zidane/Myself relationship. Three words, folk: we are brothers. And I hate him! Really, you are really a sick and twisted bunch.
Then there's the Me/OC issue. My gosh, you lot are just determined to see me in love, aren't you? I don't like girls much more than I like guys. I'm a freaking flawed clone! What makes you lot think I'm not asexual? I swear, you lot are idiots.
I think I've addressed the main issues. I suppose I could go on forever, but I won't; I don't want to love my beautiful voice due to yelling.
Kuja
Edonil: Did you like? I hope so! Please R&R! I may continue it (probably will), but only when I'm really bored. And please don't beg me to update it; it won't work.
Flames are welcome; they go towards Project Roast Marshmallows for Kuja, though (in other words, they will be laughed at).