A/N: Another gender bending drabble. I found once I had one idea, a whole stream came flowing out. They make an interesting change on the normal take of the characters. Try it, you'll see that it's addictive!

This Man's Army

Major Houlihan sat alone in the dark listening to the shrieks coming from the next tent. Damn those nurses. Their lives revolved around sex and alcohol. Didn't they realise this was the army? A Man's Army. Another squeal sent Houlihan looking for a stiff drink.

"Hey Major, fancy a fumble?" Pierce and McIntyre must've had the same idea.

He looked at them, Pierce with her long raven hair and McIntyre with her unruly curls and wicked smile. Then he turned and went back to his tent in silence. His 'Man's Army' didn't know what to do with women like that.