A/N: OK just a few pointers before we start so that the story makes sense:

1) In this story Oliver and Percy are only two years ahead of Hermione, Harry and Ron and Fred, George and friends are only a year above them.

2) Ginny is still in the year below Hermione.

3) The rating is for fairly constant mild swearing (Fred, George and Ron being the worst culprits) and for brief nudity (yummy naked Oliver shower scene!).

Disclaimer: I'm going to say this once and only once so listen carefully (er well read actually). I do not own Harry Potter or any of the other characters in the book. I am not J.K. Rowling; if I were I would be living in a huge house somewhere with lots of people employed by me to do the cleaning. As it is I live in a small three bedroom house that gets regularly trashed by my two young sons whereupon muggings here has to clean it all up.

To the wonderful people that review this measly offering; I thank you from the very bottom of my heart for taking the time to write something about my story. I suffer regularly from bouts of writers block that even heavy machinery would fail to break through, but reading a few lines from a soul who was brave enough to read something I wrote never fails to push me to try that little bit harder.