-1Meep! I'm so sorry! It's been forever! Bad KPK! Okay, last chapter!… Then on to Volume 2... Ho boy!
Disclaimer - (Now then! Where were we? Oh yes! Last chapter! That in itself deserves many a tear! But never fear! So long as we keep the cops and lawyers away, disclaimer will be here! Now then, as I was saying…)
Shippou- Surrender or stay squirrels!
Love Music- Exactly!
Inuyasha- No damn way!
Kagome-(picks up Inuyasha squirrel by nape of neck and glares at him) Oh? Is that so?
Inuyasha- Uh…
Kagome- Sit, boy! (forgets to let go of Inuyasha, goes flying into the ground with him)
Inuyasha- Hahahahahahaha!
Kagome-(glowers at Inuyasha, lets go of him) Inuyasha…sit!sit!sit!sit!sit!sit!sit!sit! sit!sit!sit!sit!sit!sit!sit!sit!sit!sit!sit!sit!sit!sit!sit!sit!sit!sit!sit!sit!SIT!
Alas, the poor squirrel known as Inuyasha…
Kagome-(gets up) Serves you right!
Felix- Can I torture them now?
Stalking Chicken- Since we are still technically at war, most certainly!
Guy team looks at Felix, each other, and understandably start to run away.
Shard- Oh, no ya don't! (cage springs out of nowhere around the squirrels)
Sango- Now where were we?
Sangarouka- I know! Pick me!
Ayame- (takes out the reverse-transformation acorns) Say it! Or else…(motions to Felix, who has again found a nutcracker and is chasing Kamiko-Zephuru around with it)
Sesshomaru- I surrender!
Felix-What! No! Wilson the third didn't get to play!
Naraku- Me, too!
Guy team surrenders. Except Inuyasha, no surprise. He's the last one that's still a squirrel.
Kagura- What a shame. We were going to have such a blast celebrating the end of this disclaimer and the start of another.
Inuyasha- Feh.
KungPowKitty- Your loss!
Inuyasha- Huh?
Kagome- We were going to have so much of that Ramen stuff you like to help celebrate. Oh, well, more for us!
Inuyasha- Eeeehhhhhhh?
KungPowKitty- Aww, looks like puppy dog is not happy about this.
Inuyasha- But…but…but…
Love Music- Very good. You have mastered the first word of conjugation. Now try saying "and."
Felix- (approaches with Wilson) Hehehehehhehehehehhehe!
----- - -- - later ----- - ------
We're at some random field, and it's night time. Somehow, there's a stereo blasting Good Days by Zone (you may thank K-Z for the musical input here). Aaaaaaaaaannnnndddddd…
Miroku and Sango are dancing, and for once, our favorite lecher is behaving himself. I believe a pat on the back is in order!
Shippou and Rin are running around in the playful manner children do. How cute!
"Auntie" Martha has sprung outta jail and is teaching Sota how to cook quiche.
Martha Stewart- Much better job, little boy! Now let's learn how to turn this (picks up 18-wheeler in left hand) into a gorgeous centerpiece for your table this year!
Sota-Someone help me.
Ayame is repeatedly 'rolling over' Kouga for once again doing his "KAGOME MY GIRL!" routine. Let's get a round of applause for Ayame!
Kouga- OW! Stop it! That's the fifteenth time!
Ayame- And I'm going to continue until you have ROLL-OVER(flip thud)-ed as many times as you have done that! ROLL OVER!
Kouga- AAAIIIIIEEEEEE!
Kagura has employed KPK. You see, KPK is beating Naraku over the head with her frying pan.
Naraku- Ow ow ow ow ow ow owowowowowow! Knock it off!
KPK- Not until she pays me!
Kagura- And that may take a while.
Sangarouka and Morobuku hold onto each other in fear as they are strapped into the passenger seats of a car being driven by Hakaku! For good reason, obviously! Hey, wait, when'd he get here!
And lastly…Inuyasha has been turned into a human again…however, he hasn't surrendered exactly, SO, yeah. He is caged with a sugar-substituted Felix equipped with Wilson the nutcracker among other things. But that's not what really has his boxers in a bunch. (Bwa hahahhahahahhaahahha!)
Inuyasha-(running in circles from Felix in his cage) Sesshomaru, you bastard!
Kagome- (is dancing with Sesshy. Oh yeah! Am I bad? And no, oh weird-thinking people, this is not a romantic thing happening here.) Hmph! Call it pay back
Inuyasha- FOR WHAT!
Kagome- (still dancing, pretending not to care) haven't decided yet
Sesshy- (is, um, a pathetic dancer in that he doesn't understand dancing. Yeah, he's trying to mimic Kagome, which isn't doing so well) May I have more soda, please?
Kamiko-Zephuru, who is dancing nearby- ABSOLUTELY NOT!
Sesshy is sad. Boo hoo
Kagome- If you didn't want me dancing with someone else, you should have surrendered
Inuyasha- Feh. Like I care
Kagome- SIT!
KPK-(comes up, whaps Inuyasha in head with frying pan)
Sango- (hits him in head with Hirikutsu thing)
Are we getting the idea? Each person present beats up Inuyasha in their own personal way.
Inuyasha-(has many bumps on head, one in particular is about the same size as Tetsusaiga) erp… That's…nothing
All- SIT, INUYASHA!
Until next time, eat a pop-tart every day!
-KPK