Hello there, oh confused Inuyasha-fans! And some other Inu fans who know all too well what is coming! It's a pleasure to be here - (bonks the owner of this computer in the head with a Nerf bat; he goes unconscious again). What you are about to experience is a wonder of literary stupidity! Yes, indeed, it's sheer pootyness will leave a mark on history so bold that future generations will have no idea what it is when you mention it in a conversation. Yes, it is...

THE DISCLAIMERS! Volume I

That's right folks! Relive the majesty, the wonder, the excitement, the pure unbridled (beyond-what-anyone-imagined) MADNESS of The Disclaimers. I am your host, Kung Pow Kitty, and we'll be having some interesting experiences over the coarse of the next few millenniums (okay, so that has nothing to do with what we're doing here, but it's still true!).

For the Inuyasha fans who have no idea what this is, allow a short (and hopefully intriguing) explanation (so that I can come up with some new material for the Disclaimers Volume II that is still in the works). My twin brother and (ahem) interesting colleague, Kamiko- Zephuru, is the author of the fan fictions "Wind Child" and "Loving Incense" (they're good, go read 'em). Early on to add comedy relief to the productions, each chapter began with a disclaimer (he later turned the disclaimer production over to myself); not a typical "I don't own 'em, now go read my writing" thing, but more like a, um, ... a... well, just take a look and you'll get my drift. So, here, I am presenting all of "Wind Child" 's noble Disclaimers, restored digitally to their never-actually-there brilliance!

Hopefully, none of what I just said makes sense, so you'll take a peek. Whatever. Moving on! (hits computer owner in head with frying pan) MEOW!

(Episode 1. Ahh, the humble beginnings. How it makes my skin crawl!)

Disclaimer: I don't own Inuyasha... sniffle... But im gonna change that, hehehe (walks off with a giant net in hand)

(Very humble beginnings. Shall we continue?)

(Episode 2. A bit more daring)

Disclaimer: I don't own Inuyasha or the rest of the gang, but does that mean I can't kidnap them?

Miroku- "HELP! GET US OUT OF HERE!"

Shippou- "WHERE IS INUYASHA! WHY HASN'T HE COME YET!"

Inuphinox - don't worry, he shall soon be joining us ( walks off with an evil grin )

(Episode 3. Obviously, the first few were pretty short, so we're grouping them five at a time until they lengthen up. Oh, and f.y.i., Inuphinox66 Kamiko Zephuru)

Disclaimer - I don't' own Inuyasha or anyone else, but about my kidnapping them...

Myoga - HELP! HE'S STUFFED ME INTO A CACTUS!

Inuphinox - well, it's just necessary procedure to keep you from escaping (checks Myogas name off a list, already containing the check marl by Miroku, Shippou, Kaede, Ayame, and Sota) Hmmm... whom should I kidnap next (grins maliciously) that's a good one... (walks off with a giant leaf blower in hand)

Miroku - That kid is sadistic.

Ayame - No really... is that your hand?

(Episode 4)

Now, as I was going to do... (Grabs the sedated Totosai, chains him to the wall with Miroku, Ayame, Shippou, and Sota. Myoga is still is his cactus)

BANG, BANG, BANG!

Inuphinox66 - INUYASHA, SHUT UP! YOU'RE NOT GETTING OUT OF THAT CLOSET!

Inuyasha - LIKE HELL I WON'T!

Inuphinox66 - YOU SHOULD BE GLAD I AT LEAST GAVE YOU A WINDOW THINGY!

(Inuphinox66's sister, Irishwolf511 (a.k.a. KungPowKitty) , walks in) WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING DOWN HERE!

Inuphinox66 - Uh... kidnapping Inuyasha characters... wanna join me?

Irishwolf511 - (looks at Inuyasha) DOGGY EARS! Cute! (Plays with ears)

(Episode 5)

Inuphinox66 - Now, my sister WILL be joining me in moving Sango into her cage, wont you?...

Irishwolf511 - SOOOOO CUUUUUTE! INUYASHA IS SO CUTE!

Myoga - I think we had better not tell Kagome about this...

Inuyasha - Umm, uh...

Inuphinox66 - (clasps forehead) (throws Sango into cage with Kikyo, locks it back up)

Sango - HELL NO! I AM NOT GOING TO BE IN A CAGE WITH THIS FREAKY WENCH!

Kikyo - I heard that

Ayame - WELL AT LEAST YOU'RE NOT ALWAYS BEING VIOLATED! (Glares coldly at Miroku)

Miroku - What!

Inuphinox66 - I need earplugs...

Disclaimer - I do not own Inuyasha or the others... Legally...

Inuyasha - I HEARD THAT!

So are we getting a feel for the general insanity of The Disclaimers? Believe me, it gets worse. Waaaaaaaaaaaaaay worse! (laughs manically!) (and hits computer owner in the head again, this time with Auntie Martha. Those of you who've seen these already will understand that joke)

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