FINALLY! I am updating! Ok so another new character will be introduced in the next chappie. This chappie will also be really random and anyone who is pregnant, nursing ,may become pregnant or not being challenged enough Sulvian is not right for you. Side effect may include; major BO, Brain freezes, athlete's foot, major need to screw dead bodies and over excessive need to eat meatloaf. Woah were did that come form? wow I must be in a good mood! But anyways thankies to:
the great and almighty po: yesh tongues are hott. Hair is OK but I have a thing for tongues.
Druidgoddess: yeah I love tongues. But anywayz spikey hair isn't my favorite. I prefer RELE long hair but not hippie hair… but long enuff.) Dyed hair is kewl too! Take your time on updating kayz!
Disclaimer: I don't own DPS or the limericks they are my friends
Okay here is chappie uhh wut number am I up to? Oh yeah 6!
Chapter 6 (NOOO NOT 6 ANYTHING BUT 6) now chapter twice. Sawyer's POVAfter English, Nuwanda and I had Trig, then Latin. I am actually pretty good at Latin being that I like to research philiacs and phobias. So pretty much if you know the beginning of the words then you know some Latin.
After Latin then we had lunch. Charlie being a returning student led me to his "usual" spot next to the rest of his posse.
"Hey boys." I said smiling.
"Uh. Hi" Some of them mutter not looking up from what they were doing.
"I HATE TURPENTINE!" I said.
All of the guys looked up and said "Huh?"
"Turpentine. It smells really bad and burns my eyes." I said grabbing some food. I hadn't eaten since yesterday's breakfast.
"But turpentine gets ya high." Nuwanda said adding to my conversation about my dislike of turpentine.
"But so do sharpies. And at least they smell good." I retort.
"Ok you beat me there." He said smiling and shaking his head.
I stick my tongue out at him.
"I'm sorry but I don't see any fetish-worthiness in tongues." He said examining my tongue, which I pull quickly back into my mouth.
"Well you wouldn't cause you're a necrophiliac." I say scrunching my eyes up in taunt.
"Well you're a tongueaphiliac."
"Uh guys why are you talking about turpentine, the sexual attraction to tongues and the desire to have sex with dead people?" One of the boys asked.
"Uh Pittsy please don't ask cause I don't even know. Hey why are we talking about necrophiliac's and turpentine and tongue fetishes?" he asked. I shrugged.
"Uhm cause the apocalypse is coming and the ravens sitting in the tree were the first sign and the second one was turpentine." I said being random.
"Oh right and the third sign was tongue fetishes and the third, the fact that we both got accepted, or reaccepted in my case, to Hellton." Nuwanda continued.
"Yeah and the next uh two will be discovered at 12:07 to night and 3:15 to night or tomorrow. And then the apocalypse will come!" I finish.
"Yeah!" Nuwanda agrees.
"Uh guys hate to break this up but your conversation makes absolutely no sense." Another of the boys said.
"So?"
LATER
"Hey Sawyer are you coming to study with us?" Nuwanda asked me.
"Uh yeah sure." I said. I followed him to his dorm room. The other boys were already there.
"Hey!" I said, the boys looked at me then looked at Nuwanda asking with their eyes why am I here.
"Ok I can see I am not wanted here. I'll leave but I am taking my Egyptian sex slave with me." I said grabbing Nuwanda by the ear.
"AH! Help!" He said pushing me away.
"Well if you won't go I want my $8 back." I said holding my hand out that he slapped.
"But you didn't give me $8 dollars." He mused matter-of-factly.
"Yeah well you haven't been a very cooperative sex slave." I retort.
"Well sor-ry. You are very needy though and I can only take so much." He continued. I love how he goes along with my conversations. I thought.
"Well I guess that's what you get for 8 dollars." I shrugged. "What was out English homework?" I ask.
"Uh write a serious limerick and a serious haiku." Pitts said emphasizing serious.
"There once was a man from Peru, who sailed away on a canoe, he dreamt of Venus, and played with his penis, and woke up with a hand full of goo!" I said laughing. "I'm handing that one in too!"
"Oh god you will be expelled in 4 seconds." Nuwanda laughed.
"Well you make up a serious one then." I snapped.
"Uh, There was a young fellow named perkin, Who was always jerkin his gherkin, His father said perkin, Stop jerkin your gherkin, Your gherkins fer ferkin not jerkin."
I burst out in hysterical laughter. Maybe this year won't be so bad.
Charlie Dalton's POVAfter English, Sawyer and I had more classes together. Right before lunch we had Latin, we were joking around quietly about necrophilia and stuff like that cause that is pretty much the extent of my Latin. Pittsy helps me out with the rest.
We went to lunch and sat in my usual spot.
"Hey boys." I said.
"Uh. Hi." Everyone mumbled indifferently.
Sawyer looked around and said, "I HATE TURPENTINE!"
Everyone looked up in a kind of taken aback manner and said, "Huh?"
Sawyer said, "Turpentine, it smells really bad and burns my eyes." She began to stuff her face with all of the food she coul;d reach. Wow the girl can really eat.
"But turpentine gets ya high." I said
"But so do sharpies. And at least they smell good." She said still eating.
"Okay ya beat me there." I said not having anything else to add on top of the sharpie remark.
She stuck her tongue out at me and I said, "I'm sorry but I don't see any fetish-worthiness in tongues." I looked at her tongue but before I got too much examining it she pulled it back in her mouth.
"Well you wouldn't cause you're a necrophiliac." She said teasing me.
"Well you're a tongueaphiliac." I said saying the first thing that came into my mind.
"Uh guys, why are you talking about turpentine, the sexual attraction to tongues and the desire to have sex with dead people?" Pittsy asked us.
"Uh Pittsy please don't ask cause I don't even know. Hey why are we talking about necrophiliac's and turpentine and tongue fetishes?" I pondered.
"Uhm cause the apocalypse is coming and the ravens sitting in the tree were the first sign and the second one was turpentine." She said making stuff up on the spot.
"Oh right and the third sign was tongue fetishes and the third, the fact that we both got accepted, or reaccepted in my case, to Hellton." I continued.
"Yeah and the next uh two will be discovered at 12:07 tonight and 3:15 to night or tomorrow. And then the apocalypse will come!" She finished looking pleased with her randomness.
"Yeah!" I said happy with my self for keeping up with the conversation.
"Uh guys hate to break this up but your conversation makes absolutely no sense." Knox preluded (A/N ok I know that word doesn't belong but I like it there so yeah)
"So?"
LATER
"Hey Sawyer are you coming to study with us?"I asked her hoping she would come because she is really fun to have around.
"Uh yeah sure." She said following me into my dorm room Hey cool, a girl is in my dorm room… dirty thoughts.
"Hey!" She said to the rest of the boys who looked at me in a very mean way as if to say make her leave…now.
"Ok I can see I am not wanted here. I'll leave but I am taking my Egyptian sex slave with me." She said yanking my ear. Hey did she say sex slave?
"Ah! Help" I said pushing her away jokingly."Well if you won't go I want my $8 back." She said holding her hand out like she wanted me to put the money in her hand. I slapped it instead.
"But you didn't give me $8 dollars." I pointed out.
"Yeah well you haven't been a very cooperative sex slave." She said sounding very upset.
"Well sor-ry. You are very needy though and I can only take so much." I went along. Heh where do I come up with this stuff? Where does she come up with this stuff?
"Well I guess that's what you get for 8 dollars." She brushed off "What was our English homework?" She asked.
"Uh write a serious limerick and a serious haiku." Pittsy said emphasizing serious. Come on where's his sense of humor?
"There once was a man from Peru, who sailed away on a canoe, he dreamt of Venus, and played with his penis, and woke up with a hand full of goo!" She said laughing. "I'm handing that one in too!" Wow talk about creativity.
"Oh god you will be expelled in 4 seconds." I snickered.
"Well you make up a serious one then." She snapped.
"Uh, There was a young fellow named perkin, Who was always jerkin his gherkin, His father said perkin, Stop jerkin your gherkin, Your gherkins fer ferkin not jerkin." I heard that from my cousin once. I knew it would come in handy eventually.
She burst our in gales of laughter. She's hott when she laughs.
Ok I think I may have possibly been on something when writing this chapter. If I offended anyone please keep it to yourself cause I don't care (ok sorry I didn't write that my boyfriend Kamden did. He has temper issues.) Anyways I hoped you like this sorry for the long wait I had TONS of finals and after words my brain went into shock and yeah. Please R&R or I will get my people to call your people and see if I have an opening to schedule some one to eat you… I mean yeah… bye!Allaloneinthedarkandstillhere (her boyfriend: Nice name I want my name to be Allnotaloneinthelightandnotaroundanymore) (Me: Sorry it's too long.. Ok let;'s let the nice people go)