Lima bean farm in Muggle studies Sarcastic witch: Lima beans, why are we learning about Lima beans?

Son of a witch: I own a lima bean farm.

Mr. Auror: Ron smells like a monkey's butt

Hermy crab: Let's not start an argument. Son of a witch: At least I don't look like a monkey butt

Sarcastic witch: Yeah, you just look like an elephant's butt instead.

Mr. Auror: Lima, Lima, and lima beans.

Hermy crab: uh…yeah

Sarcastic witch: (Hums theme tune to mission impossible while flicking Remus with Lima beans) they can be deadly

Son of a witch: He's looking this way! Sarcastic witch: (whistles innocently and pushes Lima beans towards Harry)

Remus looks at them, seeing the beans by Harry, he gives him a detention.

Mr. Auror: Now look what you done. I can't take you out Friday now.

Sarcastic witch: Oh keep your boxers on; I'll sort it out. (Throws a hand full of Lima beans at Remus and gets detention)

Hermy crab: Zara!

Son of a witch: Leave her alone; it was amusing to watch him duck under the desk.

Sarcastic witch: There we go Harry, all sorted. (Kisses Harry quickly)

Son of a witch: OoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoO

Hermy crab: Oh be quiet Ron!

Sarcastic with: I'm bored.

Blondie: Well hanging out with these losers can do that to you.

Mr. Auror: Go away Malfoy

Son of a witch: Yeah, you pug dog must be missing you.

Blondie: I'd rather be dating a dog than a mudblood.

Ron got out of his seat, pointing his wand, Draco also got up, Remus made them both sit down.

Sarcastic witch: I find it sad that you can't come up with new comebacks.

Blondie: Sine little cousin, you think your so smart, then duel me. Tomorrow in the Room of Requirement.

Sarcastic witch: Fine you're on, eight o'clock tomorrow.

Malfoy began talking to his friends telling them to spread the word

Sarcastic witch: If any of you need I'll be by the Whomping Willow.

Class ends, and Zara rushes out leaving the other three to trudge back to the commons.