Author's note: Hey guys, this idea I got from a dream actually. It's a cute little one-shot (spread into 2 or 3 chapters) anyway read and review onegai.
Opposites Attract
Chapter 1: Welcome Back
"May I have your attention please" Sango said, standing in the middle of Kaede's hut "will you please quiet down!"
"What are you doing?" Miroku asked as he saw the demon slayer talking to a crowd of invisible people.
"Oh Miroku…" Sango said sheepishly as she eyed the lecherous monk "how long have you been standing there?"
"Long enough to see you trying to grab the interest of an imaginary crowd" the houshi replied with a laugh.
"It's not as it looks I swear" Sango said.
"Good" Miroku said "because it looks like you need to be exorcised"
"Hey!" Sango said defensively.
"Okay, Okay" Miroku said, holding up his hands in a surrendering way "Would you care to explain at least?"
"I'm going to a friend's wedding" Sango explained "and I'm practicing my toasting speech."
"Really?" Miroku said "well I would love to hear what you have prepared."
"Um…okay" Sango agreed.
Miroku sat back and watched the demon slayer intently as she again stood in the middle of the room.
"May I have your attention please?" Sango said in a demanding way "I said QUIET!"
Miroku waited for the rest but it never came "isn't there…a little…more?" he said.
"Unfortunately not yet" Sango said blushing a little.
"Well what you have is great" Miroku said in a sarcastic tone "why don't you yell out SHUT UP just to show you care?"
"For your information" Sango said defensively "the only reason their even getting married is because of me."
"You?" Miroku said.
"Yes me" Sango replied "you, Miroku, are looking at a pure blooded cupid"
"You?" Miroku repeated, this time a little more disbelieving.
"What's with that doubtful tone?" Sango said suspiciously "I am a cupid!"
"But…" Miroku stammered "you're such a…a…"
"A…what?" Sango seethed, rage visibly growing.
"A TMN" Miroku exclaimed.
(a/n: for those who don't know, a TMN is a touch me not, meaning that Sango doesn't even like men coming near her, which is true actually.)
"Oh I am, am I?" Sango said angrily, holding her hand up, ready to slap Miroku straight across the face.
"OSUWARI!" the angry yell of their miko friend interrupted their thoughts.
"I guess Kagome-sama is back from her era" Miroku said in a bored tone.
"But judging by the amount of rage in that yell, I'd say Inu Yasha is going to make sure she goes back home" Sango said in an equally nonchalant tone.
"I suppose we'd better go break it up" Miroku said as the two of them stood and walked out into the sunshine.
As always, Kagome was standing over Inu Yasha, whose face was buried in the dirt, with clenched fists. Kagome looked about ready to explode and Inu Yasha was cursing into the ground.
"You jerk!" Kagome yelled as Inu Yasha stood up once again "You don't even know what you're talking about."
"I do so!" Inu Yasha protested "You came back just to ask if you could go back home again!"
"Well how was I supposed to know something this big would come up?" Kagome said angrily.
"You should have just stayed home!" Inu Yasha shouted.
"And you need a reality check!" Kagome said "you know better than me that you would've just come to get me!"
Inu Yasha was stumped at this, even if only for a minute or two "yeah, but that doesn't change the fact that you aren't going home!"
"Osuwari!" Kagome yelled "osuwari, osuwari, osuwari, osuwari, osuwari, osuwari, osuwari!"
"Okay, okay" Sango said "break it up, break it up."
She and Miroku stood between the fighting pair. Sango pulled the fuming Kagome back into the hut to separate her from Inu Yasha.
"What's up Kagome?" Sango asked "why go back so soon?"
"It's just I…I think Souta may be in trouble" Kagome explained.
"Why's that?" Sango asked.
"He's been acting real tough lately, standing up to bullies, speaking his mind so easily" Kagome said "one of these days he might get himself into trouble. I heard a rumour from the grape vine that the two meanest bullies are getting a little tired of his bravery. I only wanted to stay a few more days to make sure he didn't do anything stupid."
"I don't think you have anything to worry about" Sango said.
Kagome nodded and looked down, obviously not convinced.
"But if you really want to go" Sango said, "I'll distract Inu Yasha for you."
"Really?" Kagome said, her eyes lighting up "You will?"
"Sure" Sango said "why don't you go now?"
"Thanks Sango-chan!" Kagome said excitedly "you're the best"
"Yes I am" Sango smirked as Kagome ran out "I'm the best cupid."
"SHE WHAT!" Inu Yasha fumed.
Sango had told him that Kagome had gone back to her time and Inu Yasha had gone combustible.
"She went back" Sango said with the slightest hint of smirk playing across her lips "she said something about her brother in a fight."
But Inu Yasha wasn't listening "How dare she do that without telling me!" he seethed "I will kill her when I find her!"
He ran to the well and jumped in as fast as he could. No way would he let Kagome win. When she least expected it, he would come and force her back!
Author's note: okay, here comes your part! Tell me what you think so far. This should be a fairly short story, but I might make it longer depending on your reaction.