Disclaimer: I do not own the X-men, GI-Joe, RedWitch came up with the unique idea of the Misfits. And none of the holidays are my idea.

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Xavier rolled to the kitchen and paused, and groaned. The X-men and Misfits were at it again. Then he blinked. "Well that's new."

Jean yelled. "I'm absolutely incredible!"

"But you're not a kid!" Todd said.

Jamie shook his head. "When you can do this…" He created several copies. "Then you'll be an incredible kid." Then they shoved pies into Roberto's and Bobby's faces and ran away laughing.

"DIE!" They both yelled chased after them.

Xavier sighed and looked at Fred. "I'm going to regret this, but what's going on?"

"Oh, It's Absolutely Incredible Kid Day."

"I was right. I do regret it."

Then they both heard screams and went out to look.

Outside, Kurt was running around screaming with his fur on fire. Althea created a wave out of the pool and washed him into Xavier and back into the house.

"Oops."

Lance and Pietro laughed as they cooked marshmallows over a huge campfire made of one of Kitty's cooking experiments.

"That's not funny Lance!"

"But it's the most enjoyment we've gotten out of your food!" Then he and Pietro slowly backed away from a snarling Kitty Pryde.

Beast stood five feet away, yelling at Shipwreck. "Campfire USA is a youth organization, not a rally to set fires! This is a day to celebrate the Founding of it!"

"Oh, sorry." Shipwreck said. Then screamed and ran away from Storm as she zapped him. "Run away!"

Beast blinked as he watched the chaos. "And this is supposed to be Doctor-Patient Trust day?"

Then Kitty's tuna, walnut, whipped cream, ice cream surprise that somehow survived the fire exploded and the whole yard and part of the mansion caught on fire.

Scott blinked. "Well, it is Evacuation Day as well…."