7/18/05 A/N: No I did not update anything I was just reading my fic last night and I saw a few typos that were bugging me so I had to fix them.

All right readers this is my very first fanfic so please be kind.

Summary: Just my own little version of how Rogue and Gambit got together. It is light and funny not much angst.

A/N: This is slightly AU since I will use the basic characters of X-Men but I won't really follow any of the plots that the comics have, it is my world the X-men are just living in it. Also I suck at writing accents so don't yell at me if their accents are horrible I'm gonna try as hard as possible.

Disclaimer: All X-Men stuff belongs to Marvel… Until I take over marvel that is then everything will belong to me BWUHAHAHHAHA…-cough- Right on with the show

Anything in italics are their thoughts you know those things you think but don't really want people to know…

Chapter One: Hello Mr. Lebeau

All the X-men were quaintly situated in the war room of the Xavier Institute waiting for whatever Scooter boy aka Cyclops had to announce today.

Mr. stick up his ass… I mean Cyclops started off, "Well my fellow X-men I am here to introduce a new member." as much as I would like for him NOT to be here… he has trouble written all over him well not literally but you get my drift. "This is Gambit also known as Remy Lebeau."

With a cute little smirk Remy stated, "Bonjour mes amis, Remy is mighty glad to meet you all." Yeah t'is will have to do fo' now lets see what filles t'is place has.

Turning back into Leader mode Cyke began to introduce all the X-men to the Cajun and what their powers are.

"Allright starting on my right is my lovely wife Jean Grey Summers…"

Hmmm Remy likes de Redheads… wife though t'at could be a problem

"Jean's powers are Telepathy."

An' there goes t'at idea, this t'ief don' mess with the telepathic femmes

"Next to Jean is Dr. Hank McCoy alias Beast, his powers well I mean he's blue and…"

No shit one eye, Remy couldn' tell that fo' himself

Speaking up about his powers Hank explained to Remy, "Besides the obvious blue fur I have many other talents I assure you including my excellent strength and agility." Good going Mr. Summers now all our young Cajun here is going to think about me is I'm blue and hairy.

Coughing slightly Scooter continued his introductions, "Next we have Kitty Pryde aka Shadowcat who can phase through any object."

Nice lil kitty cat but not enough of a wil' cat fo' t'is Ragin' Cajun.

"Then there is Piotr Rasputin known as Colossus with the ability to cover his body in a steel armor."

Don' wanna mess wit' t'at homme.

"The next two are Betsy Braddock, known as Psylocke who is telekinetic and telepathic and Warren Worthington III, Archangel who well can fly."

Warren glared at Scott, "Really you don't think he could notice that I have two huge feathery wings on my back all on his own?" Damn I wish I could be back at my mansion right now in bed with Betsy but noooooo I have to be here and met the fucking new guy.

Hehehe I can tell the fearless leader one eye don' have de respect of his teammates too much wait a min' Warren Worthington de third? I t'ink I might of visited his house an' as for de femme, another telepath to worry about t'at makes trois fo' me to guard against.

"On the right of Betsy is Bobby Drake who is known as Iceman and as the name implies he has the power to manipulate and create ice and next to him is Jubilation Lee, nicknamed Jubilee who can generate explosive energy."

Well at least there will be no competition for the femmes from icicle over t'ere but he can have sparky she isn't Remy's type.

"Our second resident blue fuzzy man is Kurt Wagner alias Nightcrawler who has the ability to teleport and uhh next to him is Logan aka Wolverine who has the ability to heal himself, has extrasensory abilities also, his skeleton is laced with adamantium and one more thing he has"

SHINKT!

Gambit stared as he saw three claws each came out of Wolverine's hands.

"I have these too, Gumbo" I don't need Mr. Jean Grey to explain my powers to the Cajun that I trust as far as I can throw... hmmm I could probably throw him pretty far... Damn forget that I just don't trust him at all there happy?

Gambit replied back, "Nice claws you got t'ere homme." Yeah t'at one might be difficult to deal w'ith oh well t'ere is no one who can stop this Cajun when he wants somet'ing.

Nodding at Cyke to tell signal him to continue Gambit looked at the woman sitting next to Wolverine and felt his heart skip a beat and well let's just say his pants tighten a wee bit (thank the Gods for trenchcoats).

"This is Rogue alias uhh Rogue who has the abilities of flight, superhuman strength, invincibility..."

Well isn't my new chere just the lil Jack of all Trades, non?

"and the ability to suck out the life force, memories and powers if you are a mutant from anyone who comes in skin contact with her."

Gambit just blinked with his mouth slightly open. De Gods don' like Remy anymore.

Rogue noticing his expression and his detectible body and his seductive red on black eyes and ravage me now looks spoke up and said, "Thanks for that Cyke now the Swamp Rat knows not to touch mah skin and to be afraid of coming to close to me like everyone else." Damn Rogue don't drool, don't drool, who knew men came in packages like that?

Scott was about to apologize when Remy spoke up smirking at Rogue he asked, "Swamp rat, Chere?" You can call me anyt'ing you wish, chere.

"Well Ah can tell you're from the bayou from your accent Gambit." mmmmm Cajun. Wait there is somethin' Ah think Ah'm forgettin'.

"Please Chere, call this swamp rat Remy." Soon you'll be moanin' de name Remy, dis t'ief can think of a few ways around t'at unfortunate power of yours.

Finally deciding that the lustful staring between the two Southerners had gone on long enough Joseph said while putting his arm around Rogue's shoulders, "Nice to meet you, Gambit I'm Joseph." And get your demon eyes off of my girl thank you very much.

Remy felt his heart and plans of seducing Rogue slip a bit when he noticed Joseph's arm go around his Chere, "Nice ta meet you too homme." Remy hopes you enjoy your time wit' de Chere because soon she'll be singin' a more Cajun tune.

Noticing the mounting tension Scooter spoke up "Allright well since you already know Storm, the introductions are done."

"Wait a minute Cyke, Ah want ta know what the Swamp Rat's powers are." That is what Ah forgot Ah have a boyfriend damn that silver haired man, oh well doesn' mean I can't look... And look Ah will.

"Well Chere Remy's powers besides his natural charm is bein' able to charge any object wit' kinetic energy makin' it go well boom." Private shows of dis powers avaible upon request.

Butting in once again Joseph stated, "Well since introductions are all done may we be excused Cyclops?" because I want to get Rogue out of Gambit's presence as soon as possible.

Cyke spoke up, "Well yes that is all I think I had scheduled for today's meeting you are all dismissed..."

A few happy sighs were heard around the room since Cyclops decided not to drone on about the next mission or what ungodly hour the Danger Room training sessions would be.

Speaking up over the crowd Scott said, "Wait! I need someone to show Remy around the Institute and where his room is." I can't for obvious reasons, that isn't something a leader does that is a lower job for the common folk.

Happy sighs turned into groans as the X-men were all looking at each other hoping someone would volunteer.

Against her better judgment that more time with the fine ass Cajun could spell trouble for her current relationship Rogue spoke up, "Ah'll show him around the place Cyke." and maybe check out his ass-ets while Ah'm at it. NO bad Rogue you have a boyfriend you, have a boyfriend.

"Merci, Chere, Remy would love you as a tour guide." How about a we go on a detour of your body, non?

The two Southerners exited the room with a certain silver haired man glaring in their direction. Great just what I need competition. Wait I mean I'm not insecure about my relationship with Rogue no not at all.

To be continued...

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Awwww why is Joseph there! darn how did he sneak past my Romy guards!

Oh and if you didn't notice Cyclops isn't my most favorite X-man I might lighten up on him next time... might

Well that is it I know it was a lot of introductory stuff I was just setting up what X-men are in the story and yeah so PLEASE leave a Review! Tell me if I suck and should stop writing right now or if you want more!

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