A/N: Finally the epilogue is up which makes this fic complete! Hallelujah! Thanks for reviewers and everything. If you liked this, you may like my other stories. Go check'em out! Enjoy... the epilogue... BUHUUUU! BUAAAA SHIFF SNIFF... It's over... I had fun hope you did too! JA NE!

Epilogue – And life goes on...

A week had passed since the traumatic, to some point anyway, but due to the well coping minds of our heroes the word traumatic doesn't play any kind of role in this thing. Juunana was retrieved. He was somewhat undernourished and peeved off and suffering from flu. He also later said that this was actually a positive experience; it worked as a really good alienating therapy for his addiction for cars. He was now fully cured and treated his car like a car and not a girl.

The media and newspapers were all going wild at the sudden disappearance of Mayor Haruka's son, Yamcha Haruka. Pretty soon those quick-witted and annoying reporters made and equaled that one plus one is three and the mysterious explosion in the slum area become suddenly important and worthwhile of mentioning. The later investigation revealed that the whole shit had blown up with considerable amount of C4 mixed with fire and gasoline, though why and who were still open questions.

The life for tow riff-raff boys was looking good. They still didn't quite comprehend how they ended up living in a huge white marble mansion with absolutely stunning women which they loved and who loved them back. Guess meeting the right people in right time had some part in this. Only thing that ever bothered them was the death of the neighborhood granny Noruko and the lost and only picture of their own grandfather. And old habits die hard. To Bulma and ChiChi's great amusement and annoyance they managed to buy new guns and weapons for those that had been destroyed in the explosion and slept a gun under a pillow. Added a touch of familiarity, the almost-brothers explained with smirks as they girls had once again hit their heads on them while sleeping...

The huge Ox King didn't like the idea of two criminals living under his roof, but soon warmed up to them. Hey, those boys had guns and formidable skills in martial arts and love of his little nieces so why bother? It would only end up in tears and besides, they worked as an excellent bodyguards. At least there was no chance in hell that his little twins girls would drift into bad company... or worse than they already had and Kakarott and Vegeta really weren't that bad after all... That attitude of theirs still needed little adjusting in Ox King's eyes but he was happy. The house was a much more lively and the excitement department really wasn't lacking...

Kuririn and Juuhachi went to live with Kuririn's grandfather for awhile until they got enough money for their own apartment. They were quite happy though hey both hoped that Kame'Sennin would stop with his suggestions and ideas for them. Didn't he get it that they had their own, which were just as good ones as his?

The funeral for Yamcha, who was declared dead by the DNA research department when they searched the blown up slums more carefully, was held in next week. The Briefs family was of course invited and so Kakarott and Vegeta were dragged along. The funeral was beautiful and the Police Chief of Orange Star City kept a touching speech of Yamcha's heroic last deed how he was kidnapped by a local mafia because he had accidentally discovered them and as a good he was, (not!) he was about to tell police...

People cried in sympathy (Oh the ignorance of the human kind!) and for those who knew Kakarott and Vegeta they were surprised to see them cry too, along with the Briefs twins. Actually they were all snickering and trying to contain their mirth and laughter at the made up Yamcha-hero-story, but snickering when suppressed is often confused with sniffing and crying...

Later on the issue of school came up. With uncharacteristic flexibility under the pressure of the girls' demand, the boys decided to finish their education along the girls and even go to college after high school. A good education was what their grandfather Gohan, now Ox King and their girlfriends wanted. Some stares were received when they arrived hand in hand with Bulma and ChiChi Briefs but the animosity and hatred died down immediately as they were declared Capsule Corporation heiresses boyfriends. No one wanted to get on the bad side of Bulma and ChiChi no that they had developed a temper and guts like none other. And live went on...

Bulma had finally guts to ask how Vegeta had anyway gotten the bloody control device. He smirked.

" I haven't been bloody mugging and pickpocketing people for nothing, you know..."

And life went on happily!

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In heaven, also known as Tenkai, a great red giant in a suit and wearing a Viking helmet, sat behind the great table, glaring. His room was full of funnily dressed mafia men and one very loud and annoying pansy-boy and they wouldn't shut up!

Having a bad that he was currently having he made quick biased judgment and condemned them to Hell for two eternities. One quick look at the book told him enough.

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A/N: COMPLETE! AND THERE WILL BE NO SEQUEL! IT JUST WOULD RUIN THE WHOLE STORY! JA NE!