Disclaimer: I do not own YYH or anything like that. This is a collection of short stories I thought were hilarious and felt that the gang would probably end up in a similar scenario. I want to thank the people who made up these stories/jokes and let me use them! I give you all the credit for these stories! Enjoy!

Collection of Short Stories: Chp. 1

Story 1: Puzzles

Yusuke and Kurama were relaxing on the school roof, watching the clouds roll by. "This is serene, isn't it, Yusuke?", Kurama said. "Um…right", Yusuke said, not sure of what serene meant. Just then, Kuwabara charged in, holding a jigsaw puzzle. "Guys! Guys! I've made a world record!", he shouted excitedly. "Congratulations, Kuwabara", Kurama said. "I don't believe it! What did you do!", Yusuke said doubtfully. Kuwabara held up his puzzle. "I solved this puzzle in only six days!", he said proudly. "So?", Yusuke said. Kuwabara scoffed and said, "The box said 4-5 years!".

Story 2: Grapes

Jin loved to visit Gen Kai because of her delicious treats she makes for him. But one day, he went to her home and asked for something different. "You got any grapes?", Jin asked. "No, why would I?", she asked. Jin shrugged and flew off. A day later, he came back and asked for grapes again. "I don't have any!", Gen Kai said. So Jin repeated this ritual for two weeks, when Gen Kai finally became annoyed. "Look! I didn't have grapes yesterday, last week, or today! And I definitely wont have any tomorrow! If you ask me for grapes ONE more time, I'll nail your feet to the floor!", she roared at him. Disappointed, Jin flew away, but he returned the next day. "Hello, Gen Kai! Do you have any nails?", he asked. "No, I'm sorry", she said. "Oh,"Jin said, "Do you have any grapes?".

Story 3: Magical Wish

One day, down in the mystical forest, a magical frog was hopping towards a water hole. The forest was so enormous that the frog had never laid eyes on another person before.

But today, by chance Kuwabara was chasing after Hiei (like he could get caught).
The frog called for the two to stop and said, "Because you are the only two people I have seen, I will grant both of you three wishes. Kuwabara, you can go first."

He thought for a moment, and being the male he was, said, "I wish for all the humans in this town, apart from me, to be female."
For his wish, Hiei asked for a crash helmet, and immediately put it on. Kuwabara was amazed at the stupidity of Hiei, wasting his wish like that.

It was the Kuwabara's second turn for a wish. "Well, I wish that all the humans in the next town were female as well."
Hiei asked for a motorcycle and immediately hopped on it and roared the engine.

Kuwabara was shocked that the demon was asking for such idiotic items, because after all, he could have asked for money and bought the bike.

For the last wish Kuwabara thought for a while and then said, "I wish that all the humans in the world, apart from me, were female."
Hiei grinned, roared the engine, and said, "I wish that Kuwabara was gay."

Story 4: Tricky Students

Kuwabara and Yusuke had a week of exams coming up. They decided to party instead. Their biggest exam was on Wednesday, and they showed up telling the professor that their car had broken down the night before due to a very flat tire and they needed a bit more time to study.

The professor told them that they could have another day to study. That evening, both of the boys crammed all night until they were sure that they knew just about everything.

Arriving to class the next morning, each boy was told to go to two separate classrooms to take the exam. Each boy just shrugged and went to the two different parts of the building.
As each sat down, they read the first question.

"For 5 points, explain the contents of an atom."

At this point, they both thought that this was going to be a piece of cake, and answered the question with ease. Then, the test continued.

"For 95 points, tell me which tire it was"

Story 5: Rinku's list of annoying things to do in an elevator! (Thanx to my friends for helping me with this list! .)

1.Make race car noises when people get on and off.
2.Blow your nose and offer to show the contents of your kleenex to other passengers.
3.Grimace painfully while slapping your forehead and muttering, "Shut up dammit, all of you just SHUT UP!"
4.Whistle the first 7 notes of "It's a Small World" incessantly.
5.Sell Girl Scout Cookies.
6.On a long ride, sway side to side at the natural frequency of the elevator.
7.Shave.
8.Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside ask, "Got enough air in there?"
9.Offer name tags to everyone getting on the elevator. Wear yours upside-down.
10.Stand silent and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off.
11.When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to pull the doors open, then act embarrassed when they open by themselves.
12.Lean over to another passenger and whisper, "Ever had a Wet Willy?"
13.Greet everyone getting on the elevator with a warm handshake and ask them to call you "Admiral."
14.Sing Barney songs
15.On the highest floor, hold the door open and demand that it stay open until you hear the penny you dropped down the shaft go "plink" at the bottom.
16.Do Tai Chi exercises.
17.Stare, grinning, at another passenger for a while, and then announce: "I've got new socks on."
18.When at least 8 people have boarded, moan from the back, "Oh, not now, damn motion sickness!"
19.Sing "Oops I did it again"
20.Meow occasionally.
21.Bet the other passengers you can fit a quarter in your nose.
22.Frown and mutter, "Gotta go, gotta go," then sigh and say, "oops!"
23.Show other passengers a wound and ask if it looks infected.
24.Sing "Mary Had a Little Lamb" while continuously pushing buttons.
25.Holler, "Chutes away!" whenever the elevator descends.
26.Walk on with a cooler that says "Human Head" on the side.
27.Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce, "You're one of THEM!" and move to the far corner of the elevator.
28.Burp, then say, "Mmmmm...tasty!"
29.Leave a box between the doors.
30.Ask each passenger getting on if you can push the button for them.
31.Wear a hand puppet and talk to the other passengers "through" it.
32.Start a sing-along.
33.When the elevator is silent, look around and ask, "Is that your beeper?"
34.Play the accordion.
35.Shadow box.
36.Say, "Ding!" at each floor (works best if you start from the top floor).
37.Lean against the button panel.
38.Say, "I wonder what all these do?" and then push ALL the red buttons.
39.Listen to the elevator walls with a stethoscope.
40.Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers that this is your "personal space."
41.Bring a chair along.
42.Take a bite of a sandwich and ask another passenger, "Wanna see wha in muh mouf?"
43.Blow spit bubbles.
44.Pull your gum out of your mouth in long strings.
45.Announce in a demonic voice, "I must find a more suitable host body."
46.Carry a blanket a clutch it protectively.
47.Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.
48.Wear "X-Ray Specs" and leer suggestively at other passengers.
49.Stare at your thumb and say, "I think it's getting bigger."
50.Give random people annoying pet names like "Boo-boo" or "Lovey-Dovey-Snugglykins"