Title: Oro's and Jirai's daily interaction.

Disclaimer where I shall tell you that I do not own the anime and manga of Naruto:

I do not own Naruto, end of story.

Warnings: Humor and threats and more humor and since you know this is humor, please do not take the content seriously. If this fan fiction displeases you in any way or form, please do not sue because this is just purely fictional.

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Orochimaru was brushing his hair.

Jiraiya who had stumbled on this sight blinked his wide eyes once and twice, rubbed them thoroughly and stared at the scene again.

"Y…you are b…br...brushing your hair." He stuttered, feeling incredulous.

Orochimaru raised an eyebrow.

"Yes. I am brushing my hair" He confirmed.

"Y…you are Brushing your hair" Jiraiya repeated dumbly.

"Yes, I would be aware of what I am doing, wouldn't I?" Orochimaru answered in a tone similar to one a parent would use when explaining something to a child.

"Y…you are BRUSHING your hair!" The emphasis was clearly on the 'brushing' part.

"And what is wrong with my brushing of hair? Normal people are known to want to keep their hair in a decent state of tidiness. Although I know you do not adhere to such, with your unruly bunch of straw for hair that leaves much to be desired, there is no need to patronize one who practices normalcy!" Orochimaru finally snapped. He was not known for his patience and pleasant words.

"Uh…it's just that it is so girly. Guys only comb but girls BRUSH." Came Jiraiya's intelligent reply.

"…and if you had wished so badly for castration, why don't you just say so?" Orochimaru sweetly asked.

"See? Even your threats are feminine. Only a GIRL would say something like that."

Jiraiya finds that he would not be able to ask what training Orochimaru did to increase his speed or what conditioner he uses to keep his hair shiny and soft-looking as he is too busy protecting his potency by escaping the clutches of a furious Orochimaru who had a butcher knife in his hands.

…How on earth did he get one in the first place?

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The fin-line divider is made up of many snake eyes. Stare and be petrified…

Author's note: I really want this fiction to be shonen-ai with the pairing Orochimaru and Jiraiya together but I came up with this. Still I hope it let you readers have a good laugh, or at least feel amused andmake your day seem brighter.(smiles)

Aside note. I am searching for stories containing the pairings, Orochimaru X Jiraiya and I would really appreciate it if anybody tells me where to find them.

Please read and review this fan fiction too.