REWRITE 11

Olivia Benson woke up with a sense of excitement in her veins. She could feel….nothing. She sat up quickly and looked at the empty space next to her in the bed.

"That's funny " she thought, "What happened to Jonny Depp? I do enjoy those dreads, his sword, OH his sword!"

Suddenly, the door to the bedroom burst opened and she looked up in shock.

There framed in the doorway were the 2 women she had killed several chapters ago.

"You two?" she shouted in shock, "B..b..but your dead!"

"Hah," laughed the younger one, "Think again Sunshine. We are BACK"

"That's impossible" snorted Liv, "you were both dead"

"Ah yes" crowed the teenager, "But you, Miss Detective of the Year, FORGOT TO SAVE. Therefore, you lost EVERYTHING that happened from just before you came out of the bedroom and shot us. SO THERE"

"Yeah, SO THERE" echoed the other, "And that, Miss-I'm-so-picky-Benson, means that you are in BIG trouble"

"Oh, right" snarled Liv, "What are you gonna do to me this time…..marry me off to Cragen, put me in bed with the Medical Examiner. There is NOTHING, you hear me, NOTHING that you could do to me now that is worse than what you've already done"

"Oh yeah" laughed the teenager evilly. She looked at Liv. "Why don't you check your closet, Oh Fussy One"

Liv heard the other woman snicker.

"Why, is there a dead body in there" Liv asked with a raised eyebrow.

"Just check it" the older woman said, "And Oh my God, I cannot wait to see your face"

Olivia climbed out of bed, and suddenly noticed she wore bright green pyjamas. She had a brief thought of "That's odd" and then approached the closet with trepidation

She stood before it, her hand on the door knob. She braced herself, then flung the door open and looked inside.

"Oh my God' she whispered in horror. It was worse than she ever could have imagined. There in her closet hung the green coat, the striped jacket, the knee-length boots, the batman costume, the My Little Pony outfit!

"Oh my God" she repeated, "NOooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo. You evil, EVIL women. How could you do this. How could you give me……Novak's clothes" Liv burst into tears and the women began laughing uproariously.

"That'll teach you to kill us"

"Yeah, that'll teach you"

They threw their arms around each other and turned to leave the room, still chuckling.

Suddenly, their path was blocked by a smiling Elliott Stabler.

"Hey, ladies" he said smugly.

"How did you get in this chapter Elliott" asked the older woman, "We didn't write you in"

Elliott's blue eyes twinkled and he smiled broadly, "No, no you didn't, but I did"

Olivia had stopped her blubbering, and glanced up at Elliott, a faint sense of hope enveloping her.

"That's impossible" retorted the younger woman, "Just impossible"

Elliott leaned against the doorway and crossed his arms. "No it's not, because here I am." "you see," El explained "I hacked into your computer and changed the storyline. Any second now, the room will be full of cops, and they're gonna arrest you and put you in handcuffs for the rest of your lives and neither of you will be allowed near a computer again"

Before he had finished speaking, the room was indeed filled with cops, and the 2 women were dragged off in cuffs.

Olivia leapt up and embraced Elliott, kissing him all over his face in gratitude, "Oh Thank you El, Thank You soooooo very much for saving me from a fate worse than death"

El hugged her back, "Olivia" he said softly, "I couldn't let them do THAT to you. I mean, Novak's clothes. They are the worst crime in the whole of FVU."

"FVU?" Liv asked.

"Yeah. Fashion Victims Unit."
"Ohhh that explains it." She chuckled softly and gazed up at her hero, "So what happens now," she asked softly, noticing that Elliott had not yet let her go.

"Well, I made a few changes in other storylines too." El admitted

Liv gazed into his beautiful blue eyes, "Like what?" she asked. She suddenly became aware that Elliott was caressing her back.

"Well, for starters, I changed my marital status"

"So you and Kathy are divorced?" queried Liv.

"No,' El replied, there never was a Kathy. "In my story, I have no wife, no kids, and you are crazy about me"

"I am!" yelped Liv. She looked up at Elliott, still in his arms, realization hitting her.

She smiled broadly, "Oh yeah, I am"

They kissed passionately and Elliott pushed her towards the bed.

"So, how long does this chapter go for," Liv asked when she was finally able to take a breath.

Elliott stared into hers eyes, "Forever, Liv, it goes on forever"

End.

A/N: FiremanSam'saHottie co-wrote this, so BIG hugs to her, applause applause.