Disclaimer: I do not own the X-men, GI-Joe, or any insane references to several shows I have in this. Furthermore, the one who decided to merge GI-Joe and X-men and create the Misfits using the Brotherhood is not me. It's Red Witch. (Grin)

Hawk sighed as he walked down the hallway. He blinked as Beach Head passed him holding a Teddy Bear.

"That's a good boy, Sgt. Snuffles… we'll go get some nice pancakes and chocolate pudding, then we'll decide how to take over the base using shaving cream, yes we will." He cackled madly.

"Ok, that was weird."

Shipwreck stumbled by with a dazed look.

"What happened?"

"Whatever you do General, don't go to The Pit." He continued to stagger on his way.

Hawk walked into the Pit and saw something that would scar him for life. "What the…"

The triplets, Wanda, and Althea were dressed up in weird costumes. Daria waved. "Hi General, I'm Sailor Mercury." She pointed at Quinn. "She's Sailor Mars, and Brittany is Sailor Pluto."

Wanda glared. "Don't even ask me why I'm involved in this. I'm Venus."

Althea waved. "I'm Sailor Moon" Then she grabbed a hopping Todd in a tuxedo and black mask. "And this is my Main Squeeze, Tuxedo Mask. Together we will…"

Hawk backed up slowly. "Please don't say it…"

Althea frowned. "Fine, be that way."

Fred walked by in a Godzilla costume, roaring all the way.

Lance and Pietro were off to the side wearing Pirate costumes and dueling with The Blind Master and Low Light who were wearing British sailor costumes.

"Avast."

Pietro grinned. "Or don't."

Lance glared. "That's not what you're supposed to say."

"Really?"

Hawk glared. "How much coffee did you have!"

Quinn shuffled a foot along the floor. "Only two pots each."

The Blind Master spoke up. "Don't look at me, I'm just Captain Bligh."

Hawk groaned. "Where are Storm Shadow and the rest of you lunatics?"

Low Light shrugged. "Who knows. I think they said something about debating the finer points of Jean torture."

"Oh no…"

Spyder, Xi, and Arcade appeared inside the mansion.

Bobby yelled. "Get off of me!"

Arcade held out a device. "No intelligent life forms detected captain. It's illogical."

Ice started to form around them. "I'll give you illogical!"

(ZAP) "Then again… a nap sounds fine, Daddy. Can I have some milk?"

Roadblock and CoverGirl appeared next to them. "What are you three doing? It's not time to be annoying."

Jean and Scott walked in and paused. "What the…"

Spyder and Xi started yelling at each other.

"Scott Season!"

"Jean Season!"

"Scott Season!"

"Scott Season!"

"Jean Season! Fire!"

Scott and Jean screamed as they were covered in pies and whipped cream.

Roadblock grabbed all of them and slowly backed up. "Maybe it's time to leave, before we come to grief." Then they teleported out of the mansion.

Scott blinked. "Ok…"

Bobby groaned. "Where are the butterflies?"

"What?"

BA stood with Hawk at the mass transport Device. "How many times have I told you not to leave the coffee lying around!"

"I'm sorry General…"

Roadblock and the rest teleported in.

Arcade scratched his head. "I think I forgot and left something turned on…"

Kelly screamed as every single appliance in his house went haywire and chased him around. "It's all the mutants fault!"

Duncan screamed as his car dragged him down the road by his shoe.

Storm Shadow stood in the background and laughed maniacally as he controlled the chaos.