Athena's Diary (Encrypted Version)
Bathing wasn't easy let me tell you that. I closed my eyes, and slipped on the wet bathroom floor, oh the pain. Then I got up and hit my head on the sink. Then when I sprayed myself with water with his clothes on it got kinda heavy, so I had to take off that stupid suit. I don't like ties that's for sure and then I realised that I had to get dressed with my eyes closed after I nearly washed up with detergent. Then I found out he had no wearable clothes, except Armani suits, loads of them, except I had to figure that out by stumbling into the closet with a towel around my body. Thank God I know how to dress in the dark by groping around.
Root's a human, I'm just glad Foaly didn't get any grumpier, his face is more sour than a lemon. I can't reveal why he's like this but I can surely say it was a side effect. What kind of robot does this? Might as well tell, they carry certain hormones and chemicals in their mechanical being and this somehow helps them. When they attack they insert some of it but being a greedy creature, it will just insert a little bit before devouring the magic but when it senses something bigger they go after it. Foaly wasn't running hot on magic, but Root was and the nanobots were going to attack Foaly before Root. After injecting these hormones they moved to Root and devoured some magic bits which made him a fairy. We have to return that magic and rid Foaly of the chemicals.
The antidote lies in the North, I have a feeling we might need extra help but right now, I can't put my finger on it. What is it anyway? It's coming to me but I think it's lights out for me. I'm terribly fatigued and caviar tastes horrible and I discovered that escargot is very bland in the Fowl world. Juliet actually thinks I like this stuff. I can understand why Artemis is so moody, his parents weren't around and I'm kinda happy about that. I miss my body, oh well, I can look forward to school tomorrow, I hope.
Artemis' Diary, disc 3 (Encrypted)
Nanobot research is fascinating. Especially these nanobots, they must be one of a kind. Hormones and chemicals being inserted, magic being devoured, indeed it has to be a mystery. I must admit I haven't immersed myself completely in nanotechnology except once when I was about seven. I remember everything I've read but this is most definitely no robot I've seen before as I hate to admit.
Moving on to a different subject, as the other bores me and makes me feel rather moronic, now only do I realise how tiresome bathing is. I'm not as clumsy and I made sure that the floors were covered with rubber flooring but I find it rather difficult to apply soap, especially at the chest area, which of course, is horribly disgusting and perverted if I ever tried to get a proper bath. I labelled the bottles with a special decoding device which allowed me to recognise the correct soaps if anything here was even usable. What in the world does she do with this horribly scented soap? And shampoo to turn you hair blonde? No wait that was a dye she created that she carelessly poured into the bottle. I look terrible, or at least she does, I think. It's rather fitting for her complexion but nevertheless I shall have to create a new colorant for her hair. Disgusting.
Victoria Manor
For once in his life Artemis didn't exactly no what to do. He was sitting in front of the dresser close to an ironic spat with Athena about her ability to keep in control of her items. His hair, or technically her hair was blonde, and it was all her (Athena's)fault. He fingered the hair, measuring it's exact length with his fingers and tangling it into the strands of keratin rather easily. He smiled that vampirish grin. Artemis Fowl had a plan and it had nothing to do with keeping Athena's popularity or her image.
He stole a curling iron easily from Atlanta's room. He curled her long locks after chopping them rather carelessly with a scissors and in this case I have no idea whether I should call it chopping. He made the hair reach closer to her shoulders but the cutting was precise, as if a professional barber had done it. Perhaps even mathematics came in use when it came to cutting locks of hair. He curled Athena's now blonde locks and stared at himself in the mirror. His lips tugged upwards, remembering a warning about an AF formation. He would fulfil that demand if he managed to carve the image of a blonde ditz in the eyes of her peers. He had no idea why he had this craving for something a little less evil than murder, but a whole lot more evil than kidnapping in a girl's perception.
Artemis learned the 'teen' language rather quickly, although he couldn't get the slang just quite right. His version of, "Cool," sounded more like, "cool" as in monotonous, not so excited "cool". He grinned at Athena's new self. High cheek bones enhanced, lips delectable and tempting, purple eyes glowing and blonde locks of hair.
He flicked the nanobot disc into her backpack and turned on all the computers in her room. With a major hook up he would be able to create a nanobot of his own, enough to combat the other anyway.
It was time for school. And Artemis was ready for it.
Did I mention how sorry I was? I'm extremely sorry. I have so much projects and so much to do. Please forgive me, I hope you haven't given up on me yet. pouts Teen Author has the same work, we are friends in real life you see and she has way more work than I do.