DGG: Okay, okay I'm takin' a whack at SFAH! Now hope you like it cuz this may be the last chapter. I got an E-mail threatening to report this story for some violation of the rules. I don't see anything but if you do can ya let me know so I can fix it? I HAVE 33 REVIEWS ON THIS! (Grins) I don't wanna lose it!
The lights come back on and 'ding dong ding!' rang in everyone's ears. "Welcome back to an update for Who's line! The authoress finally got off her lazy butt and wrote this down!" A lightning bolt struck the floor next to Ariel causing her to jump. "Before we begin the authoress has asked Coughmadecough me tell you that her anonymous reviewer Marick'sDarkSlave's sound effects guy will be tied up in the back room for anyone who wishes to terrorize, torture, and/or kill someone or thing. He'll be given to the highest bidder. No one bids He'll be put in the Mary sue fic that is being created as you read this."
"CAN WE GET ON WITH THE SHOW!" some one in the back yelled. Ariel glared at him.
"And now The moment most of you have been waiting for! SCENES FROM A HAT!" Danny, Sam, Tucker and Jake walked up to the stage. Ariel pulled out Tuckers red cap and snatched out a slip of paper.. "First up is. Ghosts that make the box ghost look sinister." Jake stood in front of the audience.
"Danny." He said. Danny glared at him and everyone laughed. Ariel hit the buzzer as Tucker stepped up.
"Casper." Buzzer. Sam stepped up.
"Skeeter." Mild laughter as few members of the audience knew who she was talking about. Buzzer. Danny stood in front to the audience now.
"Um, a dead cricket." Ariel hit the buzzer and read the next one.
"What does Danny think just before he goes ghost?"
"Not again." Sam said grinning. Buzzer and Jake stepped up.
"Who is it this time?" Ariel buzzed him out and Tucker stepped up. He pulled a box out of his pocket, opened it, and a sound came out.
"Cricket, cricket." Ariel hit the buzzer twice and read another strip.
"Ways to make Vlad so angry he pees his pants." Laughter rang though the room. As Danny walked up.
"Out smart him." Buzzer and Sam stepped up.
"Tell him Danny just died." Buzzer and Tucker took her place.
"Tell him the packers are going to lose the super bowl." Some audience members nodded and the buzzer sounded and Jake stepped up.
"Lock him in a small room with The authoresses Dad(1)." Silence and an other audience member was burned into nothing but cinders. Ariel hit the buzzer repeatedly.
"Okay people that's all the time we have. No I'm serious! It's 1:10 AM and The authoress still has to finish her novel project for school due tomorrow. BYE!"
DGG: You want this guy? Or would you rather see him in How to Kill a Mary Sue fic? Vote! If you want him press 1 and your bid! If you'd rather see him in a Sue fic press 2!
(1) My Dad is a HUGE Raider fan. He's a bigger fan of the raiders then Vlad is of the packers.