MCDOOGAL'S AND BURGER STAR
CHAPTER ONE: NO NEED FOR BURGER KING
DISCLAIMER: *SHOOTS ALL LAYWERS* I DON'T OWN. ^_^;

Gene Starwind opened his eyes, closed them, opened them again, closed them- this has been going on for quite a while, now. The red-head was bored. It's been like this everyday of the month.
Him and Jim were looking for the perfect job so they could "make it big". Their debts were sky-rocketing and the electricity had been cut off. The two were surprised they could even afford to keep the company' building.
Why? Jim and Gene were always argueing about "small change". Jim thought that they should take the job, no matter what amount it payed. Gene, well, was the total opposite. He thought they should wait until a job that pays big comes.
Ring, ring. Ring, ring.
"Jim.... you get it...."
Ring, ring.
"But-"
Ring, ring.
"JUST DO IT!"
"Lazy bum,"Jim muttered as he got up from his mini labtop and picked-up the phone.
"Hello, Starwind and Hawking Enterprises,"Jim said in a fake happy voice.
"Um, hello, this is the pre-owner of Burger King,"the guy on the other line said. "I decided to go for a new career, and I need someone to take-over my resturaunt for me."
"How much does it pay?"Gene asked from where he was laying on the couch.
"It pays on whatever the customers give you. Who knows, you might make it big on this resturaunt."
The words 'make it big' was what brought the two's attention. The room was so silent, you could hear a pin drop.
"WE'LL TAKE IT!"Jim yelled, excited.
The ex-owner of Burger King gave the two the address of the resturaunt and hung-up.
"I just noticed something,"Jim said something.
"What?"Gene asked, sitting-up.
"How could our phone have worked if our electricity was cut?"
"I dunno. I didn't write this. Asked the author."

THE NEXT DAY....

Gene, Jim, and Melfina walked into the Burger King. Jim looked out the window and saw a gas-station and a McDonalds. There was hardly anyone on the streets. Well, that's because it Sunday.
"Soooo, what now?"Gene asked.
"Well, duh!"Jim said. "We find more people to work here."
"I can help,"Sazuka entered the resteraunt.
"YOU BEST NOT DO ANYTHING WITHOUT ME!"a voice screeched. There was no mistaking that voice. It was Ashia ClanClan, the Great Annoyer.
"Good, but we need at least one more person,"Jim said.
"How about him?"Gene said.
"If you are talking about who I think your talking about-"
"Oh, c'mon! It will only be until we can find a replacement!"
"Uh-uh! No way!"
"Pleeze?!"Gene then gave Jim "The Look". "The Look" is something that only the hottest Anime guys can do. And Gene just happened to be one of them.
"No.... not 'The Look'! Please no.... oh.... all right! He can work here!"
"Well, it's not like I want that gay freak to,"Gene said. "We just need him so we can make it big."
"Nooooooo.... That will take FOREVER!"

AT SENTINAL THREE....

"So, you want me to work at Burger King, eh?"asked Fred in a serious tone. "OKAY, I'LL DO IT! ANYTHING FOR MY KOI!"
Fred wrapped his arms around Gene in a tight hug.
"Geroff! I fot ur oi!"
"What that?"asked Fred, releasing Gene. "You're going out with Heero Yuy?!"
"NO!"Gene shouted. "He's a boy and too kamikase for me!"
"Oh. Anyways, I'll help you!"

TO
BE
CONTINUED....

KSS: How was that for my first Outlaw Star fanfic?
Neptune: I have to admit that it was good.
KSS: The next chapter is: NO NEED FOR COMPETITION.
Neptune: This is where the McDoogals come in.
KSS: Uh-huh.