Hey there! I felt kinda bad not updating my other fic, ya know? So…I decided to tease ya with another! Ha, ha! Sorry guys. Yaoi kami has no mercy. But I 33(heart) ya guys. Kiss, Kiss.

Rating: R (Why are my fics all R-rated?)

Disclaimer: I'm tired of this disclaimer shit! I don't own the fucking Naruto show or its fucking characters! Anyone who hasn't figured that out is a shit head! Sorry guys! I'm kinda in that time of the month. ; I'm very emotional right now.

Summary: Kakashi has just discovered an important part of himself and his friend takes him out for a little fun. What happens when he finds one of his most important students working at a strip bar?

Warning: Yaoi! Slash! Shonen-ai! Go back now if you don't like it!

Beta: IceHeart, you kick ass!

Inspiration: Shi-chan! I think you are so cool! Please read my story! You are the sole reason I started writing yaoi!

Symbols:

Thoughts:…:

Change of scenes . … .

Point of View . POV .

Authoress: "Oh man…I hope this reaches shi-chan…"

Naruto: "What is your deal with shi-chan!"

Authoress throws death glare at Naruto: "Shi-chan happens to be one of the best authors ever! I sooooo want her review!"

Sasuke: ;;

Authoress: "What made you decide to show up all of a sudden?"

Sasuke pulls out "toy" and grabs Naruto and drags him away: "You never finished that scene."

Naruto: "HELP!"

Authoress: "OH SHIT! That's right! I didn't! You guys! I don't know how to put my full story on MediaMiner!"

Don't Stoop This Low

It was there since he was little. Not that it was noticeable, but there was always a doubt in his young mind. Not having parents around to protect him or teach him what was normal or not, exposed him to so much. He saw so many things in his young life that by the time he was five, he knew all the names of the drugs out there by heart and how to use them. Not that he ever tried them. No, not Kakashi. Back to the point…Kakashi preferred men. Yep, he was gay. What's more, no one knew, except maybe for Raido who he had also discovered shared the same preference. But Raido was much too childish to accept the seriousness of his situation. How would the village of Konoha act if they find out one of their best ninja was a big, fat fairy? His only comfort was his issues of "Come, Come Paradise". Even then he changed the roles to fit his own preference and masturbated to his own dirty fantasies. Yes it was pathetic; who would've ever guessed that was what lay under the mysterious man's skin.

Anyway, Raido decided to help Kakashi deal with his insecurity by taking him out for his birthday that night. Unfortunately, when they got to their destination, it wasn't exactly some small ramen stand.

"A…gay bar…?" Kakashi's visible eye widened as he looked the bright-lighted building up and down. "What…why are you doing this to me!" The cool expression on Kakashi's face disappeared and he turned around to flee when Raido grasped him by his arm, firmly holding him in place.

"Stay! Hold it! Come on Kakashi-Sensei…it isn't something to be ashamed of. You were born this way!" Raido wrapped his arm around his companion's shoulder, "If you hide this all your life, you're never going to have any fun."

"Yeah, right! I can hear it now! The taunting and the 'Oh my God, there goes the fairy we all trusted with our lives! We're all doomed!'" Kakashi threw Raido's arm off of him and tried to run again only to be tackled from behind and bound tightly with rope.

"Kakashi-chan," Raido smiled, "There's this new dancer here and he's supposed to be the best! He's amazing! Come on!" He yanked a thrashing Kakashi into the building, smiling broadly.

"Raido! You baka! Let me go right now! Damn it!" Kakashi swung his legs, missing Raido's head by an inch. It was over. He lost. He felt his stomach knot up as he was dragged farther into the club. The lights were so bright and the music was so loud he couldn't hear Raido speaking to him at all. Plus…he had never seen so many men all in one place in his life. Not even at the bath house.

"Yeah. I know. I felt the same way when I first came here," Raido cried over the loud music, "I was very nervous. I even wanted to leave but…well…," he blushed, "I left home with a friend."

The silver-haired Jounin stared at him silently for a while, Raido paying no attention to that curious face looking at him; suddenly he realized that Raido had gone through the exact same thing. The same insecurity Kakashi felt when he discovered himself and unlike him, Raido had no one to turn to. There was no one to help him but here he was, helping Kakashi get a start. He looked at the floor sadly as he was dragged along, "Raido…you can let me go now."

Raido stopped and looked back at him, "You won't run?"

Kakashi watched all the men walk past him, whispering and giggling at him, some winking. Before he could change his mind, he answered, "Yes. I won't run. I'm willing to give this a try." Raido smiled and unbound Kakashi from his ropes. Kakashi rubbed his arms, "Maybe I should've changed before coming here…"

The smile on Raido's face broadened, "Don't worry, you look fine. Besides, I don't think anyone else in here cares. You've got a lot of 'the eyes' on you right now, Kakashi. I'm jealous."

"Shut up before I change my mind." Kakashi blushed.

"Okay then. Why don't you find us a table and I'll get us some sake or something?" Raido offered and demanded at the same time as he nudged Kakashi away.

"Fine, fine! Don't push!" Kakashi scolded and walked away across the dance room. He turned his head behind him just to watch Raido disappear towards the bar and continued to search out a chair for him and his comrade. A couple nearly knocked him down as he made his way to a far vacant table and received a few "looks" from others. He wouldn't have allowed those pinches and squeezes on his ass if he knew who had done them. As soon as he got to the table, he let out a sigh of relief and leaned against it.

"Hey, handsome. Come here alone?" An alto-thick voice nearly whispered behind him.

Kakashi nearly jumped, he turned around to face one of the most gorgeous men he'd ever seen. His long black hair draped his shoulders and his lightning blue eyes burned through him with such intensity, his skin like milk and rock-hard chest (whatever he could see clearly seen through his shirt) connected to a tiny waist. Sadly, like all dreams, were too good to be true. This man only seemed interested in one thing. Kakashi blushed and frowned, staring the man down, "No, I happen to have brought a friend."

"A friend? Just a 'friend' right? You sure I wouldn't be interrupting anything if I just kinda…," he wrapped and arm around Kakashi's waist, "stole ya away for just a bit?"

Kakashi threw off his arm, snarling, "You sure are charming! Why don't you go crawl under a rock and die?"

"And you sure are feisty. Looks like I got myself quite a catch." The other man smirked and caught Kakashi by his shoulders.

"Let go!" Kakashi grabbed the man's arm and made to snap it in half when someone else pulled him away.

"You heard him! Beat it!" Raido growled and pushed the ebony-haired man to the floor.

They watched the man struggle on the floor before getting up and muttering under his breath, "Didn't look like he was worth anything, anyway…"

Raido yelled after him, "Keep walking!"

Kakashi plopped down on a chair and buried his head in his arms, exasperated. The night wasn't exactly turning out to be one of the best experiences of his life. All he wanted to do was go home and read his novels. He had gotten by just fine with those. He didn't need love. He never needed it when he was little and never needed it then. If only he could make everyone else see that.

Raido saw the frustration in his friend and placed a hand on Kakashi's back, "Its ok, buddy. Things will look up. Here, I got you some sake. Drink up. The show is about to start." He placed the rice wine in front of Kakashi and watched as the Jounin finished it off in one swig.

"Thanks. Do you think you can get me another?" Kakashi shoved his glass towards Raido who had just taken a seat.

Raido sighed and heaved himself out of his seat, "Fine. Be right back."

Kakashi looked after him and smiled sadly. Raido was so good to him and always tried to make him feel good. Even though it never worked. Suddenly the lights faded, the brightest light focused on stage and everyone returned to their seats. The dark pupils dilated as they tried to focus on stage and a booming voice bounced of the walls, "All of those who wish for excitement, well here it is…..our very own animal of the dark, mystic dancer of this stage, our very own gypsy…The Demon, Kitsune!" Music played and the purple beads on stage parted as a dark figure in a black cloak and fox mask slid out. There was still utter silence out in the audience as the man on the walk made his way out toward the center.

As the music picked up the pace he tossed his cloak to the side and all the men whooped at once. The tiny shorts he had on strained against him, being as tight as they were, and looked as if he bent over they would tear. He swayed his hips and gave a bum wiggle, running his hands through his golden hair, letting it spill slowing down to his shoulders. Kakashi's swallowed thickly. Who was this man? He'd never felt like this before. He felt himself growing hard and shifted in his seat, hoping to relieve the strain. The man on stage slipped his hands under his tiny tank top, still moving to the music, rubbing his nipples under the tight fabric, as if pleasuring himself. He moved his mask up just barely so they could see his tongue slip out and lick his lips. He grabbed for one of the poles and wrapped his leg around it, sliding to the floor as he thrusted against it. Kakashi's face turned beet red and he almost moaned aloud, not that anyone would have heard him amongst all those who were screaming.

A cry escaped those lips on stage and he lay on the floor, touching himself all over. Everything froze and he slowly got to his knees. He crawled towards the front of the stage, his tongue hanging out like a dog's in heat. The men closest to the stage reached out to touch the beauty but he only smirked mischievously and wagged his finger at them. 'Kitsune' smiled and sat back, opening his legs wide and letting them have a glance at the bulge in his shorts. He teased them and swung his right leg over his left, covering up his private area. He got to his knees again and reached over to one of the young men and took his sake. He drank from the glass and kept most of the drink in his cheeks before he moved into kiss the man, letting the sake pass from his mouth to the other, some of it dripping down his chin. The silver-haired jounin felt a twinge of jealousy and grit his teeth.

'Kitsune' stood up and moved back to the middle of the stage, wiggling his hips to the music. He removed his tiny shorts, sliding them down milky thighs, a black thong covering what was wanted to be seen most, and slipped off his top feeling the sweat on his chest as he did so. He licked his sweaty lips under that mask, still swaying to the music, he places a hand on his obvious lust, stroking it gently, bringing more cries from the crowd. More moans came from that pretty mouth and he slipped a finger under the string of his thong. He looked to the crowd in guidance and they all urged him on. He smiled and walked back to the curtain, wiggling his hips in a tease, parting the curtains and looked back, blowing them a kiss as the music slowly faded. People with jeers came through, collecting the cash for 'Kitsune's offering, to keep him happy and he will keep his audience happy.

He had disappeared behind the beaded curtain but the effect of his dance on Kakashi was still there. The red tint on Kakashi's face seemed to have stained his face and his erection had lasted longer than any other he'd ever had. Who was this 'Demon'? How did he affect him so greatly? His thoughts were interrupted by a tap on his shoulder, his head snapped up, "What!"

Raido looked at him a bit surprise then smiled, "So…how'd you like the new guy? Fucking orgasmic, isn't he? And that's not all of your gift! It's time for part two! Now don't refuse! I spent two months salary on it. It doesn't seem that this special comes cheap."

Kakashi eyed Raido, "What are you talking about?"

Raido grabbed him by his arm, "Hurry! I only paid for a short while!"

"Raido!"

They went far into the back of the club, into a small room lit only by a faint lantern. The state of the room didn't make Kakashi feel anymore at ease. There was but one small chair in the middle of the room and glittered stars made the room sparkle with silver. It all of a sudden dawned on Kakashi…

"Raido! No way! I am not going to go this far!" He tore his arm from Raido's grip and gave his friend a dirty look.

His companion just gave him a small wave of his hand, "Come on. I told you that I won't accept no for an answer. It's fun and even if it isn't the real thing, it still feels pretty damn good." That face never seemed to stop smiling.

"You're dirty, you know that Raido?"

A slight chuckle and Raido pushed him into the chair and walked out of the room, "Yeah, I know! And while you're in here, I'll be out there grabbing as much hot ass as I can."

He was gone and Kakashi was alone, his heart pounding uncontrollably. :But why should I be nervous? I mean, who will know? It's not like these guys go out and tell their friends "hey! Guess whose lap I sat in today?" No, that'll just be plain stupid. Just don't think…relax.: He tried to control the rhythm of his breathing but his face wouldn't change into its normal color again. He gripped the arms of his chair so hard, his knuckle turned white and his palms were sweating like crazy. He heard the slight tapping of someone's feet, as if they were trying to slip in as quietly as they could, though he couldn't decipher from which direction they were coming from. The room was surrounded by bead curtains like that on the stage and from there he couldn't see for it was so dark.

He felt arms wrap around his shoulders and his breath hitched. Slow exhalations tickled his ear and a strange aroma of plums filled the air. "What's your pleasure?" It whispered, sending a shiver down his spine. The figure came around to the front to look at his face, running his hand lightly over his shoulder as he did. Kakashi's ribs nearly cracked. It was 'Kitsune'. The 'Kitsune's face twitched under the mask, "Kakashi-Sensei!"

:What: He recognized the voice, "Naruto!"

"I'm sorry!" Naruto cried from under the fox mask and back into the dark room, crashing through the beads.

Kakashi got up from his chair, running after the blonde, "Naruto! Wait!"

Authoress: "Left ya with a somewhat cliff hanger, man! Sorry! I love you guys!

Naruto-Gang: "………………….." (crickets chirping)

Authoress: "Where'd they go? Better look for them. Anyway, sorry guys and could you give me any info on how to put my stories on mediaminer? Sorry, I'm still kinda new to this.

Review and I will write…