Title: Titans Vs Lj

Disclaimers: alas, I don't own teen titans. I offered them three bucks but they turned me down. Go figure?

Second disclaimers: has some foul language…….you have been warned.

Summary: the city holds a contest in which kids buy some ravioli (sp?) and enter the code in order to win a chance to live with the titans for a week. What happens when my brother, a spoiled, pig-headed, troublesome brat, wins? Will the titans save their selves, and their sanity? Or will lj do what many villains can only dream of, and cause the teen titans to fall?

Chapter 1: Wahoo! Finally done!

Cyborg looked at Beast Boy with tired eyes and sighed. Their city was holding this stupid contest in which the winner would be able to stay with the titans for a week. For three whole months they had been at it! Typing in names and phone numbers into the computer that would pick out a winner after it was all done.

So that's what he and Cyborg was doing right now; entering names into the database. Beast Boy would call out the name and number, while Cyborg would type them in.

"Brianna Marie Johnson. Phone number is 555-657-5335." (A/n: I don't know whose phone numbers they are, I just made them up. So don't blame me if you decide to give it a try and end up calling some guy in Japan or something )

Cyborg looked at him wearily. "Why the fuck did she put her whole name in there!"

"I don't know! Maybe she was —just—just type the damn thing!"

Sure, their language was a bit…..crude….but they had been going at this for the entire weekend, without sleep! They were a bit cranky, okay?

"Do I put in her middle name too? Or do I just—"

"I don't care! Just type the damn thing already!"

Cyborg rolled his eyes but did as he was told. Sheesh, bb, pmsin' are we? I knew that datin' raven had to have SOME side affects… but this is ridiculous!

He typed in the name and waited for bb to fish out another one. In the past weekend, he had seen so many off names…..he and bb nearly laughed their heads off of one….it was a Spanish one or something…..but he was too tired to think of it now….

The sound of keys on the key board clicking was like a lullaby, slowly sending him into a light sleep….

"Dude, don't you DARE fall asleep on me! I am not doing this by myself!" yelled a somewhat ticked off bb. Cyborg sighed and opened his eyes up. "Call the next one."

"Emily Lemoyne……"

Emily Lemoyne……he silently chanted to himself as he typed in the name. (A/n: I'm gonna skip out on the phone numbers. Don't feel like making up any now…..)

"Mark DuPont….."

Mark DuPont…..

"Lenny Wayne……"

Lenny Wayne……………

"That's it, there aren't any more…."

That's it there aren't any—

"What?" Cyborg shouted out. Bb's eyes widen as he realizes what he said.

"We're done. We're done. We're done!"

then in a sing-song voice the boys begin to sing:

"We're done! We're done! So now we're singing this song! We're done; we're done, so now we're singing this song!"

They began laughing uncontrollably, causing the other titans to rush in and wonder what's wrong.

"Titans, what's the trouble!" robin barked out. (A/n: don't ya just hate it when he says that! I know I do….)

bb smiled and said, "we're done! we're finally finished with that stupid contest thing!"

Raven rolled her eyes. "Great. So why don't you two block-heads see who the winner is already?" she asked in her usual emotionless tone. Cyborg sighed and pushed enter.

Winner: Lj Anthony

Address: blah blach blach………

Beast Boy and Cyborg gaped at the screen. That was the VERY first name they had typed in! They typed in nearly fifty thousand names for nothing! bb and Cy anime fall

Raven sighed. "I'll go call the parents…."

Robin nodded. "Oh, raven, where's starfire? I haven't seen her since I bought her those new pairs of tennis shoes…."

Raven glares at the boy wonder before smacking him on the head. Hard.

"Ow! What the hell was that for?"

"Go in Starfire's room and you'll find out…."

Starfire's room

Robin opened up her door to find and bruised star with shoes on the wrong feet and the laces were tied to her ankles. He sighed. "I just HAD to buy her those tennis shoes….."

Hey, I know they first chapter is kind of boring, but then again, the first ones usually are. The next one will be more funny, I promise.

Summary for next chapt: you're worst nightmare.

"My son won?"

Cy nods then begins his speech.

"Yes. I know you might have a little trouble sending him with us but rest assured—"

A sleeping bag and book sack come flying at him

"Are you kidding! Take him! Heck—keep him!"

Soon the little kid is out and as the door slams, they hear the mother's voice screaming through the door.

"I'm freeeeeeeeeee! Waaaaaaaaaaaahoooooooooo!"

All the titans (except raven) gulp. Just what had they gotten themselves into?

RR please!

Oh and pairings will be as followed:

Star/rob

Rae/bb

Cy/lj……just kidding! I think I'll leave the last two guys alone. I dunno…..tell me what you think in the reviews!