Satou: Welcome to my 6-ish fan fic nya! I am Satou, your Authoress!
Kish: -presses a fast forward button and watches Satou ramble like a chipmunk-presses play- Now. Who'd you pair me up with this time?
Satou: Mint.
Mint&Kisshu: -die-
Ichigo: -watches- There goes my best friend and the love of my life...
Satou: -smirk- What did I just hear you say?
Ichigo: N-Nothing!
Satou: Love of your life? Could this be Kisshu?
Ichigo: N-No! xx;
Satou: Then it was Minto-is slapped by Minto-
Minto: I can't believe you even considered that! o,0; Of course it's Kisshu!
Kish: -kisses Ichigo and is slapped- ...Ow...
Satou: Look who's back from the dead.
Kish: -glares-Now. Who am I paired up with?
Satou: Try reading the fan fic description. Yes. The little word "Kishichigo" means something. It's call listing the couples in your story.
Kish: -snaps fingers- So now I don't have to go read every fiction to find ones about me and Ichigo. I can avoid Ichigo/Masaya fluff!
Satou: -nods- Good boy. Now, let's begin the story nya! This story takes place sometime after Mew Pudding's Mew Aqua but before Mew Lettuce's nyan. Deep Blue-sama has yet to appear nyan.
Chapter 1
"So... You've collect all the Mew Aqua?"
"Of course I did, Pie. I wouldn't dream of doing this unless I had the Mew Aqua."
"Oh how I doubt that, Kishu. You're always doing things without permission."
"Do not. Name one time."
"You gave Mew Ichigo a chance to get the Mew Aqua when we attack Tokyo Tower."
"..."
"You woke her up from her dream..." (Episode 39)
"Ok fine, you've made your point."
It was a slightly average day on the spaceship, save the fact the aliens were about to succeed at their final plan. Oh yes, I hate to say that they really were about to win. They had tons of Mew Aqua and now only needed to wipe the Earth clean of all humans. Then they'd use the Mew Aqua to make Earth beautiful again and start from scratch.
Kishu sighed and peered out one of the windows at the beautiful blue planet. He only needed one more thing and this would be perfect.
"Hey Kishu!" Taruto called as he appeared next to the older alien "Deep Blue-sama said it was ok."
"Hmm?"
"It's ok. He said we can all go save whatever we want before we destroy everything."
Kishu's golden eyes brightened and he jumped to his feet. Taruto couldn't help but hop back in surprise as his older friend grinned brightly and teleported away.
"What's gotten into him?" Pie asked miserably when the last of Kishu's teleportation ripples faded away.
"It's called love. It's something that idiot can't get off his mind." Taruto muttered in disgust as he got ready to teleport away as well.
"Where are you going?" Pie asked.
"We've only got a couple hours left before we need to put the plan into action. I think I'll go get some candy drops and a couple pets..." Taruto replied cheerfully before teleporting away as well. Pie rolled his eyes and then teleported away too. He had some things he wanted to get as well.
"What do you mean you won't give me some candy!" Taruto demanded as he pointed accusingly at the candy shop owner "You won't have any use for it in a few hours."
"I'm sorry, young man, but I do not give boys free candy." Snapped the candy shop owner in reply "Please leave or bring some money."
"I don't have any money!"
"Maybe your parents will have some...?"
"I don't have any parents!"
"Then leave."
Taruto stomped his foot and got ready to summon a Kirema Anima but then he heard a voice that sent made him shiver.
"Konnichiwa na no da! Can Purin buy some candy na no da!"
Taruto turned around, blushing madly, and noticed Purin was holding her purse and had a huge smile on her face.
"Purin wants to reward Heicha and her brothers for doing well in school."
"Why, hello, Purin."
"Hello, Miss. Candy-shop-owner na no da!"
"Working hard?"
"Hai na no da! Purin made no money today, though, na no da..."
"Oh... Here, take some candy for free. You always work so hard."
"WTF!" Taruto screeched "You're giving HER free candy! I work hard too!"
Purin turned around and then giggled. the candy shop owner began bagging some sweets for Purin and then the monkey girl hugged Taruto.
"TARU-TARU NA NO DA!"
"GWACK! GET. OFF. ME!"
"Taru-Taru! Friend na no da!"
"OFF!"
"FRIEND NA NO DA!"
"Oh? Is he a friend of yours, Purin?"
"Hai na no da."
Taruto felt blush creeping up his large ears and shoved Purin off just as she grabbed her candy bag.
"Taru-Taru, were you trying to buy some candy? Let Purin buy you some candy na no da."
"N-No. You don' n-need to!" Taruto protested.
"But I must na no da! Shopkeeper-san, I wanna buy Taruto some candy na no da!"
"Oh... But I'll give some for free if he's your friend, Purin-san."
"Nonsense na no da! Purin must buy her friend's candy na no da!"
"If you really say so... What do you want, young man?"
"Ca-Ca-Can-Candy drops." Taruto stuttered. He couldn't believe Purin was going to buy him some candy. With her own money! She was so poor. He had to admit that he'd be really lonely once this plan was complete and Purin was dead... That is, if she died. Deep Blue had said he could take anything and a Mew Mew was something.
"Uh... Purin?"
"Hai na no da?"
"When we're done want to... Uh... Spend the night...?" Taruto asked, wondering how to get Purin to bring some clothes with her and get on the ship with him. He didn't have any clothes to give her, though he was sure Kishu had some. Kishu had recently robbed an entire clothing shop to get ready for kidnapping his "princess".
"Hai na no da! Oh... But Purin's siblings..."
"They can come too, I guess." Taruto muttered. What was he getting himself into? Did he seriously want to save Purin's life?
"Okies the na no da! Let's go to Purin's house and pack na no da!"
Purin took the bag of candy drops, paid for them, and then dragged Taruto out of the candy shop and down the street to her house. She was so excited about spending the night with her friend. They could watch movies and stay up late and get a sugar high off the candy! It'd be great! Little did she know that this was going to be the most awful day of her entire life.
Meanwhile, Kishu was busy looking for Ichigo. After stalking her for a couple of months he'd realized this was the time of day she worked at the Café with Minto. So that's where he planned to attack and kidnap her. Then he'd take her back to the spaceship and when Earth was destroyed she'd realize the only thing she needed was him and become his bride. It was a fool proof plan! (-cough cough-)
The strawberry haired girl was busy sweeping the front of the Cafe and too deep into her daydreams about Masaya to notice the alien teleport nearby. She only noticed him when he flew over and stole a kiss.
"YOU JERK!" She screamed, now trying to hit Kishu with her broom. But the green haired alien teleported away quickly and appeared behind her, grabbing her arms and holding her still.
"Hello, my sweet lil'Kitten. Working hard, are we?"
"GO AWAY!" Ichigo screamed. Her scream attracted Minto, who had been trying to get a peaceful drink of tea.
"Kishu..." Minto said in a dangerously ticked off voice "Get the heck off my friend."
"Why should I?"
If Kishu had ever seen how seriously ticked off Minto could get, and known that she was upset since Zakuro had been missing for 4 days straight, he'd have known not to make a sarcastic comment and probably have teleported away before hand. But the truth hurts. He didn't. Minto ran forward and punched Kishu in the face, a very effective way to get him to let go of Ichigo. He fell over and Ichigo hurried over to Minto.
"Wow, Minto-chan. I didn't know you could punch so hard."
"Let's just say I get in a bad mood if Oneesama doesn't show up for 4 days. I've been so lonely... Let's go, Ichigo."
"Hold on!" Kishu snapped angrily "You aren't going anywhere!"
"Actually, we are." Minto replied "We're going into the cafe. Even an idiot like you could figure that one out. We've got to clean."
Kishu smirked and summoned a kirema virus and started looking around for an animal to infect. He'd have to take Ichigo by force at this rate.
"Sorry, ladies, but the Cafe won't be here much longer."
"Kishu, you can't destroy the Cafe with some measly Kirema Anima. We'll defeat them." Minto said firmly as she shoved Ichigo into the Cafe. The last thing she wanted was for Kisshu to get his dirty hands on her.
"Nuh-uh. We're all set and ready to whip this planet clean off all life and Ichigo is coming with me."
Minto stared in utter horror and disbelief. He wasn't serious... Was he?
"NO." She said firmly "I'm not going to let you."
"Minto-chan!" Ichigo yelped as she pushed the door open "I can't let you fight him alone nya!"
"Ichigo, stay quiet. I will not let him destroy this planet. But if I lose you have to promise me you'll go with him." Minto said as she kissed her henshin locket "Mew Mew Mint! Metamorphosis!"
"MINTO!" Ichigo screamed "Don't! I don't want to go!"
"ICHIGO." Mew Mint hissed "If you live you might be able to find a way to return everything back to the way it was on board the spaceship."
"But..."
"Oh. So you want to fight?" Kishu asked, clearly amused "Well, one last battle won't hurt. Go, Kirema Anima Bird!"
Kishu threw the virus at a nearby bluebird and the poor creature was swallowed up instantly. It's wings grew twice their average size and its beak became noticeably sharper. The bird's feet became more human like and long while its tail feathers fan out around its body like a skirt. Then the monster flew at Mew Mint but the mew grabbed Ichigo and jumped away, leaving Ichigo on a grassy spot nearby.
"Mint Arrow!" Mew Mint said firmly as she summoned her arrow. The Kirema Anima bird had gotten it's large beak stuck in the ground and Mew Mint took this moment to attack it.
"Ribbon Mint Echo!"
The bird was finished off quickly and Mew Mint spun around and smirked at Kishu, who had lost the fight.
"Dragon swords!" Kishu yelled angrily, summoning his two daggers and moving quickly towards Mew Mint.
"Ribbon Mint Echo!" Mew Mint yelled. Her heart shaped arrow hit Kishu but he kept flying and sliced the girl's side with one of his swords, causing her to fall over. Mew Mint moaned and stood up, her side bleeding from the gash, and she wobbled a bit before aiming another attack.
"I will not let you hurt the planet I love! Ribbon Mint Echo!"
The skies darkened noticeably and Kishu teleported out of the way and kicked Mew Mint in the back. She fell forward a bit but flapped her wings so as to keep from falling and turned around to attack again. Only she didn't. Kishu had grabbed Ichigo and was getting ready to teleport away.
"We haven't finished out fight!" Mew Mint snapped at Kishu.
"It's too late. Pie's getting ready to wipe this planet clean of all life so I'm taking my Princess and leaving."
"Coward." Mew Mint snapped, before wincing and clutching her side. She hadn't really realized how deep the cut was until now "You'd better now hurt her, you hear me!"
"MINTO!" Ichigo screamed as she pounded her fists on Kishu's shoulders to get him to let her go "NOOO! KISHU! TAKE ME BACK NOW! MINTO-CHAN! HELP ME!"
Mew Mint smiled weakly and waved to Ichigo. At least she knew Ichigo would be ok. There was no way Kishu would let anything happen to her.
It was then that Mew Mint became Minto Aizawa and stumbled into the Cafe. The whole place was empty.
"Shirogane-san? I've got bad news..."
There was no answer.
"Shirogane-san...?"
Still no answer.
"Where is everyone...?" The confused parrot girl wobbled over to a table and held her side. There was a note on the table. Minto's hand trembled as she took the note, leaving bloody finger prints, and she started sobbing after reading it. Apparently, Pie had decided he wanted to save Zakuro and Retasu since he knew he liked one of the two and didn't want to risk losing the one he liked more so took them both. But Zakuro had demanded Keichiiro was taken as well and Retasu wanted Ryou. It also said Purin and her siblings had been taken by Taruto.
"N-No... Oneesama... What about... What about m-me?" She whispered through her tears.
"Bark bark!" Minto turned around and noticed Mikki had come all the way. He seemed to understand what doom the Earth was in.
"Oh... Mikki... They... They left m-me..." Minto sobbed "I... I'm going d-die... All alone... All alone..."
Minto finally just started to sob and put her head on the table. All alone... Why? Didn't anyone care about her...? The Earth was going to be destroyed… Her friends had all gotten to save the people most important to them… And Minto wasn't one of them…
"WHY! ONEESAMA! I don't want to die all alone like this!"
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Satou: And so ends the first dramatic episode!
Minto: Oh. so I get to die and everyone else is going to live?
Satou: Ummm... -whistles and runs off-
Kisshu: Now now, Minto. We haven't read episode 2 yet .;
Minto: Oh puh-lease! This is the best excuse I've had in monthes to kill her. -chases Satou-
Kisshu: ... Good point. -joins the chase-
Ichigo: oo; You two are so violent nya...
Kisshu:-stops chasing Satou and walks back to Ichigo- Hello, Koneko-chan.
Ichigo: -slaps Kisshu- PERVERT!
Minto: Pot calling the kettle black, eh, Ichigo?
Ichigo: I'm still not nearly as violent as you two.
Satou: -hiding in a tree- Well… Ummm… Review, hai hai nyo?