Title: Dream Lover
Author: alienangel19852003
Summary: Chris Perry Haliwell is a normal sixteen year old boy. Except for the fact Chris, his older brother Wyatt and their cousin Preston are a week away from being inaugurated as the New Charmed Ones. Chris is one of the most powerful Witchlighters ever; but Chris is still in his brother's shadow when it comes to the ladies. He is known as the Twice Blessed Virgin by all the kids at Magic School, until Chris casts a spell that sounds a lot like a Mariah Carey song and a girl from the past shows up and chaos ensues.
Rating: PG-13 for swearing violence and mention of sexual acts both heterosexual and homosexual. Light slash. No incest.
Standard Disclaimer: I do not own the characters of Charmed except for the ones you don't reconize namely, Preston Brody Mathews-Haliwell, Paris Haliwell-Wyatt, and Prudence Melinda Haliwell-Dean. I'm sure you'll figure out which Charmed One these kids belong to LOL! And of course Chris' dream girl. I don't own the title or the lyrics that were used for Chris' spell.
Chapter 1
"That's it I'm gonna kick your ass." Christopher Haliwell shouted at his older brother, Wyatt who looked at him sympathetically trying to suppress his laughter.
"If I had known this was going to happen I would never had made up that nickname." Wyatt said.
Chris threw his back pack down on the attic floor and glared at his brother.
"You were sitting right next to a freaking telepath," Chris said.
"He read my thoughts it's not like I blurted it out and told every one or anything." Wyatt said.
Chris was still pissed off.
"Calm down or you're going to blow the house up. It's not that crucial." Wyatt said.
"It is crucial. You were right Wyatt I am The Twice Blessed Virgin. I can't seem to get any dates. I've only kissed one girl in my life." Chris said dejectedly sitting down heavily on the couch.
"Kissing girls isn't all that it's cracked up to be." Quipped Preston, Chris' cousin as he strode into the room.
"Of course it wouldn't seem very fun for you seeing that you like kissing boys way better." Chris said throwing a pillow at his cousin.
Preston deflected the pillow easily without using his powers. Preston laughed.
"Are we going to practice the song or what?" Preston asked becoming annoyed.
Chris could feel it.
"Is my pain boring you Preston?" Chris asked.
"A little, everyone knows I'm the interesting one. Wyatt is the strong one and you are the overly dramatic one." Preston said with a smirk.
Chris shook his head.
Preston looked like his father or so everyone said but his attitude was all Paige. They never met him Kyle Brody had been killed in that whole Utopia or Fruitopia thing when Chris and Wyatt were really little and then their aunt found out she was pregnant. Chris was only a little more than a year older than Preston.
"I am not overly dramatic." Chris protested.
"You so are. It seems only fair that you got empathy. Even Melinda doesn't have that power and Aunt Phoebe is her mom." Wyatt said.
"I need to fix this." Chris said pacing the room thinking.
"I thought we were going to work on some songs down in the basement. All day you keep telling me you want to murder a hit." Wyatt said.
"I think I've found a way to get with the girl of my dreams." Chris said scribbling something down on a piece of paper.
"Oh no don't even think about casting a spell to get with Candy. I don't want to have to deal with the personal gain issues." Preston said leaping up realizing what his cousin was thinking.
"No stupid I'm not going to cast a spell to get with Candy. I've been having these dreams about this girl lately and I want to know who she is." Chris said.
Wyatt pulled his cousin away from where Chris was working.
"This could get messy," Wyatt explained.
"More than likely. I'm not going to get blamed by Aunt Piper this time for destroying the attic," Preston said as he and Wyatt stepped a safe distance away from Chris.
"This is perfectly harmless. I'm gonna do this real quick and then we'll go work on that song." Chris said.
The other two boys looked at him as if he was mentally challenged and remained where they were.
"Fine." Chris said turning back to what he was doing.
"Dream lover come rescue me
Take me up take me down
Take me anywhere you want to baby now
I need you so desperately
Won't you please come around
'Cause I wanna share forever with you baby." Chris recited sending the other two boys into fits of loud laugher.
He waited for something to happen for a few minutes and then he turned to give the other two the worse cursing out they had received since Piper found out about the house party the three of them threw while the adults were away.
"Shut the fu–" Chris started but he felt a bright light behind him and he stopped in mid word feeling the fear coming from his brother and his cousin and he turned back to see a glowing portal.
A girl with flowing black hair and chocolate colored skin fell out of the portal. He got a chance to look into her eyes before Wyatt threw a sleeping potion at her and she collapsed to the floor unconscious.
"What in the hell did you do that for? Dude that was her!" Chris said pointing at the sleeping girl on the floor.
"How in the hell was I supposed to know? It's not like you haven't summoned a demon by accident before. You just be glad that was a sleeping potion and not the one that blows stuff up." Wyatt grumbled.
"What is going on up here?" Chris looked over to the doorway and saw his mother Piper standing there.
"Christopher you've got some 'splainin' to do." Piper said glaring at her youngest son.