Teletubbie' Weakness: PCP

The four teletubbies began their episode as usual. But the episode was on drugs and teaching kids why not to do them. Firat they started with cigarettes and Po said "That is a no-no." They walked to cigars where a person standing there was smoking it. The camera quickly turned and saw a keg of beer. Dipsy walked over there and showed how to make it come out.

Then the camera man showed a marijuana plant which was real big. Tinky Winky said "This is bad for you little kiddies...look at what it has done to me." There was a moment of silence and they switched to the next drug: cocaine and heroine. Laa-laa asked "What is the difference kids?" "They look like flour!" screamed a kid watching the show. "They are both bad for you." said Tinky Winky. Another moment of silenece until Po shouted "Group hug!"

The kid hugged the television as they moved to another drug called shrooms. Po said "No eat-eat." Sticking it in his mouth he gagged and said "See...see bad for you..." They moved to another drug called PCP. Po said "Look like tubbie toast." Everybody knew he was high except for the kid watching the show. He sniffed it up his nose and Tinky Winky said "That looks like flour." There was another moment of silence. Tinky Winky walked away sadly and heard people screaming. Po's head was growing larger and larger. The kid jumped behind his bed and watched closely smashing his face against the wall.

Po's head finnally could not take the pressure as his head exploded sending his brain, costumes pieces, and blood everywhere. A tube stood there squirting out blood as everybody ran towards the costume. The actors screamed and taking off their costumes and surrounding Po. "Shut that damn camera off. Little kids are watching!" screamed the director. The picture turned to the bunnies and the little kid screamed even more.

The Bloody Friggin End