Kenshin: Welcome everyone to "whose line is it Anyway?" I'm Himura Kenshin.

Kenshin walks down the stairs and into his dest while the audience claps.

Kenshin: Thank you Thank you. Welcome to "Whose line is it Anyway?" Of course the show is named after me. Tonight our performers will be awarded points on how well they do but the points don't matter one bit. However, whoever wins gets to do something fun in the end. Now allow me to introduce our performers tonight. They are Hiko-san, Sano, Shishio, and our ever favorite Saitou.

Sano: Why is he here?

Kenshin: Who?

Sano: The only other performing male.

Sano points to Saitou.

Saitou: Believe me, I didn't want to come.

Kenshin He's just filling in for Misao who unexpectedly fell ill.

Saitou crossed his arms in anger.

Saitou: I think she's lying.

Hiko: Now Saitou don't be so mad, come have some Sake with me.

Shishio: Hey we're all performing males.

Saitou: Don't talk to me old man.

Hiko: Where? Where's the old man?

Hiko suspiciously looks around while sipping his sake.

Saitou: Hrmph . . . .

Kenshin: Come on you guys we're supposed to be having fun. Speaking of fun here's our first game.

Game #1: Questions Only

Kenshin: This is for everyone. Hiko and Shishio will start, for this game you are only allowed to ask questions, if you mess up then I will press the buzzer and you will be replaced by someone else.

Kenshin: Before we start the game, let's have the audience pick a setting.

Audience spouts out suggestions.

Kenshin: Jail, jail sounds good. Ok the place is in jail. Take it away.

Hiko: What you in for?

Shishio: What?

Hiko: Did you run away?

Shishio: From what?

Hiko: Uh, from Saitou?

Kenshin pushes the buzzer.

Kenshin: Sorry master but uh isn't a question.

Hiko: Ah shucks.

Saitou takes Hiko's place.

Shishio: Who are you?

Saitou: What's your worst nightmare?

Shishio: What? Are you interrogating me?

Saitou: You don't want to answer me seriously?

Shishio: Are you annoying?

Saitou: Are you stupid?

Shishio: Are you grumpy?

Saitou smirks.

Saitou: Are you afraid?

Surprised Shishio blurted out.

Shishio: NO!! I am Shishio, and I will rule the world.

Saitou smiled.

Shishio: You enjoy this too much.

Shishio lunges for Saitou's throat. Saitou side-steps and knees Shishio in the stomach.

Saitou: I may not have beaten you then but I sure can beat you now.

Shishio falls to the floor.

Sano steps in and restrains Shishio.

Sano: My turn.

Kenshin Ok, let's try this again.

Kenshin tentatively pushes the buzzer to continue.

Sano: Are you a policeman?

Saitou: What?

Sano: Why are you in jail?

Saitou: Do I know you?

Sano: Do you?

Saitou: Huh?

Sano: Running out of questions?

Saitou: Can we go onto the next game?

Sano: . . . .

Kenshin pushed the buzzer.

Kenshin: Ok, everyone back to your seats.

Hiko: I wanted to play again, that wasn't fair, Saitou had all the fun.

Shishio: Shut up cry baby.

Saitou: You would think that Kenshin's master would keep himself better composed.

Hiko: I'm depressed I want my sake.

Saitou: Cry baby.

Hiko threw his sake cup at Saitou hitting him in the side of the head.

Saitou: Hrmph . . . .

Sano, Kenshin, and Shishio chuckled.

Saitou: Can we just get on with the next game?

Game #2: Dating Game

Kenshin: Ok, next is the dating game. Hiko will be the bachelorette and has to guess who Saitou, Shishio, and Sano are acting out. Now lets start.

Hiko: Um, like Bachelor #1, where would you take me if we went out on a date?

Sano: I would take you to a place that serves sake, lots and lots of sake.

Hiko: Um, like Bachelor #2, what would you say on our date?

Shishio: Battousai, you can't hide from me forever, I will hunt you down!!

Hiko: Ok, um well Bachelor #3 same question.

Saitou: You shouldn't kill that you shouldn't.

Hiko: Bachelor #1 who is your role model.

Sano: Why, it should be apparent, I myself, am #1.

Hiko: Yes, um you are #1, Ok Bachelor #2 same question.

Shishio: Battousai!!

Hiko: Um, Bachelor #2, you are strange. #3 same question.

Saitou: Um, I would say that I look up to Saitou. He's the best at sword fighting.

Hiko: Um, well ok . . . .

Kenshin: Can you guess Hiko?

Hiko: I don't know who Bachelor#1 is, but Shishio is Enishi, and Saitou is playing my idiot apprentice.

Kenshin: Master I'm not an idiot.

Saitou: Yes you are

Kenshin: No comment.

Kenshin: Sano was acting as youm, master.

Hiko: I don't love sake that much!

Hiko then sits down and starts drinking some sake.

Kenshin: Saitou for your information, I do not look up to you.

Saitou: Yes you do.

Kenshin: No I don't.

Saitou: Uh-huh, because I'm taller than you.

Kenshin grumbles.

Kenshin: Note to self, kick Saitou off the show.

Game #3: "Whose Line is Anyway?"

Kenshin: Hiko and Shishio will be playing this game.

Hiko: Yea, I'll get my chance to beat Saitou.

Saitou just closes his eyes and slowly shakes his head.

Saitou: Kenshin, your master is so simple minded.

Hiko stuck his tongue out at Saitou.

Kenshin just shrugged.

Kenshin: Like I was saying, for this game I have remarks that the audience wrote down on paper, somewhere in your conversation you will need to include them.

Kenshin hands Hiko and Shishio two slips of paper each. Hiko pockets his but Shishio looks distressed.

Shishio: I don't have any pockets.

Saitou: Put them in your bandages I'm sure they'll blend in quite well.

Shishio: Shut up Saitou.

Saitou: Shut doesn't go up it goes between doors.

Shishio stuffs the papers into his bandages muttering something about killing everyone on Whose Line Is It Anyway.

Kenshin: When I press the buzzer the game will begin, but before that let's have the audience pick a place.

Audience shouts out suggestions.

Kenshin: Pet store, we'll use pet store.

Hiko walks into a pretend pet shop.

Shishio: How can I help you.

Hiko: I'm just looking around.

Shishio: Take your time.

Hiko wanders around the stage and stops.

Hiko: Oh, that's so cute.

Shishio: That puppy?

Hiko: Yes, this is exactly what I'm looking for.

Shishio: Sorry sir, but he's not for sale.

Hiko: Why?

Shishio: Because he's the last one I have.

Hiko looking around sees a parrot.

Hiko: What about this parrot?

Shishio: Same problem.

Hiko: You know what my father used to say about people like you?

Shishio: What?

Digging in his pocket Hiko pulls out a paper.

Hiko: He says . . . . I love Aoshi.

Shishio: You have a weird father.

Hiko: Don't you make fun of my father you pompous, old, shriveled up piece of bandages, your store stinks.

Shishio: Now you've gone to far you . . . .

Shishio pulls out a piece of paper.

Shishio: Fuzzy Pickle.

Hiko: I'm going to call the cops, I don't need to take this crap.

Shishio: Didn't you read my sign?

Hiko: No what did it say?

Shishio pulls out another paper.

Shishio: Ah, the power of cheese.

Hiko: Is that supposed to be your store name?

Shishio: No, you dolt, it means I'm closed!

Hiko: Well, why didn't you say so in the first place?

Shishio: You didn't pay attention, stupid.

Hiko pulls out a piece of paper.

Hiko: Well, your so hot that you burn plastic.

Shishio: . . . . Um, well this isn't really a pet store.

Hiko: What?

Shishio: This actually is a pet day care.

Kenshin pushed the buzzer stopping the game.

Saitou: There Hiko, now you have had your fun.

Hiko: Jealous aren't ya.

Saitou: I rightly don't care.

Saitou then took a cigarette and started smoking.

Saitou: One thing that bothers me, who wrote "I love Aoshi/"

Misao: I did.

Saitou turns his head in her direction, when seeing her he leaped from his seat and bolted for her.

Saitou: I'm going to kill you weasel-girl!!

Misao: Aoshi help me.

Sano ran up and restrained Saitou.

Saitou: She lied.

Sano: Calm down.

Misao: It was fun to watch you Saitou.

Hiko: Come join me Saitou.

Saitou calms down and goes back to smoking his cigarette and walks back to his seat.

Saitou: Pass me a cup.

Hiko poured Saitou some sake and passed it to him.

Kenshin: Saitou your not supposed to smoke in here.

Saitou didn't drink any sake, instead he walked over to Kenshin.

Kenshin: W, what are you going to do Saitou?

Saitou: Giving you what you deserve.

Saitou held his hand with the sake cup in it and overturned it on to Kenshin's head.

Hiko: Tch, Saitou you wasted perfectly good sake.

Kenshin dripping wet started to revert to Battousai.

Kenshin: You will die for you insolence!!

Saitou punched Kenshin in the face, Kenshin reverted back.

Kenshin: Thank you.

Saitou: you are weak.

Kenshin: Saitou sit down.

Saitou puffing on his cigarette sat back down and smirked.

Saitou: that was fun.

Kenshin: Maybe to you but I'm sopping wet.

Saitou: That was the whole point. To show how weak you really are.

Kenshin: Ok, let's just go on to the next game.

Shishio: The hoedown?

Kenshin: Sorry for today it's the "Role Play."

Shishio: Darn it I wanted to make fun of sake.

Hiko got angry, and threw his sake cup at Shishio knocking Shishio out.

Kenshin: Good job Master.

Hiko: He deserved it.

Kenshin: Misao, we need you to come down and take Shishio's place.

Misao: Alright, as long as Saitou stay's away from me.

Saitou just sat there and smiled.

Misao: Wolf-boy scares me.

Saitou: Just doing my job.

Saitou then took his cigarette put it out and flicked it at Misao.

Misao stuck her tongue out at Saitou.

Saitou smirked making him look more scary than he already was.

Saitou: Welcome to the game Weasel-girl.

Kenshin: Ok Saitou, stop acting mean to the poor girl.

Saitou: I didn't do anything, just welcoming the girl.

Kenshin: Sure whatever.

Hiko: Let's just get on with the game.

Game #4: World's Worst

Kenshin: For this game two performers whom I will choose shortly will reenact the fight between Saitou and I had in the dojo. Hiko will play Saitou and Saitou will play me.

Saitou: Great I get to be the sissy.

Hiko: I get to make Saitou look dumb.

Kenshin: Misao will play Kaoru and Sano just gets to stand there and look pretty.

Sano: SO I don't even get to speak?

Kenshin: You get to cheer Kenshin on.

Sano: Oh, great.

Kenshin: Ok, so do you remember who you are playing?

Hiko: I'm Saitou.

Saitou: I'm the idiot, oh I mean Kenshin.

Misao: I"m Kaoru.

Sano: I'm sano. grumble I wanted to be Yahiko.

Kenshin pressed the buzzer.

Kenshin: Ok, lets get started then.

Scene starts after Kenshin gets back from fighting Akumatsu.

Hiko: You are weak Kenshin you couldn't even kill Akumatsu.

Saitou: He was too boring I didn't want to waste my time.

Misao: Who would have thought that Kenshin's mortal enemy would be so ugly.

Saitou bristled and Hiko coughed politely.

Saitou: What did you come for?

Hiko: I came to fight you of course.

Sano: You'll have to go through me first.

Hiko: I thought I already did.

Sano: You just got lucky.

Saitou chuckled.

Saitou: That was a good pun.

Hiko: Are we going to get started or are we going to sit around and chitchat all day long.

Saitou shrugged.

Saitou: I don't want to fight anymore you bore me.

Hiko: Your just a chicken, afraid he might lose.

Saitou disappeared and reappeared behind Hiko. Hiko turned around and caught the flat of the blade with his face.

Hiko with a red mark on his face yelled like a banshee and started to stab at Saitou.

Hiko: Take that and that.

Sano: Go get him Saitou.

Hiko: Ha, ha, ha, even your friends are against you.

Saitou: I'll deal with you later Sano.

Misao: Saitou looks so cute when he's fighting.

Saitou blushed.

Misao: Not you kenshin, I mean Saitou.

Hiko blushed and got hit in the head with Saitou's hilt.

Saitou: Saitou your too slow.

Hiko: Ok! I've had enough of this.

Hiko threw his shord down and tackled Saitou to the ground.

Saitou: Cheater, I don't wrestle.

Hiko: smiles I"m not you.

Saitou starts slapping and punching Hiko in the face.

Saitou: Pick up your sword you old man, you disgrace me with such attacks. I will kill you.

Hiko: Finally the Battousai has emerged.

Saitou: I WILL KILL YOU!

Sano: Go Kenshin kick his butt.

Saitou: Oh, I will.

Hiko swung his sword close to Saitou's face because of the air movement Saitou's strands of hair stood straight up on end.

Hiko: I can't finish the game. Hiko chuckled.

Saitou: then I win. Kenshin wins.

Sano, Kenshin, Hiko and Misao dropped to the floor laughing.

Saitou: I fail to see what is so funny in that.

Kenshin still on the floor reaches up and hits the buzzer.

Kenshin: Ha, ha, ha. That's all for our show now. Kenshin started to roll around laughing even harder.

Saitou: What's so funny?!

Shishio who had been knocked out finally woke up and the first thing he saw was Saitou's hair standing on end.

Shishio: It looks like Saitou used too much hair gel.

Saitou: Kenshin, give me a mirror.

Kenshin handed Saitou a mirror.

Saitou: HIKO YOUR GOING TO DIE!! YOU RUINED MY BEAUTIFUL HAIR!!!

Hiko paused, pulled out a camera and took a picture of Saitou rushing toward him hands outstretched ready to strangle Hiko.

Saitou: I'M GOING TO STRANGLE YOU HIKO!!!

Hiko threw Kenshin the camera.

Hiko: Print as many copies as you can I want to blackmail him.

Hiko then ran out into the street with Saitou hot on his trail.

Kenshin: Ok, so who wants a copy?

Everyone in the audience raised their hand.

Sano rubbed his hands together gleefully.

Sano: This is gonna be great I can finally get back at him for calling me rooster-head all the time.

Misao: Well we better get them developed.

Kenshin: That's all for tonight, thanks for coming.

All actors then left the stage.